Post AZKo9aYo5VoANSfeoi by chris@myprivate.social
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 (DIR) Post #AZK6fpKgIxd1TZcrrs by stux@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T12:35:10Z
       
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       Username: usernamePassword: password
       
 (DIR) Post #AZK6pgcBZVfxKnVyTo by StevenvdV82@mastodon.social
       2023-09-01T12:37:00Z
       
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       @stux 😅
       
 (DIR) Post #AZK6tMbLvIU0QEsWps by veronica@mastodon.online
       2023-09-01T12:37:40Z
       
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       @stux Social engineering in its purest, most basic form 😆
       
 (DIR) Post #AZK7GKuONppRpejqDI by BradRubenstein@infosec.exchange
       2023-09-01T12:41:48Z
       
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       Do you know what it means when I see this after clicking on the mp4 file link?  (I'm on firefox, but it looks like the message is coming from the mastodon server)...@stux
       
 (DIR) Post #AZK7M38pM1iSSwDMrQ by zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
       2023-09-01T12:42:44Z
       
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       @stux Oh my god 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AZK7UayXRaP1iVTdPE by grob@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T12:44:22Z
       
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       @stux awww gnihihi
       
 (DIR) Post #AZK7h3U7GyN3c0Bko4 by podkaynelives@universeodon.com
       2023-09-01T12:46:22Z
       
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       @stux True story: I had to help someone log in  once and their password was: passw0rdz.  🤯
       
 (DIR) Post #AZK7iL7BD5Yga24ZA8 by mfierst@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T12:46:53Z
       
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       @stux She is misleading us, I am sure of it. Definitely. She is providing false information. 😄 🙄 😬
       
 (DIR) Post #AZK7vKWshLQyWrHxU8 by LillyHerself@mastodon.social
       2023-09-01T12:49:14Z
       
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       @stux Could all that Botox between her eyebrows be paralysing her brain?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKA3gIPqzj0GJdHDU by realsimon@mastodon.green
       2023-09-01T13:13:02Z
       
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       @stux Just a normal human. Not her fault.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKBJ5m7VNy1a9RGHg by MelodIetje@mastodon.social
       2023-09-01T13:27:06Z
       
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       @stux 😂🤣😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKBLLlwzz17mAR6SO by thomasgriebenow@ruhr.social
       2023-09-01T13:27:31Z
       
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       @stux Every bank tells you every day:Don't tell anyone about your secret datas! To nobody…
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKDDmY3lKJEPaSRYO by david_zwei@chaos.social
       2023-09-01T13:48:33Z
       
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       @stux @giant_awake Ich bin gerade mit admin / admin an einem ArtNET-Interface gescheitert. Richtig war: Admin / Admin. 👆
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKFaNnw7qXAEqmxfc by janvenetor@mastodontti.fi
       2023-09-01T14:15:02Z
       
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       @stux cue the guy working for Paypal whose credit card number root encryption key password was... "a$$word".Source, what a read: https://max.levch.in/post/724289457144070144/shamir-secret-sharing-its-3am-paul-the-head-of
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKFmdJkH3xjpIVa7s by heideroosje@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T14:17:17Z
       
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       @stux Gelukkig dit keer is geen dom blondje maar een domme brunette. 😆
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKG0ECSSQ1ryoaAIy by cyacyacya_nide@mastodon.social
       2023-09-01T14:19:44Z
       
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       @stux :blobsweats: :blobsweats: :blobsweats:
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKJBvc7gYSBfprEVU by schmitzel76@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T14:55:28Z
       
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       @stux at least she didn't tell for what account this password is.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKJDlDFKOI7zh5yYi by RoseClimbPaint@mastodon.green
       2023-09-01T14:55:45Z
       
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       @stux a bunch of my exes know my basic password. I dont use it for important stuff though. None of them have ever signed into the stuff I use that password for, like, oh I dunno, the online store where I bought my hair dye. LOL Random logins like that.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKKQBN201g0YB9wOW by MimzyDub@mstdn.ca
       2023-09-01T15:09:16Z
       
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       @stux oh, brother!! She just didn't clue in. *shakes head* 🥴😖🤦🏻‍♀️🤔
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKNRATF880FuaE65Y by filmfreak75@mastodon.cloud
       2023-09-01T15:43:02Z
       
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       @stux social engineering at its best
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKNV1dnttSbgY0PEO by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T15:43:44Z
       
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       @stux Username: andpassword
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKNjuD7oBYAz5cdI8 by WvOostveen@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T15:46:27Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @stux
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKQVvHTKgz46ygCEy by yanncphoto@piaille.fr
       2023-09-01T16:17:27Z
       
