Post AZGdJlFHL8OaHgLS76 by eeyorc@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AZCbzkgEr2Ec9Z0imW by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-28T21:48:31Z
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Make it 2024 and we've got a deal.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZCc4Kve1dJ1jaP2Dw by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-08-28T21:49:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hard agree.
(DIR) Post #AZCcpxbu1f8RJUsSvo by skydog@sfba.social
2023-08-28T21:57:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts What the hell? I've already been made promises about the year 2525!
(DIR) Post #AZCdA8J1yAMUHEfYhM by ishe@cupoftea.social
2023-08-28T22:01:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait, wait, wait... can it be used against our enemies? Nevermind. That would make us the new enemy... according to social scientists & various deities.
(DIR) Post #AZCdNumJ3vDANKvztY by juzza@mastodon.me.uk
2023-08-28T22:04:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts After that last few years, we should probably start the petition to rename this planet to NowWhat.
(DIR) Post #AZCdftKBCoE54zLmM4 by imbrandon@mastodon.social
2023-08-28T22:07:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Anything we can do to move up the timetable?
(DIR) Post #AZCeD9GaxCYy4zX22q by jhoward@social.sdf.org
2023-08-28T22:13:18Z
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@lowqualityfactsThis is only low quality because it doesn't have error bars.
(DIR) Post #AZCeUciMijHCKjr0Bk by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-08-28T22:16:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts #TeamDoomsdayAsteroid here.
(DIR) Post #AZCelQ6oqCNgA2IjKa by NerdRage42@c.im
2023-08-28T22:19:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts ugh. Here's hoping!
(DIR) Post #AZCiMQaIKt7sDEQUnw by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-08-28T22:59:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts A shame we have to wait so long.
(DIR) Post #AZCibokYlsBfVKZAFk by LeftOfKarlMarx@mastodon.social
2023-08-28T23:02:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts It'll probably be cloudy like it always is during lunar eclipses.
(DIR) Post #AZClXaDb9oG38hoyXo by justacalculator@mstdn.social
2023-08-28T23:35:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Specifically, January 19
(DIR) Post #AZCnfukuspaB3mVQTg by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-28T23:59:24Z
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@lowqualityfactsThe sun is exploding constantly. That’s the whole point: it an an ongoing nuclear explosion.
(DIR) Post #AZDIGJiSYWoTWUdAvY by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-08-29T05:42:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fireworks!
(DIR) Post #AZDdume4VztZrliRE0 by smilingheretic@mas.to
2023-08-29T09:44:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not.Soon.Enough.
(DIR) Post #AZDxkf5XkrTScH14TY by kmjreade@mastodon.social
2023-08-29T13:26:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts I will be dead by then
(DIR) Post #AZGdJlFHL8OaHgLS76 by eeyorc@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T20:22:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts why we have to wait that long? Me impatient!
(DIR) Post #Aa1i8bUOAR0tdP1ZfU by PSiReN@syzito.xyz
2023-09-22T13:27:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts #SpaceKarenX's #Tesla will #DriveHim into #TheSun on a #DirectCollisionCourse; in lieu of the #PredeterminedFlightPlan to #Mars... #IT's a #Prophecy... 🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 👻🦹🕵️🦄🕵️🦹👻
(DIR) Post #Aa1iMJmsmKrUmuDLVI by 1morumotto@mastodon.social
2023-09-22T13:30:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Which 2064? Base 10, base 16? :\
(DIR) Post #Aa1iopPcn8lwykvjiC by peterdrake@qoto.org
2023-09-22T13:35:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts ... and the Sun workstations will explode in 2038. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
(DIR) Post #Aa1myq4pZiHDkjEVk0 by suetanvil@freeradical.zone
2023-09-22T14:21:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dr. Robert F. "Bob" Sun-Explosion and his graduate students are statistical outliers and should be disregarded.
(DIR) Post #Aa1oj1JcDsHjsojWS0 by cgudrian@mastodon.social
2023-09-22T14:41:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts 2064 and 8 minutes.
(DIR) Post #Aa2gMbttQfPuDLSsmu by lensandpedals@ohai.social
2023-09-23T00:42:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Probably on my birthday.
(DIR) Post #Aa2guVuGDmgNTBnrBw by ScriptFanix@maly.io
2023-09-23T00:48:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's due foe the olympics closing ceremony
(DIR) Post #Aa2nC7MonR0KIdwEl6 by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-09-23T01:58:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts ... and no-one will say "I told you so" in 2065
(DIR) Post #AaIRKiuC1Zo6ZpbdoW by DaleWorthington@mastodon.world
2023-09-30T15:09:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts>TRIGGER WARNING<It seems to have enough fuel for another 300 million years. it's not splitting atoms, it's forcing them together, called fusion.Somebody lost track of their decimal point. I've lost the point of this post... 😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️🙄