Post AZMptGSrcmTFdt9er2 by apontious@dice.camp
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(DIR) Post #AZMix14m56NpOXjGO8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-02T18:53:34Z
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Only $999,999,940 left until we hit our billion dollar goal! Here is a list of things I will soon purchase to ensure Fishy's protection:-Chainsaw-Surgeon who can replace one of my arms with said chainsaw-Gator stocked moat-The Chinese Military-An indestructible cat-sized hamster ball that Fishy can roll around in-A black belt so people think I know karate and are hesitant to trifle with mehttps://gofund.me/4d58b387
(DIR) Post #AZMjIN0djFm1V7yelE by pariahsickkid@beige.party
2023-09-02T18:57:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts my gawds you are a geenyus!!
(DIR) Post #AZMjTDeEsGjveXflmS by eeyorc@mastodon.social
2023-09-02T18:59:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts maybe get black belt for Fishy to wear also?
(DIR) Post #AZMjemHKSXRWF7T67E by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-02T19:01:30Z
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@eeyorc Smart thinking, will do.
(DIR) Post #AZMjmbqX86mWCkfYp6 by cpm@spore.social
2023-09-02T19:02:49Z
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@lowqualityfactsdo you have the pricing-gun arm yet?prerequisites matter
(DIR) Post #AZMpmaYCXwkTuYT4hE by catdad@ohai.social
2023-09-02T20:10:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Imma tutch da fishy tho ...
(DIR) Post #AZMptGSrcmTFdt9er2 by apontious@dice.camp
2023-09-02T20:11:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts @catdad Sounds a bit.....fishy.
(DIR) Post #AZMwhUmrFOyQGbqGR6 by Daedalus@arasaka.vip
2023-09-02T21:27:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZN84rIqnZM0Ft9JpI by phi1997@mastodon.social
2023-09-02T23:35:06Z
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@lowqualityfactsBut if you replace an arm with a chainsaw, you can't use it to pet Fishy!
(DIR) Post #AZNHQ8Rr9Bcd6Ca8cC by akatech@mastodon.social
2023-09-03T01:19:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Gotta support only the best of causes [I cant, I'm poor :(]
(DIR) Post #AZNkf9eXqd2nqk1ytc by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
2023-09-03T06:47:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts I haven't priced it out recently but my guy feeling is that the Chinese army might cost a shade over a $billion. Might have to settle for the Luxembourg army.