Post AZ8moS02I3eZtVFEQa by exodusofants_@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AZ8mRnrIquR51qMQtM by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-08-27T01:26:42Z
       
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       That explains a lot.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ8mYsejPmE3vyr5kG by golgaloth@writing.exchange
       2023-08-27T01:28:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts You can't spell bartender without art.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ8moS02I3eZtVFEQa by exodusofants_@mastodon.social
       2023-08-27T01:30:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts the same is required to be a barista.i mean, that latte art must be delivered perfectly for social media
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ8n208EhNKHWBXdpY by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
       2023-08-27T01:33:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts So Sideshow Bob, the aspiring Bart Ender, might've succeeded if he had the art history degree?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ8nC2s9MddOuho5ke by elisshadoe@c.im
       2023-08-27T01:35:05Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts based on a true story
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ8sIVgXeRntmcHNEe by Gillick@hachyderm.io
       2023-08-27T02:32:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts -- All of our bartenders have master's degrees.(Swiped from a similar joke about geology majors)
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ8unyufEVQRJi1Fya by mcSlibinas@river.group.lt
       2023-08-27T03:00:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts bartender without bachelor called wartender.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ9NcFV4dL4bxOo7P6 by manuelcaeiro@mastodon.social
       2023-08-27T08:23:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I was an aprentice bartender at a bar when I was still tender, and no one told me about that. But I can assert that a degree in Psychology would have been very useful to cope with some clients.P.S.: I don't want to brag (of course I do) but I even invented a cocktail.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ9YjBPdKSdInmlu76 by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
       2023-08-27T10:27:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If you take art classes but don't complete your degree, you are only allowed to become a shot glass.I still have nightmares from that time two drunk guys were playing a game called "two fellas, one shot glass."For the love of god, don't do like I did, and please graduate.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ9iuu7oQbiwCcfDZw by Ukulele19@masto.ai
       2023-08-27T12:21:42Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Crossing that off my list.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzfImz3b4hw0AcA5o by orangutanwriter@mindly.social
       2023-09-21T13:46:21Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts No just King of England
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzj5lViAAsXU5vwXI by RoboChimera@fosstodon.org
       2023-09-21T14:28:49Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsbartender art bender@lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzlFDWrYm48tg6h3A by Lizards_cast@dice.camp
       2023-09-21T14:52:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts based on our personal experience…they will also accept multiple masters in bio-science 😂 Though none of us have decided to do that… yet…..
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzwcPKsvZKdfglUW0 by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-09-21T17:00:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsEven worse, you first need to acquire a bachelor’s degree before you can apply for a marriage license.Gotta walk before you can run, amirite?