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(DIR) Post #AZ2dUN64k9QYMTf22q by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:08:13Z
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Our #debate candidates tonight are:• Florida man Ron DeSantis• Republican Andrew Yang Vivek Ramaswamy• Human Fly Attractor Mike Pence• Former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley• Angry New Jersey Potato Chris Christie• Junior South Carolina Senator Tim Scott• Bewildered Elderly Arkansan Asa Hutchinson• Whomst the Fuck is Scott Burgum
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUNzjPDwl95hTnM by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:10:06Z
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Oh good, Chris Christie is mad about government spending now that there's a Democrat in the White House.LMAO and Fox News "moderator" Bret Baier had an attack line prepared to hit back at Christie. “Fair and Balanced" immediately on display.#debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUOniPNvfe75Ohk by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:12:20Z
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The energy in this #debate room tonight is extremely manic, presumably because all of these people know they have approximately a one-in-one-million chance of anyone remembering their name after tonight.
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUPlGpxZGcowxX6 by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:14:11Z
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Ramaswamy's got the “I represent the American dream" patter down. He looks approximately five years old, but damn, he had that first response *locked down*. Look for someone to take a solid swing at him after that opening statement. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUQUe7FrctYBCG8 by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:15:22Z
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"I think it's time for an accountant in the White House” is an absolutely WILD applause line from Nikki Haley. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUR6DrXvCm5lCpU by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:17:13Z
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Moderator Bret Baier with a prepared shot at Mike Pence over the Trump White House's spending. A neat trick to blame Pence for Trump's problems.Former House Representative Mike Pence goes on to describe himself as "a former leader in Congress". #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dURXsCk2W9qhHvc by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:11:16Z
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Whomst The Fuck is *Doug* Burgum. We regret the error.#debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dURoXCnMozWUatk by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:19:01Z
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Ramaswamy: “Drill, frack, burn coal, increase nuclear.” I agree with him on the last one.Ramaswamy and Pence are making direct references to each other in what is either *extremely* sloppy debate protocol or a coordinated effort to lock out the other candidates from responding. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUScAEH49TRiEFs by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:20:15Z
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DeSantis jumping in with the DEEP STATE BUREAUCRATS applause line, time to slam the rest of this glass of wine. (My liver will not survive this.) #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUTRDATto1lazp2 by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:22:23Z
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Doug Burgum, who was in the hospital earlier today, just getting to speak for the first time at 20 minutes in, and stuttering as he tries to fit 10 minutes' worth of words into 30 seconds."Swapping OPEC for Sinopec” actually got applause, which… what? Who in this audience was ready for that line? #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUUBIP8lKKh9nea by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:23:19Z
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Asa Hutchinson now getting *his* first chance, and speaking at approximately one quarter the speed of Doug Burgum.Neither of their performances will be remembered tomorrow. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUVDoXGN3YnLKDY by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:25:07Z
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Fox News raising what is possibly their first-ever serious question about climate change.The moderators ask for a show of hands, and DeSantis… hijacks the question with a prepared response? Where did that come from? #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUWGge4GMnzh8Km by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:28:16Z
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Ramaswamy: "I'm the only person on this page who isn't bought and paid for, so I can say this…”Christie: “I've had enough already tonight of some guy who sounds like ChatGPT. The last time a guy stood up on stage and called himself ‘a skinny guy with a funny last name' was Barack Obama, and we don't need another amateur like that.”Haley: “Margaret Thatcher was right when she said 'If you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman’.”This #debate is popping OFF. 😂
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUXFezN2Hr6DpNA by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:29:11Z
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hey can all these Republicans at the #debate shut up for a moment i really need a fucking drink(time for a commercial break)
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUY1s67bIGcmKWG by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:33:27Z
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Real talk: the people at the #debate I'm cracking jokes about are pretty much universally out to destroy my queer friends. If you enjoy my posts tonight and have a spare dollar or two, please consider donating to an organization like Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project.https://translifeline.orghttps://www.thetrevorproject.org
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUYonAEjSiLfOls by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:35:42Z
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Nikki Haley demonstrating an Olympic-level backpedal on abortion. "Can't we all agree on the availability of contraception?” #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUZfG1AhRL4DIY4 by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:37:15Z
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I'll be honest, I'm tipsy and I tuned out a bit on that one, but I think DeSantis just accused Democrats of leaving fetuses discarded in a pan? I'm not really clear on what that one was about. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUadAQQccKsF8vg by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:38:14Z
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Pence: “Consensus is the opposite of leadership. Abortion is not a state's rights issue, it's a moral issue.”There's Pence's infinitely replayed Fox News soundbite for the night. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUbXt1XzZAmmRKy by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:40:30Z
