Post AZGCVvSuTGIch2ITei by GordonIsenburg@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AZGAHeFLUeWTKN15ma by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-30T14:56:52Z
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Heaven is a place on Earth (it is the burrito place downtown where they never charge me for guacamole even though the chalkboard on their wall clearly states that guacamole costs extra).
(DIR) Post #AZGAU0tZ6zq32vj1ou by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-08-30T14:59:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Also an infamous gay superclub in the west end of London. The two establishments should join forces, they would be economically unstoppable.
(DIR) Post #AZGAuWerdmun5PUV9M by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-08-30T15:03:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Any place with guacamole is heaven, even if St Peter charges you for it at the gate.+Thanks for the lunch suggestion. I'll start with home-made tortillas while I imagineer the filling.
(DIR) Post #AZGB79hmI5UTfBsNto by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-08-30T15:06:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Any place with guacamole is heaven, even if Señor Peter charges you for it at the gate.+Thanks for the lunch suggestion. I'll start with home-made tortillas while I imagineer the filling.
(DIR) Post #AZGBB7FxKxP9E8kdge by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-08-30T15:06:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Any place with guacamole is heaven, even if Señor Peter charges you for it at the gate.+Thanks for the lunch suggestion. I'll start with home-made tortillas while I imagineer the filling.
(DIR) Post #AZGBpu8d0zEMPllzsW by carcosa@emacs.ch
2023-08-30T15:14:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts They say in heaven, guac comes first.
(DIR) Post #AZGC0VjY5g8puX6G8m by numbertheory@hachyderm.io
2023-08-30T15:16:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Okay, first complaint of this account. This is obviously not a low quality fact but a fantasy you played out in your head as you forked over $10 for guac.
(DIR) Post #AZGCHXtfIjgrXhxFWC by veecorreia@mstdn.ca
2023-08-30T15:14:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts HELL YA hang on to that place and never let it go.
(DIR) Post #AZGCVvSuTGIch2ITei by GordonIsenburg@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T15:21:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wow, you are way too easy.I'm definitely not joining your cult unless you work on this afterlife story a bit more.
(DIR) Post #AZGDbqcPVJ09Lw81b6 by SNerd@lor.sh
2023-08-30T15:34:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your posts about free guacamole is enabling communism to take hold in this country!
(DIR) Post #AZGFBaccYXuq7SplGS by OgBallaz@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T15:51:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts It must be heavenly
(DIR) Post #AZGInQXUn7sfiPAd1c by UncivilServant@med-mastodon.com
2023-08-30T16:32:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts If I believed in hell, this would make perfect sense. If heaven is a burrito place, hell would be the toilet in the back of the burrito place...
(DIR) Post #Aa4GiFFo6GQHr8I4MC by gondo@troet.cafe
2023-09-23T19:04:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lucky You👍
(DIR) Post #Aa4Z2jQ3SDuKNX0BuK by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-09-23T22:29:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Because Belinda Carlisle (who owns it) must fancy you.
(DIR) Post #Aa4pByRAaMrmpRx7aq by wtry@tux.social
2023-09-24T01:30:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thats how they manipulate you into going back, don't be a sheep, get woke
(DIR) Post #Aa5Kv591akRbF2SFF2 by zendao42@universeodon.com
2023-09-24T07:26:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts