Post AZ6JxgIbD0dFrX3aaW by elsjes@mastodon.nl
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(DIR) Post #AZ6IslRgXxdYQEOlE0 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-25T20:46:02Z
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Talk about being paranoid.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZ6J15GAlH1gBwyqv2 by DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club
2023-08-25T20:47:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts You won't be laughing when they take all the cheese, and all American beers taste like maple syrup.
(DIR) Post #AZ6J3diJdLQ1czMYim by VincentWandersAimlessly@mindly.social
2023-08-25T20:48:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts that makes sense
(DIR) Post #AZ6J6GyEeI0LxZ44fI by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-08-25T20:48:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts You watch too much South Park, Terrance and Phillip get inside your head, and this is what happens.
(DIR) Post #AZ6JSfTmCrxaLKUrWy by tjradcliffe@mastodon.scot
2023-08-25T20:52:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Reasonable: "Defence Scheme No. 1 was a war plan created by Canadian Director of Military Operations and Intelligence Lieutenant Colonel James 'Buster' Sutherland Brown, for a Canadian pre-emptive attack against the United States in the (hypothetical) case of a conflict between the United States and the British Empire."https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defence_Scheme_No._1
(DIR) Post #AZ6JxgIbD0dFrX3aaW by elsjes@mastodon.nl
2023-08-25T20:58:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I always believed it was because he wanted more atomic kittens!
(DIR) Post #AZ6Jy9ymrEbrum1Bs8 by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-25T20:58:05Z
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@lowqualityfactsWhich was idiotic, because Canada never wanted to invade the USA, just to nuke it.
(DIR) Post #AZ6Jydt9ejvifzc7G4 by IanAMartin@mstdn.ca
2023-08-25T20:58:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nixon and PE Trudeau didn’t get along, it’s true.
(DIR) Post #AZ6K1O6qmLtcbhKSCu by la_sombra@mstdn.ca
2023-08-25T20:58:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤨 What's down there that we want?? 🤷♀️
(DIR) Post #AZ6KZ2uG7Msoh0UMpU by tryst@meow.social
2023-08-25T21:03:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Look up War Plan Red
(DIR) Post #AZ6MzPia7w6csZjBU8 by Jason844@universeodon.com
2023-08-25T20:51:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can't trust anyone who eats back bacon and poutine!
(DIR) Post #AZ6PXqSFQYh9YUdLIe by ZILtoid1991@mastodon.world
2023-08-25T22:00:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts This makes too much sense for a shitpost...
(DIR) Post #AZ6QD4htLHwHdBbvXs by markusl@fosstodon.org
2023-08-25T22:08:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Canada did indeed want to invade the US, but they would have apologised afterwards.
(DIR) Post #AZ6RlZB8ehjXwBIkds by legalquilts@mstdn.party
2023-08-25T22:25:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts The geese are the advance guard.
(DIR) Post #AZ7DUMeil2CnyX09nk by SammyGalen@mstdn.social
2023-08-26T07:20:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Bacon
(DIR) Post #AZ7HNuFhqcfnxkTe08 by smilingheretic@mas.to
2023-08-26T08:04:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I guess he must've known about Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, and poutine!
(DIR) Post #AZ7JvKkKZ4OJb3rulM by migmit@mstdn.social
2023-08-26T08:32:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Misread the first word as "Nikon" and was a bit confused by the pronoun "he".
(DIR) Post #AZxx6WPJ0len3ZCt60 by freemo@qoto.org
2023-09-20T17:56:29Z
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@TruthSandwichThere is a little piece of Canada in all of us.@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZxx97UA7sCmdFiXWC by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-09-20T17:56:55Z
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@freemo @lowqualityfactsFactually true, if you’ve eaten as much poutine as I have.
(DIR) Post #AZxxEVJ2zLlrxV5NZ2 by freemo@qoto.org
2023-09-20T17:57:55Z
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@TruthSandwichCheese curds are one of my favorites!@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZxxH8uwgZwDOF4RlY by tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2023-09-20T17:58:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Who says we stopped? Wisconsin will be ours! Its ManEHfest DestEHny.
(DIR) Post #AZxxVVmEUXNwLEqZO4 by tryst@meow.social
2023-09-20T18:00:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red
(DIR) Post #AZxzxcLNrwdyj1onOC by Sleestak@fosstodon.org
2023-09-20T18:28:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’d be ok with a Tim Horton’s invasion, TBH.
(DIR) Post #AZy3MoSCHWJrNxi7ua by jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-20T19:06:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts couldn't afford to risk them burning the white house again!
(DIR) Post #AZyA5WWQOj04WkOJRA by Pinkie@aethy.com
2023-09-20T20:21:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Shhh keep that quiet, we don't want them to know about our plans. 🤫