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       @stux yeah well...
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKRv45DqIYMbbVCls by LordCaramac@discordian.social
       2023-09-01T16:32:49Z
       
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       @stux What happened to making up nonsensical funny dada poems, then taking the first letter of each word and all the punctuation, and throwing in a few numbers? As long as you can remember the poem, you can remember the password. But you never recite the poem in public, of course - just make up a new one on the spot to teach other people this method.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKUqCkIVY4xt15ZuS by alanxptm@social.vivaldi.net
       2023-09-01T17:05:58Z
       
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       @stux Yeah, many believe hackers are ultra tech gods (and some could be), but people is the first security breach
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKUsA8FCG88MKDuXA by BarbaraWagner@mastodon.social
       2023-09-01T17:06:22Z
       
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       @stux The Helpdesk Admin once reset my password for the Mailaccount: Test1234.It worked for several years because I had no rights to reset the password by myself.  🥴
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKUwBqqkIlIqm0Y88 by tomatensson@nrw.social
       2023-09-01T17:07:02Z
       
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       @stux jetzt mal ohne Quatsch - ich entdecke auf manchen Plattformen tatsächlich User, die "Username" heißen, und den Rest kann man sich denken 🍅 🥴
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKWsj7ZJ9SemgIvCa by robeaston@dreamin.online
       2023-09-01T17:28:53Z
       
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       @stux soooo funny
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKWwpME3y6lHh7DJQ by xs4me2@mastodon.social
       2023-09-01T17:29:38Z
       
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       @stux Sigh...Well, it's what they call social engineering, but this one was too easy.... ;)
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKXENR8buVXtzmV1M by JoMama87@mastodon.social
       2023-09-01T17:32:41Z
       
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       @stux People need to learn to answer questions like this: It's None Of Your Business 🤪💩
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKZFGuyX487smIA1g by CyclesSmiles@mastodon.social
       2023-09-01T17:55:20Z
       
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       @stux I understand her choice of password, she really has trouble to get hold of the blood of a virgin.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKci7PLGmvoeCwUdc by jnv@fosstodon.org
       2023-09-01T18:34:09Z
       
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       @stux our future 🤦‍♂️
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKl66li65fpFSM4tk by Agora@mindly.social
       2023-09-01T20:08:04Z
       
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       @stux This is SNL, correct??
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKo9aYo5VoANSfeoi by chris@myprivate.social
       2023-09-01T20:42:23Z
       
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       @stux @Skepticat I’m willing to bet she misspelled it though. Doesn’t seem like the smartest fry in the happy meal.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKq6BJ3j0uj5po9q4 by mkoek@mastodon.nl
       2023-09-01T21:04:11Z
       
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       @stux great illustration to show how badly passwords work as an authentication secret
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKrD28MKJv6csdOLY by zebibyte@mas.to
       2023-09-01T21:16:34Z
       
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       @stux .. would it be easy to get her in bed as well? .. I mean really .. come on lady. 🙄🙄
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKrFEbSw80lsXIYb2 by jargoggles@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T21:17:02Z
       
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       @stuxThis is why I cleverly throw would-be hackers off the trail with this clever combo:Username: passwordPassword: username
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKrfpw2lBHLBsbm6q by NetHandle@infosec.exchange
       2023-09-01T21:21:51Z
       
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       @stux the background song is Buttercup by Jack Stauber, for anyone wondering. It's actually a bop, once you get about a minute in.https://youtu.be/YAtc0d4fORg?feature=shared
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKujCZfLQfw8TRBmy by Sachse_ohne_e@bildung.social
       2023-09-01T21:56:03Z
       
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       @stux Mich macht sowas müde. Ernsthaft müde. 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKuvMKUtsYVrm8ipM by stux@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T21:58:15Z
       
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       @jargoggles I'm super mega super sure those combo's are in each basic wordlist :blobcatgiggle:
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKwrLm1E3h4tLEF16 by hnapel@mastodon.social
       2023-09-01T22:19:58Z
       
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       @stux But why did she name the dog after whiskey?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKz6t39zEg6LgmaIK by jargoggles@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T22:45:08Z
       
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       @stuxYeah, but they don't expect it in that order 🧏
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKz9AmP2TeDuq2CtE by stux@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T22:45:33Z
       
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       @jargoggles Haha you're safe :blobcathighfive:
       
 (DIR) Post #AZL6La3Nb3PtSHq4Nk by delProfundo@aus.social
       2023-09-02T00:06:14Z
       
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       @stux and that’s why we can’t have nice things
       
