Post AZ9vxu8o7jWeWctFo0 by EinPhysiker@social.tchncs.de
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(DIR) Post #AZ9irORnkSBJ5UL6TA by stux@mstdn.social
2023-08-27T12:21:01Z
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Yearly Croissant harvest in France :blobcatgiggle: (No this is not real)
(DIR) Post #AZ9ixF8XHJSVwr7LKy by meado@mstdn.social
2023-08-27T12:22:00Z
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@stux damn French ppl 😡
(DIR) Post #AZ9j3J15lWuvieWhw8 by brunomiguel@masto.pt
2023-08-27T12:23:13Z
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@stux croissants don't grow naturally??
(DIR) Post #AZ9jQEgM2zFyw7lE2K by RichStein@econtwitter.net
2023-08-27T12:27:30Z
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@stuxCan never be too sure about these things! 😂😉https://youtu.be/8scpGwbvxvI?si=MeHk70xSzf4bSaqO
(DIR) Post #AZ9jcTWKhjE0QpuRI8 by Talhaprima@mamot.fr
2023-08-27T12:29:32Z
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@stux😂
(DIR) Post #AZ9jgnTmRKQLUWmBWK by romin@shitposter.club
2023-08-27T12:30:40.610632Z
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@stux>(No this is not real)Yeah because nowadays they use big machinery to perform the harvesting.
(DIR) Post #AZ9jkASxQqwxeUzykq by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2023-08-27T12:31:16.451980Z
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@stux yeah it's obviously fakecroissants grow from trees
(DIR) Post #AZ9jlPfMP7ch5GOTHE by Marbleturtle@theres.life
2023-08-27T12:30:39Z
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@stux France has croissants?
(DIR) Post #AZ9kJBHgNktwKDQ85g by Eetschrijver@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T12:37:03Z
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@stux What?? It ISN'T???!!!
(DIR) Post #AZ9kZllKWbR65rCK1Y by Sebschmoller@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T12:40:02Z
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@stux https://youtu.be/8scpGwbvxvI?feature=shared !
(DIR) Post #AZ9kmlpnZHvC57UGtE by Rii_cck@mas.to
2023-08-27T12:42:37Z
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@stux I'm seeing it, so it must be real.
(DIR) Post #AZ9l91ZtiNArHQf3hI by glowl@chaos.social
2023-08-27T12:46:41Z
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@stux I got told they grow on trees! Or is that only true for the chocolate filling variant?
(DIR) Post #AZ9lNjYL0voxigwgsq by AlexanderMars@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T12:48:37Z
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@stux https://onion.tube/embed/wp84sRpM1Js
(DIR) Post #AZ9lhfxw3ohqO0QaNk by iuveaene@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T12:52:58Z
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@stuxOf course it's not real. Nowadays they use machines to harvest.
(DIR) Post #AZ9lt4qxryDWl7bVAm by mangeurdenuage@shitposter.club
2023-08-27T12:55:17.528919Z
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@hakui @stux >croissants grow from trees:this:
(DIR) Post #AZ9lvUaVA0Ax9V3TKy by Jentje@mstdn.social
2023-08-27T12:55:25Z
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@stux vroege oogst
(DIR) Post #AZ9ooseda9yvd4Wou8 by Eyeguy@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T13:27:33Z
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@stux That's funny. As a kid, I saw a Marx Bros. movie where there were "harvesting spaghetti" - For years I thought it grew on trees.
(DIR) Post #AZ9pQN1hcfJOXbC3VY by ghurab@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T13:34:42Z
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@stux Everybody knows that croissants grow on trees!
(DIR) Post #AZ9qv8kupZcbDDZrv6 by mfeilner@mastodon.cloud
2023-08-27T13:51:12Z
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@stux @chillicampari @RichardHeigl I bet you have never ever seen this going on. We have to go there and help.
(DIR) Post #AZ9rF7LZmIXodQFcwK by MartinHeinrichs@troet.cafe
2023-08-27T13:55:04Z
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@stux@frechrotz Les baguettes ne sont pas coupées avant la fin octobre
(DIR) Post #AZ9s9HjkKsp14iL62K by schmitzel76@mstdn.social
2023-08-27T14:04:56Z
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@stux of course this isn't real. It is a flower as the croissant is family of the chrysanth. 🙃
(DIR) Post #AZ9sPIZ71VL4HI07pA by Kaker@infosec.exchange
2023-08-27T14:07:34Z
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@stux summer croissants are the best because they secrete so much more syrup.
