Post AZTLmGp41oqXnpU0VU by Jennifer@bookstodon.com
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(DIR) Post #AZTBw9WN1ykgVmoSAK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-05T21:46:38Z
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CEO: We need to cut costs.Accountant: Okay. We paid you $50 million last year. We spent $10 million on your private jet flights and luxury hotel accommodations. For some reason you are being paid $1 million for this 45 minute meeting.CEO: I see. Who's that in the hallway?Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company from falling apart. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.CEO: Fire Greg.
(DIR) Post #AZTC2oqsHFYCQya9xo by WillA763@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T21:47:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts American capitalism in a nutshell.
(DIR) Post #AZTC68lggXnr4XjvTk by derek@toot.thedoodleproject.net
2023-09-05T21:48:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts ^—mood
(DIR) Post #AZTC7Npw97xE61JuIC by NaraMoore@sakurajima.moe
2023-09-05T21:48:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts You are drifting from low quality to sad realities.
(DIR) Post #AZTC9b37zauPebXsNE by jherazob@mastodon.ie
2023-09-05T21:49:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts This fact is only low quality because it's extremely accurate
(DIR) Post #AZTCFyq2SVjdAgT0wy by vepo@ursal.zone
2023-09-05T21:50:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts ow! Who said this is a low quality fact?
(DIR) Post #AZTCIYYWdInMWhVHrk by BackFromTheDud@mas.to
2023-09-05T21:50:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Too close to the truth!
(DIR) Post #AZTCNkGaWJm2IJaVc0 by brouhaha@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T21:51:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts You can't toot that; it is a High Quality Fact!
(DIR) Post #AZTCazpNyWQsJzBOKm by ahumanbeinz@mindly.social
2023-09-05T21:53:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's how CEO's operate.They always have...the bastids
(DIR) Post #AZTD79iwiW56HRVP8K by aaronesilvers@jawns.club
2023-09-05T21:59:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts that is pretty much, specifics obviously different, how i got laid off this last go-round
(DIR) Post #AZTDpY55WEz0Z31wie by TonyJWells@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T22:07:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm here for low quality, not realism.
(DIR) Post #AZTDqXEQA9h4DerlEe by rotopenguin@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T22:08:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts fuck Greg.
(DIR) Post #AZTFcAbThFnNtSveKm by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
2023-09-05T22:27:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought you were supposed to tell lies.
(DIR) Post #AZTGk0q3zAGxsb3RDs by thehomespundays@triangletoot.party
2023-09-05T22:39:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts We're all Greg.
(DIR) Post #AZTIBOIgxmXQPy42d6 by veecorreia@mstdn.ca
2023-09-05T22:56:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, fuck Greg.
(DIR) Post #AZTJ3UkJDPW82smSKO by hoofin@famichiki.jp
2023-09-05T23:06:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is excellent!
(DIR) Post #AZTJg2MAhSJ1I7rvWK by cromargaen@troet.cafe
2023-09-05T23:13:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts This scheme is fraudulent and called cellar boxing. Step 1. Company is attacked with deceitful media comments and unlawful investigations, negative press2. Stock price is attacked with illegal naked short selling. It seems like the ever falling price is legit3. The board is now desperate and hires overpriced external consultants4. The company is bought out and hostile executives are installed....https://medium.datadriveninvestor.com/cellar-boxing-the-predatory-secret-that-wall-street-uses-to-exploit-an-infinite-money-glitch-in-97ccbd6c9923?gi=08afccb075a6
(DIR) Post #AZTLmGp41oqXnpU0VU by Jennifer@bookstodon.com
2023-09-05T23:36:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is accurate.
(DIR) Post #AZTO2q7qjxAppoIZEW by NovemberMan@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T00:02:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts I worked with that company 3 years ago. 🙄 Happily, not for them.
(DIR) Post #AZTOjEhrjtUkEXMREG by MHowell@kolektiva.social
2023-09-06T00:09:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Greg at Waystar would call his uncle.
(DIR) Post #AZTQMJyYBNaBp6MkoS by Ultraverified@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-06T00:28:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Basically. Yeah. That encapsulates the whole kit and kaboodle, right there.
(DIR) Post #AZTS06NuEV9lD0l6Nk by patrickgillam@mastodon.online
2023-09-06T00:46:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not cousin Greg!
