Post AZGoioZBEEUdJrnpjc by roller@twit.social
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(DIR) Post #AZGkmcCgjeZwJoq5ia by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-30T21:45:50Z
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I am but a humble man asking for a humble $1,000,000,000 to help protect my humble cat at all costs.https://gofund.me/4d58b387
(DIR) Post #AZGl9mtZ9O7g8dwbuy by veecorreia@mstdn.ca
2023-08-30T21:50:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🫤
(DIR) Post #AZGlTEGbbjXgX2zWcq by phi1997@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T21:53:33Z
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@lowqualityfactsMaking Fishy into a billionaire's cat would create a feline target for extortionists
(DIR) Post #AZGlVqNyqxhPKpghc0 by matt@oslo.town
2023-08-30T21:53:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts So modest and considerate of you to only ask for just one sturdy trebuchet. I’m sick of these Go Fund Me campaigns that declare their need for several sturdy trebuchet. What?! Do they think we’re made of trebuchet?!
(DIR) Post #AZGlfzeNGNYMxpCAzY by That_One_Guy@mastodon.world
2023-08-30T21:55:48Z
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@lowqualityfactsI lost my trillion-dollar bill to Fidel Castro or I would.
(DIR) Post #AZGlwGRUb7mNg3vdUu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-30T21:58:49Z
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@matt The greed honestly disgusts me.
(DIR) Post #AZGm2vgKBU2bJf2oSG by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-30T21:59:53Z
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@That_One_Guy This is not the first time my plans have been foiled by Castro, and I fear it will not be the last.
(DIR) Post #AZGmGerPWPYfCTmBNo by jbzfn@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T22:02:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts DON'T EAT THE RICH, PET THEM
(DIR) Post #AZGmZQIZt1K7XWQnh2 by mrbruno@mstdn.social
2023-08-30T22:05:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is your cat indicted too?
(DIR) Post #AZGncKTi5DDcJKaViS by energiepirat@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T22:17:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🐱 😺 😸 😹 😻 😻 😽
(DIR) Post #AZGoioZBEEUdJrnpjc by roller@twit.social
2023-08-30T22:29:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts not sure it'll be enough. You should ask for more. You don't get many Kanassans or Cipactli to the dollar.
(DIR) Post #AZGqBB4PFo57AxUs9w by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-08-30T22:46:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have a $1000,000,000 in monopoly money...
(DIR) Post #AZGqQChFUNKsZ1pXSS by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T22:48:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Going off the progress bar you've already got a couple of million, impressive
(DIR) Post #AZGqwsEaaWDyeq0G48 by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-08-30T22:54:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts a worthy cause.
(DIR) Post #AZGruJaeWUR4aNfPYu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-30T23:05:41Z
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@ashguy Thank you! Fishy will be eternally grateful and I will explain that he must stay far far away from you with that sword.
(DIR) Post #AZH47IFU1LGldjii00 by angusm@mastodon.social
2023-08-31T01:22:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts I feel that to make a more convincing pitch, you need to be more specific about the threats that Fishy faces.Jealous lovers? Agents of a foreign government? Psychopathic cat-hating mercenaries? Random natural phenomena, including but not limited to earthquakes, lightning strikes, and meteor bombardment? Terminal ennui?Moved though I am by his heroic insouciance in the face of these frightening menaces, I need details.
(DIR) Post #AZH9vaERvtI7fF2IgC by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-31T02:27:36Z
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@angusm Fishy refuses to speak about the looming danger but I do notice that he cautiously peers over his shoulder whenever there is a full moon.
(DIR) Post #AZHX8DXFvZRVywpGrY by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-08-31T06:47:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts A demand for a billion dollars and a cat.Are you Blofeld?