Post AZMTjfZfDMXtdCM4Mi by fratm@masto.fratm.com
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 (DIR) Post #AZMOBlmt6jxrHiYYk4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-09-02T15:00:55Z
       
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       Here's some helpful Mastodon tips:1. Boost posts to let that user know you are hungry and would like for them to make you a grilled cheese.2. Do not follow anyone named Kevin. Kevins are shunned here.3. Tell us about yourself! Write your height, weight, and combat experience in your bio so others have at least a vague idea of how they would fare against you in the octagon.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMOK14y8b3T1lwiMy by alanstainer@dice.camp
       2023-09-02T15:02:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Can I have a grilled cheese now?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMOaY9gveryFF2SXI by KayVay@mastodon.social
       2023-09-02T15:05:24Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Haha! My favorite is the Kevin rule. šŸ˜‚You forgot to mention secret rule 4:Follow everyone with the name Kay.  Those are typically lovely peopleā€¦or so Iā€™ve heard šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMOjCKtQEJNBCOyPY by joshua@nozzi.social
       2023-09-02T15:06:50Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Unfollowing @kevin, per rule 2.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMP1Yhwyyw1mFwSLQ by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
       2023-09-02T15:10:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts boosted
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMQFh20vrWdbJd7uy by wx1g@4bear.com
       2023-09-02T15:23:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts ROTFL!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMQIPO8z939kbHAjg by brian_wooley@mastodon.social
       2023-09-02T15:24:24Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 6ā€™3ā€ 215 lbs. #Obviously
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMQkeysbdqgDavjay by GordonIsenburg@mastodon.social
       2023-09-02T15:29:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 1) I've been neglecting your boost needs, so I'll correct that. Just because I enjoy your posts, hold the grilled cheese, they give me gas.2) Kevin can be added to the long list of "cautions" I have about following. Besides, my brother's name is Kevin, so that works for me.3) I worked in security for years. Many people made the mistake of underestimating my size and shape, almost as many people I've made the same mistake of myself.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMRhc5J1Bj4Jx2yYK by HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social
       2023-09-02T15:40:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Uh-huh, not giving you details for 3. Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Hang on, I'll come in again
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMSeQz1w4goyb9xbM by skyportradio@mastodon.social
       2023-09-02T15:50:55Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Hi Kev, how's that low quality facts thing going?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMTjfZfDMXtdCM4Mi by fratm@masto.fratm.com
       2023-09-02T16:02:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts  Boosting for a grilled cheese.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMToj2tjcuRqVRKt6 by bdiederik@mastodon.online
       2023-09-02T16:03:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts please dont boost me.I dont know how to make grilled cheese
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMTpxISEgVkKlIpge by doctorLURK@mastodon.social
       2023-09-02T16:04:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this is just what a self-pitying Kevin would say to try and elicit sympathy from the masses!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMTvCGa0R7YD3vQO0 by KanaMauna@sauropods.win
       2023-09-02T16:05:05Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts   Boosted. Itā€™s a too early for lunch so please just give me scrambled eggs and toast
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMTxZXKSWraxZtNOy by KevinHuigens@genealysis.social
       2023-09-02T16:05:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Ouch!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMVwRFJzswQrm3Yye by wesley@theatl.social
       2023-09-02T16:27:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 6'2 170 pounds no prior combat experience
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMWDEBPonMRH7Eduq by Lyle@cville.online
       2023-09-02T16:30:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Unfortunately this has led to a number of Kevins renaming their accounts while continuing to comport themselves as ā€œtotal Kevinsā€
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMZ1ThWb4zzn4LKIS by moku@mstdn.social
       2023-09-02T17:02:21Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I love the smell of low quality facts in the morning
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMaULijRnaZOKEqNE by Mayor_of_Smartarse@mastodon.world
       2023-09-02T17:18:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMciALoiRY45kEhV2 by lafncow@mastodon.social
       2023-09-02T17:43:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 4. Toots, Boosts, Borps, and Wonks are all encouraged. Boops are forbidden.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMdeWAZkiJCYanoHY by Ralph@gaygeek.social
       2023-09-02T17:54:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Syrup on grill cheese rules the world!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMdltoQFQivuVxaL2 by ppxl@social.tchncs.de
       2023-09-02T17:55:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts TBH we do not talk about the Kevin situation since The Incidentā„¢
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMevnjbnbjruXzglE by koni@hachyderm.io
       2023-09-02T18:08:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts itā€™s true
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMr0EHMFTzWqSeqZs by notveryhandsome@techhub.social
       2023-09-02T20:23:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts When I read this, I begin to wonder if I am doing Mastodon correctly.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMsTNbyjHDA8qlbm4 by maxthyme@artisan.chat
       2023-09-02T20:40:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.sociaOne and three quarter doorknobs high, like 100 or maybe 150 doorknobs heavy, I'd been in dozens of fights by the time I was 18, and could totally knock out a kangaroo still.Big one too, not one of the little cuties, I mean I could, but I wouldn't, but I could... but I wouldn't.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMt6XVBtGSO6uGTHk by Geldium@mastodon.social
       2023-09-02T20:47:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I need some cheese, vegan one!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMvOVReTdcWqqIvnE by TeflonTrout@mastodon.social
       2023-09-02T21:13:00Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Huh. 6'2", 235, 3 deployment tours, but zero hand-to-hand experience.  I'm more of a ranged fighter than a melee, so your odds are better than you think.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZN0TWrr7AYkTxm8ie by wuffish@mastodon.social
       2023-09-02T22:09:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 1. I like my cheese toasties done with mayo in place of butter. Real egg mayo, not the oil stuff. 2. Kevins are okay. Justins are the ones to be wary of. 3. Height: 1.04 Smoots. Weight: .09 tons (US). Combat experience: fought two wolves, some guy on Sunset who tried to sell me a bootleg CD, and a 1987 Dodge Ram.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZNUX5Ra0yyvDD67NI by RodneyPetersonTalent@mastodon.social
       2023-09-03T03:46:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 5ā€™8ā€, 170, and I once had a four hour swearing contest in a psych hospital with a stripper.Not one patient or staff member said a word to either of us, they all just eventually left the TV room and no one from the nurses station ever said a word.This was the same hospital where at the time Dr. Drew ran the substance abuse unit.Until two patients overdosed and died within 24 hours and he denied they were his patients.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZR1GOpxYvxvkw2EXw by cabinet_creature@mastodon.online
       2023-09-04T20:37:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I took your advice, now i'm waiting for a worthy adversary to approach me.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZRiFAgbQIU6VusJ9M by WestLawns@mastodon.social
       2023-09-05T04:39:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts remember to follow all cats
       