(DIR) Post #AZTSrpfSbNQ703aehc by nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T00:56:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm sorry, but I don't believe you can post this. This is not a low quality fact. It is, in fact, a completely factual fact the likes of which we're watching happen every day now.
(DIR) Post #AZTUd1o3O8uSDBg70a by cooopsspace@infosec.exchange
2023-09-06T01:16:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts depressing quality facts.
(DIR) Post #AZTXID1GnpVKlncluq by Richy222@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T01:45:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZTXXlBC4wEb3jgJDk by NerdRage42@c.im
2023-09-06T01:48:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts don't forget the mandatory pizza parties with pizza courtesy of Papa Johns!
(DIR) Post #AZTYu6q6KQw8Yq2JRw by akunuri@mstdn.social
2023-09-06T02:03:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hmm.. I thought this was a low quality facts account. Someone must have hacked you and started publishing truths.
(DIR) Post #AZTbW69VWyppLJM7W4 by mambearpnw@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T02:33:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts To be fair, Greg should want a better life for himself.
(DIR) Post #AZTfbsug4BQxpuQxSy by wagesj45@mastodon.jordanwages.com
2023-09-06T03:19:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts apropos of nothing, Barbarians at the Gate was a good movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3DWpuISBas
(DIR) Post #AZTgNp6pVr45wEyd1c by superball@norcal.social
2023-09-06T03:27:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts In the version I’m familiar with, it’s about firing Miguel, but basically this.
(DIR) Post #AZThPeQUIoyBL5bhXE by jimhubbell@mastodon.world
2023-09-06T03:39:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Greg is going to walk out the door with the only set of passwords to all the web pages and spreadsheets that the company relies on to stay afloat.
(DIR) Post #AZTkWD02yIlSAQ3fN2 by danjac@masto.ai
2023-09-06T04:14:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought your facts were supposed to be "low" quality?
(DIR) Post #AZTspVCQKTbhkPYf9k by glacasa@dotnet.social
2023-09-06T05:47:13Z
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@lowqualityfactsIt took him a few seconds to cut costs, he really deserves the million dollars
(DIR) Post #AZTtqsgkaBPOqExrPM by tehabe@norden.social
2023-09-06T05:58:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts this fact seems too high quality, I think you need to hire less QA staff
(DIR) Post #AZU064ct52GPvzmkFs by sleepyfox@hachyderm.io
2023-09-06T07:08:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm Greg
(DIR) Post #AZU5B9InccYBehd2a8 by schreibmax@troet.cafe
2023-09-06T08:05:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nice one. Makes a good argument for mandatory employee representation in hiring and firing btw.
(DIR) Post #AZUQxCR5N92KJOG3t2 by moopet@toot.cafe
2023-09-06T12:09:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is a high quality fact
(DIR) Post #AZUWKGjs2Vvo5Xre6a by w0dz@writing.exchange
2023-09-06T13:09:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts meanwhile, at another contract meeting ... 😉https://writing.exchange/@w0dz/111018284035858938
(DIR) Post #AZUsmzPbjlmtjvUEGe by moondog548@nerdculture.de
2023-09-06T17:21:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts oops you posted #Sooth on main. Fucking up your brand. #DoBetter
(DIR) Post #AZUwCCb49YlzjYYmfY by erikk@hachyderm.io
2023-09-06T17:59:37Z
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see also
(DIR) Post #AZV3dpAPYeY6r3D8DI by jamieannmason@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T19:22:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts The American Dream..Jamie
(DIR) Post #AZV88tq8dKTM8pnlNA by fedithom@social.saarland
2023-09-06T20:13:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts this. So.much.this!!!
(DIR) Post #AZamQHkWKsyPMkYSY4 by pokeypoke@hachyderm.io
2023-09-09T13:38:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts why am I getting fired guys
(DIR) Post #AaIT9gmvkteUjY4jtQ by sabrinaweb71@sociale.network
2023-09-30T15:29:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is Elon Musk, I suppose
(DIR) Post #AaIXeKigFtLj5CxHmK by mausmalone@mastodon.social
2023-09-30T16:20:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts reposted for absolutely no reason I'm sure (let's go UAW)
(DIR) Post #AcDC25JI10qIqk3Brs by apicultor@hachyderm.io
2023-11-26T22:08:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Alstom surely would not appreciate you leaking the transcript of this meeting.