(DIR) Post #AZ9sgxzYFo7LgNnCYi by MennoWolff@ohai.social
2023-08-27T14:09:03Z
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@stux Ah, yes. I still remember the wonderful smell when passing those fields.Interesting fact: you can grow your own croissants. Just take a fresh one (get them from the bakery, supermarket ones are not always as fresh)Then cut it in half with a sharp knife. Dip the freshly cut half in some milk and plant it in a mixture of sand and potting soil. Make sure it is mostly under the soil. About 2 cm of the croissant tip should stick out.Water frequently and put in a semi shady place inside.
(DIR) Post #AZ9sz7PJzABc65VAPo by TNLNYC@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T14:14:30Z
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@stux that's what the French want you to believe :)
(DIR) Post #AZ9tBf2WlcE9sgowts by Yoshi@toot.community
2023-08-27T14:16:10Z
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@stux It's not real? Damn, I was ready to buy my tickets to Paris!
(DIR) Post #AZ9tKuFRam1fegGr5M by Cjust@noc.social
2023-08-27T14:18:11Z
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@stux The fields full of croissants you see are from an increasingly diminished genetic stock.They're all inbread.
(DIR) Post #AZ9uKMHzwxu8Hulh1k by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-27T14:28:57Z
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@stux In a deep bunker, somewhere in France:- Mon Général! Mon Général! They have released THE picture!- What picture?- The picture with the croissants mon Général!- Sacrebleu! Get me the Président on the phone, vite!(A long conversation later, the French general hangs the phone, all eyes on him)- Opération Serpillière is a go, gentlemen! We have to wipe out the entire Internet to protect our country's secrets!- Even the cat pictures, Mon Général?!- Even the cat pictures!
(DIR) Post #AZ9uRP2s6MSirY3HcW by maartjeS@mastodon.nl
2023-08-27T14:30:28Z
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@stux Isn't it?
(DIR) Post #AZ9uY0SXuT1IdcD3vE by dgar@aus.social
2023-08-27T14:31:37Z
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@stux Croissant preparation. (No this is not real)
(DIR) Post #AZ9uZQIJLF7Z3M68Bc by dgar@aus.social
2023-08-27T14:32:30Z
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@stux @ParadeGrotesque 🤣
(DIR) Post #AZ9vP0APjB034wzys4 by myrmidon@mas.to
2023-08-27T14:41:33Z
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@stux are you sure?
(DIR) Post #AZ9vxu8o7jWeWctFo0 by EinPhysiker@social.tchncs.de
2023-08-27T14:47:58Z
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@stux @stickfigure This "no this is not real" worries me most.
(DIR) Post #AZ9wtaYf5h0GaMUOZs by FotograFieke_nl@mastodon.nl
2023-08-27T14:58:37Z
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@stux 😂
(DIR) Post #AZ9wxri3GQyMwDv8VM by darlan16@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T14:59:03Z
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@stux Eu pensava que já tinha visto tudo, ou pelo menos o suficiente para enlouquecer em paz. Mamma mia, que beleza!*I thought I'd seen it all, or at least enough to go crazy in peace. Mamma mia, what a beauty!
(DIR) Post #AZ9wzWN1ZcLzKpsIWu by mikespost@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T14:59:31Z
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@stux 😂
(DIR) Post #AZ9x19dV4OXrPBMNjU by ewelling@social.linux.pizza
2023-08-27T14:59:49Z
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@stux 😂😂
(DIR) Post #AZ9x7aqOp8wTWjSojY by prefec2@norden.social
2023-08-27T15:00:26Z
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@stux I would die on that field from croissant overdose.What a wonderful picture. Love it.
(DIR) Post #AZ9yHc2VKoeM5GT200 by af@dataare.cool
2023-08-27T15:12:49Z
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@stux it’s not a croissant unless it comes from La Campagne Croississant, otherwise it’s just a flakey pastry.
(DIR) Post #AZ9yeGoEQz3ktrayJc by SailorDisco@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T15:17:47Z
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@stux But it’s on the internet so it has to be real.
(DIR) Post #AZA0fXRmGD76hPpD96 by mmalc@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T15:39:45Z
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@stux C’est vraiWhen I lived in England, we used to wait eagerly for the annual Croissant Nouveau race. The first ones off the Eurostar were a little unripe, but the extra tanginess and the hint of fresh straw was something relished by certain gourmets
(DIR) Post #AZA0q9BCpGpWcZ8GfY by Primo@donphan.social
2023-08-27T15:41:08Z
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@stux I want to believe
(DIR) Post #AZA2QEA3sk8eRyMidk by thatrandomguy@fosstodon.org
2023-08-27T15:59:59Z
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@stux ai will eventually doom us all. My god :blobthinkingeyes:
(DIR) Post #AZA3eGkZ9aJaUHhR0S by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2023-08-27T16:14:03Z
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@stux not on This Shadow Earth anyway
(DIR) Post #AZA4itwnSdfNAUC264 by sfalcoda@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T16:25:47Z
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@stux Definitely not real. Croissants are baked yeast-risen pastries made from ground-grain-based flour, milk, butter, and salt.
(DIR) Post #AZA4za1qlq5qJaVfWq by dada@diaspodon.fr
2023-08-27T16:29:04Z
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@stux 😆
(DIR) Post #AZA51VpbLdb5sLha64 by danielkhent@writing.exchange
2023-08-27T16:29:30Z
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@stux hahaha
(DIR) Post #AZA64Pl8Tp11rmYpo8 by TexasCre8ive@mindly.social
2023-08-27T16:40:28Z
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@stux No one grows croissants better than the French.
(DIR) Post #AZA6iFmczPq8VgFu3U by emurphy@c.im
2023-08-27T16:48:19Z
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@stux #Alttext FTW
(DIR) Post #AZA7XHrJ25ZjiQmJcW by xs4me2@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T16:57:32Z
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@stux Hehehe…
(DIR) Post #AZA8WI230FMjuwtIR6 by antal@mastodon.green
2023-08-27T17:08:21Z
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@stux Hahaha. 😂”It is nowadays done by machines.” 😂
(DIR) Post #AZA8trUxJ3aeZgeVpg by iuculano@masto.ai
2023-08-27T17:12:46Z
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@stux omg, lol, who made this?
(DIR) Post #AZA96dHtS7jaGWdGQi by laetsgo@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-27T17:15:16Z
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@stux arf, le alt 😂 😂 😂
(DIR) Post #AZA9RL1IZBOFgsk8pM by globcoco@mamot.fr
2023-08-27T17:19:04Z
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@stux If only 😋
(DIR) Post #AZAAB0nk4TGsIwBIsS by dtd99@mastodon.online
2023-08-27T17:27:19Z
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@stux If only ….
(DIR) Post #AZAAfUfFbbU3bukD2W by jackoneill@mastodon.online
2023-08-27T17:32:52Z
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@stux I don't know what makes me the saddest after reading "(No this is not real)"How disconnected people are from food, that they don't know that croissants are a processed food.Or that because this is obviously a fake/AI image, you put "(no this is not real)" to cover your ass against of the risk of outrage/ban/backlash, because a minority of people is stupid :(
(DIR) Post #AZAAgsANi7tIn4xlrc by audricd@tkz.one
2023-08-27T17:33:06Z
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@stuxDuh. We all know croissant fall from trees to the ground, not rise from the ground. Unless it's chocolate croissant, of course. @fanta
(DIR) Post #AZAB4RREjkTSqR5MTQ by RachelA@mastodon.online
2023-08-27T17:37:18Z
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@stux Oooooo, I want to roll in that now! Heaven!! 😉💖🥐
(DIR) Post #AZAC5wIVaXmynSHTxg by amhd@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T17:48:49Z
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@stux true, real croissants are green right after the harvest. France just sells them once they ripen on the shelves
(DIR) Post #AZADXHdyQp8Um1vKvQ by filmfreak75@mastodon.cloud
2023-08-27T18:04:59Z
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@stux i wish it was
(DIR) Post #AZAFpmKHIHz33PerKa by iquaanyin@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T18:30:44Z
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@stux 😂
(DIR) Post #AZAFyBmeWjFYKHwNOK by morganedesiv@mastodon.top
2023-08-27T18:32:15Z
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@stux Alt text is there to describe the image; not add a hidden line to the joke. 😾 Can blind people understand the joke with that alt text? No. Therefore, it's useless and insulting.
(DIR) Post #AZAGHgNH12JchgMgBU by the5thColumnist@mstdn.ca
2023-08-27T18:35:34Z
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@stux It is if I choose to believe it. - modern day wisdom
(DIR) Post #AZAGxIJEsa4yEIJt5c by RickiTarr@beige.party
2023-08-27T18:43:19Z
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@stux If it was I'd move there
(DIR) Post #AZAH82d7VzhwmokAXg by Alan@lor.sh
2023-08-27T18:45:14Z
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@stux Not real? Next thing you'll insist the spaghetti harvest wasn't real either!
(DIR) Post #AZAHbtHUq1F6TlrXJw by benkenney@mas.to
2023-08-27T18:50:37Z
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@stux I hope they won’t need to destroy $200M worth of croissants as well!
(DIR) Post #AZAJXIIWbDnYWkHODY by Woodknot@universeodon.com
2023-08-27T18:54:12Z
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@stux Not sure if we're planting ours too deep or too far apart but we can't seem to get any to sprout
(DIR) Post #AZAKpFleqRSrqZ29Ka by ChickenPwny@infosec.exchange
2023-08-27T19:26:41Z
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@stux I hope the crops do well this year
(DIR) Post #AZAKt3E9PatC6zAirw by Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com
2023-08-27T19:27:28.833853Z
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@stux >he doesn't know about the croissant farms
(DIR) Post #AZAR4MbwHdfH8i4mrA by wortinspektor@hessen.social
2023-08-27T20:36:35Z
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@stux the croissant is dead
(DIR) Post #AZAREJWcbx1QStKkjI by annette@norden.social
2023-08-27T20:38:23Z
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@carolina Guck mal, hier wird gerade Dein Frühstück 🥐🥐🥐 geerntet 😅
(DIR) Post #AZATbCcscyFRdXIqLw by SonofaGeorge@mstdn.ca
2023-08-27T21:04:55Z
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@stux Are those spaghetti trees on the right?
(DIR) Post #AZAUNA5jM2pXfwfMZs by BerrySoup@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-27T21:13:38Z
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@stux I always said to my children that milk grow like potatoes in the ground. And sheeps are from the sheep berry tree.I new it I was right. :-D
(DIR) Post #AZAXge6yGThw95EFGa by arose62@aus.social
2023-08-27T21:50:44Z
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@stux Sooo … they're *not* found underground, in the tunnels of the Cross Ants?? 🤔
(DIR) Post #AZAYAO88FOJDGfxD5U by janwwbosch@mastodon.ie
2023-08-27T21:56:09Z
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@stux Hah! Everyone knows croissants grow on trees.
(DIR) Post #AZAhL30k0WUOXaedxw by mambearpnw@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T23:38:54Z
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@stux I tend to ask if it's real. I didn't need to know this was not. But, you're telling me there are folks that would ask if perfect croissants just grew from the ground? Like tomatoes?
(DIR) Post #AZAoGevkIP8eNRAlBQ by NovemberMan@mastodon.social
2023-08-28T00:56:34Z
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@stux 😅👍
(DIR) Post #AZBIIeYHffAyPK47G4 by aniUtna@tooot.im
2023-08-28T06:33:02Z
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@yuvalne אהבתי את הצורך להדגיש שזה לא אמיתי.
(DIR) Post #AZBIoNKTExsqG5jMJc by QuaraPhoenix@aipi.social
2023-08-28T06:38:50Z
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@stuxBut it would be so nice. Imagine walking at the morning next to an entire field of those delicious things
(DIR) Post #AZBIzFbSJ1wtTwrRMe by CoastalCoasting@universeodon.com
2023-08-28T06:40:42Z
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@stux hovering over the pic was a nice extra touch, thank you for that.
(DIR) Post #AZBJgSkHJpoyh6aoYS by Ewan_Croft@mastodon.world
2023-08-28T06:48:27Z
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@stux are you absolutely sure this isn't real? 😜
(DIR) Post #AZBKacXa5UblI3QqBc by fakeplastictree@fosstodon.org
2023-08-28T06:58:44Z
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@stux 🇫🇷 soil produces best croissants! I was once on a road trip in France a few years ago. It was early morning, we stopped in the middle of nowhere, because we stumbled upon a croissant stand. A local farmer was selling freshly harvested croissants. They were on another level!
(DIR) Post #AZBpEOcSGOt2K1atZw by JeremyMallin@autistics.life
2023-08-28T12:42:01Z
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@stux It makes me wonder if flat breads come from flat lands. 🤔😆
(DIR) Post #AZBtblOi8k0tRdYzYG by juliobiason@functional.cafe
2023-08-28T13:31:06Z
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@stux Yearly Croissant harvest in FranceNot real?!? Does that mean I spoiled a very good croissant by planting it on a pot?!?
(DIR) Post #AZCSHuYFtQWURIISrA by tapasinthesun@photog.social
2023-08-28T19:59:40Z
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@stux 🤣😂🤣
(DIR) Post #AZCcXrffMxTNgG0d1c by charadon@mb.iotib.net
2023-08-28T21:53:45Z
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@stux@mstdn.social Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/JJCTIPWPNtw
(DIR) Post #AZGKd6IdO3n7xIQHMu by DaniDanis@mstdn.social
2023-08-30T16:52:45Z
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@stux 😂