 (DIR) Post #AZLfrnG3XES84QrcjA by fzer0@nerdculture.de
       2023-09-02T06:44:12Z
       
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       @stux I am glad that this can't happen on MastodonHere, if you type your password, the ActivityPub protocol automatically replaces it with 8 stars.Here is mine for example.********
       
 (DIR) Post #AZLgzRhJgBwFTOpMhs by anshuman@hachyderm.io
       2023-09-02T06:56:50Z
       
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       @stux live social engineering 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AZLjLSPFvPcrwz0GvY by friedi@einestages.friediversum.de
       2023-09-02T07:23:04Z
       
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       @stux 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AZLud9PuMhNXlPwqEi by menzel@social.linux.pizza
       2023-09-02T09:29:39Z
       
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       @stux my password is Ctrl + Shift + L
       
 (DIR) Post #AZMCMgICgAENyhdmEa by Super_Pieton@framapiaf.org
       2023-09-02T12:48:23Z
       
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       @stux OMFG 🤦‍♂️
       
 (DIR) Post #AZSxtlhSv0cdMe3RsO by ivan@tomica.social
       2023-09-05T19:09:13Z
       
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       @stux @publicvoit Password: invalidSo the site tells me what the password is when I forget. Also my nickname sometimes...
       
 (DIR) Post #AoCaPAjWmlPs9cqamm by sj_zero@social.fbxl.net
       2024-11-19T13:32:16.356742Z
       
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       "kids these days are so great with technology!"
       
 (DIR) Post #AoCapPfXsRxw0QUsxk by keremgo@ohai.social
       2024-11-19T13:36:52Z
       
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       @stux 😭
       
 (DIR) Post #AoCb2zVNx08kukDf1c by rmd1023@infosec.exchange
       2024-11-19T13:39:22Z
       
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       @stux The excellent "Ted Lasso" had an episode with this: Jamie: It's so stupid. I should have been more careful. I should have picked a stronger password or something.Keeley: Oh, no. Don't tell me your password was "password," Jamie.Jamie: Yeah. Well, to be fair, I did think I'd fool 'em 'cause I spelled it with two S's. https://lassoism.com/Ted-Lasso-quote.php?id=863
       
 (DIR) Post #AoCb5fRuyU07a3sEfQ by howtophil@mastodon.social
       2024-11-19T13:39:49Z
       
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       @stux sernameassword
       
 (DIR) Post #AoCcHNdz6H4DmsfOwy by quantensalat@astrodon.social
       2024-11-19T13:53:07Z
       
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       @stux Total beginners mistake. What you do isUsername: "password"Password: "username"Safe.
       
 (DIR) Post #AoCcr0N16n2m1wiXgm by colin@mastodon.colincogle.name
       2024-11-19T13:59:34Z
       
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       @stux "What do you use for MFA?" "Oh, I only have an associates degree."
       
 (DIR) Post #AoCdBSfzZpe5bzLbJA by mrbruno@mstdn.social
       2024-11-19T14:03:17Z
       
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       @stux By the way, what is your credit card number?
       
 (DIR) Post #AoDGuF3uw9hKdEskYy by clacke@libranet.de
       2024-11-19T21:19:59Z
       
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       @quantensalat @stux My Polish colleague: "my password is asdf1234, but you'll never be able to remember my username"Joke's on you, Zbigniew, ten years later I can still spell both your name and Krzysztof's. 😃
       
 (DIR) Post #AoDJ8mQZsiG24kXcps by clacke@libranet.de
       2024-11-19T21:41:58Z
       
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       @janvenetor  That Paypal master key story was a ride!@stux
       
 (DIR) Post #AoDJ8uRE6BWuv4uFxQ by Eetschrijver@mastodon.social
       2023-09-01T17:38:13Z
       
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       @xs4me2 This is in fact precisely how easy it often IS.@stux
       
 (DIR) Post #AoDKAgPVKBY9wkViE4 by clacke@libranet.de
       2024-11-19T21:48:39Z
       
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       @howtophil @stux From this very thread:RE: mastodontti.fi/users/janveneto…
       
 (DIR) Post #AoDQtTwz63bK3hupXc by musicman@mastodon.social
       2024-11-19T22:01:43Z
       
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       @clacke @stux @janvenetor i don't know what other people took from it, but I say if you aren't playing Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It" 24/7 egging you on to deploy your code, are you really living?
       
 (DIR) Post #AoDQtVSvSmkGl3rqy0 by clacke@libranet.de
       2024-11-19T23:03:35Z
       
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       @musicman @janvenetor @stux Have definitely done that. 😊