Post AZ17Bwta1vLcCA1n0a by BenAveling@mastodon.world
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 (DIR) Post #AY68uWHdxP9rFrhIrA by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-07-26T21:02:11Z
       
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       Many Olympians actually try to get third place because of this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AY69AzGBzTepl1s3qS by Raymond_Scott_Dealiod@mstdn.social
       2023-07-26T21:05:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts  totally worth it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AY6C3b2FxWUGSeWIa0 by nuncio@mstdn.social
       2023-07-26T21:37:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts All the medals!That would be better than a hunk of metal dug out of the ground.
       
 (DIR) Post #AY6EGo5aw6rscUVaLo by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-07-26T22:02:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsSort of. The bronze medal is white chocolate, which is barely chocolate at all. Silver medal’s milk chocolate, of course. But gold is dark chocolate, the good stuff.That’s why they say that victory is bittersweet…
       
 (DIR) Post #AY6JN6GclPbqVQUI5o by TonyJWells@mastodon.social
       2023-07-26T22:59:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The good chocolate too.
       
 (DIR) Post #AY6V5yZHKnxZ9doWtk by bobanthar@mas.to
       2023-07-27T01:10:50Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The gold and silver, however, are made out of hubris.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ0inqZtT8zUkfnIYq by ArrestJK@mastodon.nz
       2023-08-23T04:08:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts so are the silver and gold ones they're just wrapped in tinfoil
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ0is3c2wqnKKvoCeW by rorystarr@mstdn.social
       2023-08-23T04:09:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Fun Additional Fact: in countries where it is so hot that the chocolate would just melt, they replace them with dry Rice Cakes
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ0j0DgTO2zXtBlsno by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-08-23T04:10:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts i KNEW it!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ0kWXQ1eIcAJf3K4W by lauxmyth@mastodon.online
       2023-08-23T04:27:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Um … this is hard to say … but … is there an account with lower quality facts than yours?  #JustAskingLove your work BTW.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ0oLaO4fgko9cAmzA by cweickhmann@qoto.org
       2023-08-23T05:10:23Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsDamn it! If anyone had told.me that, I would've been motivated to become an Olympic bronze medallist! 😡@lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ17Bwta1vLcCA1n0a by BenAveling@mastodon.world
       2023-08-23T08:41:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts People who get 3rd are often happier about it than people who get 2nd.There's a reason for it, and it is...
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ1MQsXG1OGeKSACzQ by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
       2023-08-23T11:32:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Yes, and the gold medal are made out of butter. Therefore, they melt in your hands, and not in your mouth.