Post AZEo9h1essUPTsSLIm by bjornlarssen@toot.community
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(DIR) Post #AZEgJhrDqbpRK4q3Iu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-29T21:46:21Z
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That's a good rule.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZEgRtTMXwaVfBaAds by Ciela@mastodon.ie
2023-08-29T21:47:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts thanks to that song I was able to hide from the truck.
(DIR) Post #AZEgUXGxXg71gD2a4u by jonathankoren@sfba.social
2023-08-29T21:48:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts ice cream trucks play music to announce that they are all out of ice cream.
(DIR) Post #AZEgmEUM7Re8dQkGlE by sentinian@neovibe.app
2023-08-29T21:51:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts The music is actuality a sacrifice to the spongods to summon a perfect spongebob popiscle but everytime a kid shows up the failsthats why your spongebob popsicle is off
(DIR) Post #AZEh1TtX7cHwlAnDhg by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-29T21:54:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ice cream trucks are also supposed to have someone sign in sign language "Get the hell away if you are lactose intolerant!" I've rarely seen these folks in action, however.
(DIR) Post #AZEkfR2nRIbJMfrvZw by Lizards_cast@dice.camp
2023-08-29T22:35:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Iβve always wondered about thatπ This makes so much sense!
(DIR) Post #AZEl7gx1tIzmo8e3pQ by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-08-29T22:40:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lactose players have to worry about defense, a lot!
(DIR) Post #AZEnTuv2q4GaPLRUPY by Penguinflight@mastodon.scot
2023-08-29T23:06:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts It doesn't work...
(DIR) Post #AZEo9h1essUPTsSLIm by bjornlarssen@toot.community
2023-08-29T23:14:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ohhhhh. NOW I understand.(I hate ice cream trucks and that "music.")
(DIR) Post #AZEpV8rcg4lJr3YNzU by ryan2one3@mstdn.ca
2023-08-29T23:29:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts these aren't low quality facts, these are truth facts!
(DIR) Post #AZEr3va49jPKkOUbGy by JudyOlo@universeodon.com
2023-08-29T23:39:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Finally, when I moved in 2017, I had ice cream truck in my neighborhood. Felt like a kid again, standing in street, money in hand, reaching out. (Uhhh, in 2017, said then 62 year old broad.) Banana fudgesicles -- YAY. ππ Then 2020, Covid. No more truck πͺπͺ
(DIR) Post #AZEsXivRs70K8jGXD6 by ticktok@fosstodon.org
2023-08-30T00:03:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts ice cream truck drivers are actually an off shoot from the Siren cryptozoology genetic tree. There's no PA system, that's just their version of the siren's song.
(DIR) Post #AZFfASVfdPPcJwkDCK by alanbuxey@freeradical.zone
2023-08-30T09:08:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts if they are playing the music it means they've run out of stock. Stops you chasing after them hoping for an ice.
(DIR) Post #AZFuYHPM3rWy9Rbh7w by MaskedXLunar@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T12:00:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts ooo, horror movie idea!
(DIR) Post #Aa2t7nzfU344mTR9Bw by roo_44@mas.to
2023-09-23T03:05:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Iβm thinking you should do some brand building and have a watermark on your fact sheets so when I steal the good ones the cops can track them down.
(DIR) Post #Aa2vUubFHw4Fq19vw8 by freepeoplesfreepress@qoto.org
2023-09-23T03:32:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dear Low Quality Facts at mstdn social: This is a really good one, lactose intolerant people do need adequate and sufficient time to hide from people who peddle dairy products such as ice cream. Sincerely, Monica Andrews, Editor-in-chief, #FreePeoplesFreePress News
(DIR) Post #Aa4dIWybsoP4EpxDua by TheManyVoices@mastodon.social
2023-09-23T23:17:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts As a lactose-intolerant person myself, I can confirm. The music is also intended to torture us by reminding us of what we cannot have.