Post AZKEXfl2oqMP64a09o by Huntn00@talkedabout.social
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(DIR) Post #AZKAhFiS6555PPgCrQ by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-01T13:20:21Z
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZKAkPXw0L7ylYGZg8 by mausmalone@mastodon.social
2023-09-01T13:20:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts On the upside, unemployment among almonds is extremely low.
(DIR) Post #AZKAmgVJvVofwH7ygC by krafter@fosstodon.org
2023-09-01T13:21:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts why does this actually sound like a real fact
(DIR) Post #AZKBN0tHbj5Dajeuga by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-09-01T13:27:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts And it takes ten gallons of water to grow a single almond.
(DIR) Post #AZKBTxXCU4VnD3drbU by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-01T13:29:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts True, and it takes 40 million almonds to produce almond cheese.
(DIR) Post #AZKBcxm2xlwQYgsbDM by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-09-01T13:30:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts i know...have you seen the price for one gallon of almond milk?
(DIR) Post #AZKCHXnSS027retFiq by nicksalt@mas.to
2023-09-01T13:38:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts this one is actually believable to me 🤷‍♂️ 🤣
(DIR) Post #AZKCs43hyiGGLfuCNE by peterdrake@qoto.org
2023-09-01T13:44:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you're curious about the actual answer, the internet is fairly useless.Guess #1: "64 to 80":https://reluctantlowcarblife.com/how-many-almonds-make-a-gallon-of-almond-milk/Guess #2: "4 cups or 20 ounces", plus a homemade recipe that uses "50 almonds in each cup":https://practicalcooks.com/how-many-almonds-are-in-a-gallon-of-almond-milk/Guess #3: "one half-gallon carton of almond milk contains anywhere from 30 to a whopping 225 almonds ... So 8 almonds are required for 1 pound of almond milk, or 8 gallons."https://sweetishhill.com/how-many-almonds-does-it-take-to-make-1l-of-almond-milk/Odds that last answer is AI-generated?
(DIR) Post #AZKDUDoc9U1Vc12YKW by MonarchMommy@mastodon.social
2023-09-01T13:51:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts lol
(DIR) Post #AZKDiR8FRCCey20AkK by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-09-01T13:54:07Z
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@lowqualityfactsThe sad truth behind this “fact” is that it takes an inordinate amount of water to produce almonds.
(DIR) Post #AZKDj2sz4OZY3h9WEK by wa7iut@mastodon.radio
2023-09-01T13:54:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts @jentrification have you ever tried to milk an almond?!
(DIR) Post #AZKE05dG712pV0vNy4 by ATLpaul@urbanists.social
2023-09-01T13:57:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do the almonds get paid minimum wage?
(DIR) Post #AZKE2wAJlY450VkGvo by agitatra@berlin.social
2023-09-01T13:57:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts You Yanks should finally switch to SI, then only 10,567 almonds are needed for a volume unit!
(DIR) Post #AZKEW6XYGuvpa8WM9w by webhat@infosec.exchange
2023-09-01T14:03:08Z
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I'm starting to suspect that @lowqualityfacts aren't low quality or facts
(DIR) Post #AZKEXfl2oqMP64a09o by Huntn00@talkedabout.social
2023-09-01T14:03:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts As an almond milk fan that does not sound very efficient. Was there something about its production being bad for bees to?
(DIR) Post #AZKEeEVsVp3qctc8WW by carquint@wien.rocks
2023-09-01T14:04:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts - "her eyes were shaped like almond milk"
(DIR) Post #AZKFnlAyXeXYUMwZAu by proedie@mastodon.green
2023-09-01T14:17:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts I live in a country that uses the metric system. As a result, I have no idea what an almond is. :flan_shrug:
(DIR) Post #AZKHsXSPAwR3ISVDnc by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-09-01T14:40:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts do you feed your cows almonds? Is that why they can't produce the milk in liters?
(DIR) Post #AZKI85SP2xE35bupdI by smilingheretic@mas.to
2023-09-01T14:43:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts How do you get 40,000 nuts to work together?
(DIR) Post #AZKIVtFg4q3mBZJVia by skydog@sfba.social
2023-09-01T14:47:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's nuts!
(DIR) Post #AZKMAil8IED3NXBhgG by tholahan@toot.io
2023-09-01T15:28:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts since almonds do not have teets, or anything resembling them, don’t mistakenly think it’s anything other than nut-juice.
(DIR) Post #AZKU8u8vnRP5jsxq2C by wtry@tux.social
2023-09-01T16:58:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like to pour it down the sink so those 40,000 almonds die for nothing.
(DIR) Post #AZKYoIDDc1ei4sxbgu by alice@marrow.haus
2023-09-01T17:50:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts How much water does it take to process them?All of the water.It's a **serious** problem.
(DIR) Post #AZKZ5HmkS8kZg0gLlQ by groms@mastodon.world
2023-09-01T17:53:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts what happens with the rest?
(DIR) Post #AZKxy4n4rlLuCXUkk4 by jacobrealo@mastodon.social
2023-09-01T22:32:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts It actually takes 1.1 gallons to produce a single almond.
(DIR) Post #Aa8yH1gxaY7eagf7AW by mambearpnw@mastodon.social
2023-09-26T01:31:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts You know what you don't exacerbate with almond milk vs. actual almonds? TMJitis. 'tis always better to drink and swallow vs. crunch and swallow.
(DIR) Post #Aa8yonDbuGrbY32F8q by billjurgensen@universeodon.com
2023-09-26T01:37:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Excellent, Low Quality Fact.
(DIR) Post #Aa8zdiFY8jFUuHDrxw by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-09-26T01:46:42Z
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@lowqualityfactsAnd it takes 400,000 gallons of water to produce those almonds in the first place.
(DIR) Post #Aa9Fy3etqmOKManrwe by smithjonathan@c.im
2023-09-26T04:49:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you've ever been stuck on a country lane while all those almonds make their way to or from the milking shed, you'd know...