 (DIR) Post #AaAy8jb5MwfSTDse5g by mambearpnw@mastodon.social
       2023-09-27T00:39:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Ten bucks says if I'm ever to be asked to face in a battle, I'm walking away from it with a bounce in my step. Giggling at the realizing I can still feel. Granted it's pain, but it's still a feeling.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaAyPUIvTsUtxmNJXE by jrod3737@mstdn.social
       2023-09-27T00:42:21Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Where is my grilled cheese?
       
 (DIR) Post #AaAyxAZRMAMObe9zA8 by SNerd@lor.sh
       2023-09-27T00:48:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I just ate dinner and Iā€™m not hungry.  Can I still boost this?
       
 (DIR) Post #AaB44UEn8Jn1OroIPg by SmallisBeautiful@mastodon.gamedev.place
       2023-09-27T01:45:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Hey! šŸ˜¢
       
 (DIR) Post #AaB4gSg9NQNbZOiNsG by jmax@mastodon.social
       2023-09-27T01:52:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts - But you didn't mention the rule about 'liking' the post as well, if you want tomato soup with your grilled cheese.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaB9SLTLsBQ6w6ohLk by BartlebysCorpse@mstdn.games
       2023-09-27T02:46:04Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Where's my grilled cheese?
       
 (DIR) Post #AaBJoaTTm8H7NQ7YJM by mavu@mastodon.social
       2023-09-27T04:42:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts solid Kevin advice.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaC9VNSb8Iqn80rzUm by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
       2023-09-27T14:21:21Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Kevin McCarthy kicks puppies
       
 (DIR) Post #AaCTKdiOM8VdRIPlGi by 84436@mas.to
       2023-09-27T18:03:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I was hungry. Now I don't.Because this toot is nearly a month old.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaCu0opa101QsxY9jM by Crowjane@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-09-27T23:02:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 1. True 2. Glad my name is not Kevin. 3. Thatā€™s like homework.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaCxgOAfpFDSE6vivg by mdwalters@furry.engineer
       2023-09-27T23:43:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts i boosted this, so you now owe me a grilled cheese sandwich