Post AZJAEe4IHa95NdIMOO by imalcolm@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AZJ5LkI72qS4w7KDc8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T00:45:43Z
       
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       That makes sense.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AZJ5Zh99X6FjEommEy by farah@beige.party
       2023-09-01T00:48:04Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If I didn’t know manatees are vegetarian this would’ve made me howl. Curse you, knowledge!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZJ5qxpKljljtUkZXc by skydog@sfba.social
       2023-09-01T00:51:21Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Only swim amongst the man-a-teetotallers.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZJ7CkhqKfYTWeCRc0 by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
       2023-09-01T01:06:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Poisoning from having ingested a human is the most common cause of manatee death.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZJ83BP8JXHBO3RuIi by RichPuchalsky@kolektiva.social
       2023-09-01T01:15:58Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Oh the huge manatee
       
 (DIR) Post #AZJ9teaBAw1ctUCRKS by wtry@tux.social
       2023-09-01T01:36:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This happened to me when I was 7, I don't go outside anymore. I only communicate through mastodon replies.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZJAEe4IHa95NdIMOO by imalcolm@mastodon.social
       2023-09-01T01:40:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It's true, but they can be encouraged back to their vegetarian roots.As a long-time surfer who has (so far) beaten the odds, I attribute my ongoing survival to the practice of ritually stuffing my shorts with fresh lettuce leaves before I paddle out.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZJGbzcUv4VqbgoHBY by justacalculator@mstdn.social
       2023-09-01T02:51:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Can confirm, this is how I died
       
 (DIR) Post #AZJHUFpwqE6MXYyWBs by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
       2023-09-01T03:01:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts On the flip side, this is a surprisingly uncommon death among mountain climbers.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZKFWI81HrfzTaEPi4 by rayhindle@noc.social
       2023-09-01T14:14:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I always thought it was woodworm!
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa8QD8im7C6Gn9UCsy by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-09-25T19:09:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsThis is because of Florida.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa8QX6ScEIlvZXRmZk by gpowerf@qoto.org
       2023-09-25T19:13:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts evil man eating b******s! Human manatee war can't come soon enough.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa8RhTvTwKxXCQSh1M by gnutelephony@floss.social
       2023-09-25T19:26:23Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts "Eaten by Boebert" is the most shameful of theater-related deaths.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa8o2i3qmOQI6wu4ki by Meowthias@mastodon.world
       2023-09-25T23:36:05Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This is why I never go in the water if I see a surfing Manatee.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa97HoBeBVWmaBSnnE by reinesis@topspicy.social
       2023-09-26T03:12:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts still cooler than “eaten at a matinee”
       
 (DIR) Post #AaB0S369HxpKMVkPYW by zendao42@universeodon.com
       2023-09-27T01:05:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If you have a pet manatee, be sure to name it Hugh