Post AZ0AzLNVtiSp1NJWbI by Onsequitur@genart.social
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(DIR) Post #AY5P9ayGDSUIFEsjdA by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-26T12:29:33Z
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I am staying far away from Connecticut.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AY5PPcUALv23ZkRjiy by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-07-26T12:32:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts *walks away whistling*
(DIR) Post #AY5PcSYcZnZ6Y4eXBI by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-26T12:34:46Z
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@lowqualityfactsYou should probably have mentioned that they’re nuclear landmines.
(DIR) Post #AY5PfOx2RNEoEVTbVY by Ciela@mastodon.ie
2023-07-26T12:35:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts that explains the screams I have been hearing.
(DIR) Post #AY5Q6eEpiC2vSnnAEi by Kirino@seal.cafe
2023-07-26T12:40:17.935299Z
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Good, fuck Conneticucks.
(DIR) Post #AY5QY3pQfxpseIyseu by cweickhmann@qoto.org
2023-07-26T12:45:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry, plain wrong! You're confusing Connecticut with Colorado. The mines are on the beaches of Colorado!Connecticut is where the European invaders cut the indigenous' sea cable, crippling their communication (hence the name: Connect - Cut).
(DIR) Post #AY5R9Liz6MQkrpkNbE by catfluoride@mstdn.social
2023-07-26T12:51:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts I just wonder if Connecticut's name implies they don't have internet down there.
(DIR) Post #AY5k0FY8aZLeEs32KO by not_serious@mstdn.social
2023-07-26T16:23:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts💯
(DIR) Post #AY5nfGjTOaXBdubKb2 by BigMcLargeHuge@mstdn.social
2023-07-26T17:04:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts This happened in the battle of 1781, when Cornwallis attempted to destroy all of the airports there, in order to prevent the crippling of his forces by the massive close-support air wings stationed there. Source: Donald Trump.
(DIR) Post #AY5o8rnqeBMJ0rlEg4 by WecanbeGyros@mstdn.social
2023-07-26T17:09:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts it was Japan.
(DIR) Post #AY5x42UCOpJoHlLKAS by camstonefaux@furry.engineer
2023-07-26T18:49:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts - Wait, so they cleared all the beaches in Vermont finally? Whew… about time.
(DIR) Post #AY607OKtuxaEmdHfay by JVNardulli@mastodon.social
2023-07-26T19:23:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just in case Long Island gets any funny ideas about invading us.
(DIR) Post #AYs6XNbm3inAkQiObg by Milky_Way@mastodon.social
2023-08-19T00:21:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'M MR. YEAST AND THE FIRST PERSON TO STEP ON A REVOLUTIONARY WAR LANDMINE GETS A 10 MILLION DOLLAR FUNERAL!
(DIR) Post #AZ0AvilqyzF6PhyHnk by Ciela@todon.eu
2023-08-22T21:48:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts my leg!
(DIR) Post #AZ0AzLNVtiSp1NJWbI by Onsequitur@genart.social
2023-08-22T21:49:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Those poor wild horses!
(DIR) Post #AZ0B4jyxqcsUmFP9LU by skydog@sfba.social
2023-08-22T21:50:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Send them up to Boston's Back Bay!Oh, wait....I thought you said detoxed lame mimes.
(DIR) Post #AZ0B6qrjE7vahk1ikq by That_Damn_Frank@toot.pizza
2023-08-22T21:50:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts ... and next summer, either Foxwoods or Mohegan Sun will be linked to them. And when the roulette wheel hits green 0 or 00..."Hey, what was that boom in the distance...?"
(DIR) Post #AZ0BOAjMcdOBEoNCpE by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-22T21:53:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts They also have undetonated nuclear warheads from the same period.
(DIR) Post #AZ0DXvYS6JDSyU35fs by jfrench@cupoftea.social
2023-08-22T22:18:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts disappointed that this isn't a landlocked state.
(DIR) Post #AZ0F1S10alRy0930vw by claussy@sunny.garden
2023-08-22T22:34:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts why I left tbh
(DIR) Post #AZ0JFuucLmTBUiDBjM by eeyorc@mastodon.social
2023-08-22T23:22:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts musket mines