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Pence and Haley both going in hard on abortion, in different directions. Not sure that's a smart move for either candidate.For some reason, the moderator turns the ball over to… Doug Burgum. "We should not have a federal abortion ban.” Now diving wonkily into the Tenth Amendment with a pocket Constitution… and once again getting a cheer?I do not understand this crowd. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUcKS6yq9bPVE2K by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:42:02Z
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Hutchinson now taking his turn on abortion, which is blandly southern and completely impossible to focus on, so I'm taking the opportunity to make some popcorn and drink some more wine. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUd0zYorrjLPCLI by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:43:17Z
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Really enjoying Tim Scott's -straw man- fully dressed scarecrow where he claims that the Democratic party wants abortion up to the day of birth.Literally no one is asking for that. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUdoyYyqmEMn7Fg by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:45:44Z
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Ooh, Pence dragging out the "Democrats want to defund the police" applause line. Drink!Look: I *do* want that. But we're all clear that the Democratic Party as a whole doesn't, so maybe knock it off with the straw men? Oh wait, straw men support the entire Republican platform. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUeVrzVA4NOrN6u by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:48:18Z
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The phrase “What President Christie would do" has been uttered for the first time ever, by Christ Christie.Ooh, random mention of Hunter Biden. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUfVYIAV9ShidFo by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:49:50Z
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Viviek Ramaswamy appears to be on like seven different uppers."I say this as a member of my generation—“Yes. There is no other way you could say this, or anything else. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dUj1ZDatQMrik4W by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:51:07Z
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DeSantis blaming George Soros for ::checks notes:: all the evils facing America today. Drink!#debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dVAe8WImu2IyQRE by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:52:52Z
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Asa Hutchinson appears to be… ::squints:: …pairing “fentanyl and education”. That's a wild rhetorical flourish, but ok.Oh boy! We're off to another commercial, and when we get back, we get to talk about Donald Trump and Fulton County Jail.(We're less than an hour in and my liver is screaming.)#debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dVKVdqjw0cr4maO by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:54:14Z
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I swear to god there was just an ad trying to convince people to move to South Dakota, "the free-est state in America”.what does that MEAN #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dVLwyUbOP5us7pQ by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:56:32Z
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Now there's an ad for a drug called “Rybelsus”.Tell me your drug is aimed at southern white racists without telling me.#debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dVLykO0oJBPhXai by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T01:58:01Z
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“Let's talk about the elephant not in the room.”Here we FUCKIN go! #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dVUyivT8h5wl9Iu by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T02:00:20Z
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Christie: ”This is the great thing about America: booing is allowed. But it doesn't change the truth.”Ramaswamy: “I think Trump was the greatest president of the 21st century.”Ah yes, a whole 23 years. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dVWYv2Ngc0UhZMO by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T02:02:20Z
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Christie to Ramaswamy: “You've never done anything to advance the interests of this government.”That's a slip. Republicans don't support the government. Whoops. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dVYLAQTsHWQHcCe by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T02:04:08Z
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Tim Scott desperately flipping the "should Trump face justice" question to attacking the Department of Justice.And then something about SWAT teams showing up at pro-life activists' homes? I assume this is something that happened once and got a lot of coverage on Fox. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dVhHFCR5HErW6q0 by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T02:05:55Z
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Ron DeSantis just claimed, very carefully, to have been “ASSIGNED WITH US Navy Seals in Iraq”.okay, what's the actual story here? 😂#debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dVirnI1umAVcoRk by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T02:06:57Z
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Asa Hutchinson getting boo'd to hell for acknowledging that Trump could be disqualified under the 14th Constitution. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dVkYN1DZ9OqYKRs by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T02:08:13Z
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Chris Christie valorizing Mike Pence for saying “NO" to Trump. Weirdly, Pence doesn't look happy about it. 😂The incentives in this race are fucking hilarious. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dVm65HM80BhKldY by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T02:10:17Z
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Ramaswamy: “Mike Pence, join me in committing to pardoning Donald Trump on day one!”Pence: “…I don't know why you're assuming he’ll be convicted.”Not sure who won that one in the eyes of the audience. #debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dVrm6AZhrnS1tJo by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T02:12:50Z
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Pence: “I had no right to overturn the 2020 election, and Kamala Harris will have no right to overturn the election in 2024.”Kamala Harris, somewhere, spitting her drink: “You keep my goddam name out your goddamn mouth, milquetoast boy.”#debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dW9jDQ25zTioqK8 by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T02:14:33Z
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Ramaswamy just went the fuck off on continued support to Ukraine and called Volodymyr Zelenskyy someone's pope?What? What WAS that?Christie going after Trump's support for Putin in response.#debate
(DIR) Post #AZ2dWBGvgAeqGZbHVo by jwisser@wandering.shop
2023-08-24T02:15:55Z
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Pence: "Anyone who doesn't think we can both support free people abroad AND support Americans at home has a pretty sorry opinion of the most powerful nation on Earth, Vivek.”Honestly, a solid line from Pence. #debate