Post AZ43PquVGL6PLPiJ3g by PacMan225@mastodon.ie
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(DIR) Post #AY9Xu9PdTkBE6XRMwa by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-28T12:26:26Z
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AY9YHedrXCHfcaIntw by glennsills@dotnet.social
2023-07-28T12:30:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry, but this is actually true. You might want to look it up. Fake facts that are real are an Anathema unto Nuggin.
(DIR) Post #AY9YVOT0TBqNVdmAGe by MayhamMonday@mstdn.ca
2023-07-28T12:32:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts After watching Game of thrones I thought it was because the King needed to get as many women at once into his bed!
(DIR) Post #AY9YVodXAfiIfotwHo by patterfloof@meow.social
2023-07-28T12:33:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts true, that's why one of them was called Henry the Ate
(DIR) Post #AY9ZCaBYmB6oJ2D2sC by Rhube@wandering.shop
2023-07-28T12:40:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts eh, the low quality of fat jokes is less about the facts and more about them not being at all funny.
(DIR) Post #AY9ZKXxSwPMRiNPlUO by fay@lingo.lol
2023-07-28T12:42:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts hi! Can you explain what's funny in this?
(DIR) Post #AY9cA0OXAqWwaPjyvQ by sergdavis@lile.cl
2023-07-28T13:14:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is borderline true...
(DIR) Post #AY9f7YRWQWiXB8f3WS by benhaube@twit.social
2023-07-28T13:47:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now the real question is why do hotels always overstate the size of their beds? I recently stayed in a hotel that claimed our room had 2 queen beds, and they were no bigger than a full of double mattress.
(DIR) Post #AYAc9HNMkOBW7Yo9Zo by i664k@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T00:48:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts makes sense
(DIR) Post #AZ42l5abmUgmzvyEiG by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-24T18:35:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought that's because kings liked to have threesomes." :catthinking: How do you know this?"Hmm... I had a threesome in a king-size bed. I bought it specifically to have enough space to sleep three side-by-side. Yep... that happened.
(DIR) Post #AZ4324AoIcj9Wr00C8 by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-08-24T18:39:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts This isn't even satire.I mean, have you seen a portrait of Henry VIII?
(DIR) Post #AZ43MunSMBKAWr16o4 by PaintedDurian@mstdn.social
2023-08-24T18:42:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Low quality low quality fact. Disappointed
(DIR) Post #AZ43PquVGL6PLPiJ3g by PacMan225@mastodon.ie
2023-08-24T18:43:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts @lowqualityfacts Looking at pictures of Henry the Ate, I'd believe this.And the current King Charlie, the Pie Pilferer of Peckham? Only reason he isn't fat is because he copied his bulimia from Diana, because that was something else about her he was jealous of.
(DIR) Post #AZ43oKVqqxLu6Xr3Nw by Anthonightshift@mstdn.ca
2023-08-24T18:47:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Legend has it Elvis, THE King, needed four of them. One of each meal of the day and a midnight snack.
(DIR) Post #AZ43tOOxp0Prc72zFA by gildedbat@mastodon.social
2023-08-24T18:48:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts careful now, this one is almost true.
(DIR) Post #AZ4CEvAtxxhYyMFKcK by TywyllSeren@spacey.space
2023-08-24T20:22:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts And the queen size mattresses? 🤔
(DIR) Post #AZ5do6jlrRqWt9WDs8 by eeyorc@mastodon.social
2023-08-25T13:05:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts they were obese from eating too many King Sized Candy Bars.