Post AYyGNvQLdvnbDgGDZI by CraigKendrickNZ@mastodon.nz
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(DIR) Post #AYy0Eg8vUPnPxBgGSu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-21T20:39:27Z
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It's one of life's greatest mysteries.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYy0NXFHwI5ixtsb6O by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-21T20:41:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's the dogs, obviously. They wanted an infrastructure of public toilets, and they got it.
(DIR) Post #AYy0nMz2iQycfQbFC4 by mcSlibinas@river.group.lt
2023-08-21T20:45:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts yes. Cities are just built around fire hydrants. There so many places for cities - but no one building there, because lack of fire hydrants.
(DIR) Post #AYy0oTcPX4s7XDXdzs by JustBrogrammer@mastodon.social
2023-08-21T20:45:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts my son just explained to me that the workers put it there because it is inside something so obviously it would be workers that put it there because the worker built the thing the fire hydrant is in.He is currently looking at like I'm an idiot so thank you for that.
(DIR) Post #AYy1Dj8mxTfOupj6Ey by gdinwiddie@mastodon.social
2023-08-21T20:50:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts The dogs ordered them from Amazon.
(DIR) Post #AYy1ERpsmcHXXEE8WG by NaraMoore@sakurajima.moe
2023-08-21T20:50:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Those of us who see ghosts could tell you have they get there. But the spirit dogs would bite us, so it will stay a secret.
(DIR) Post #AYy1K9sGTcWnZ842Nc by TSAguilar46@mastodon.social
2023-08-21T20:51:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Male dogs ask who put the fire hydrants there and don't have an answer. So, they piss on it. 🐶 😅
(DIR) Post #AYy29TKbtYIQgCn5hA by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-08-21T21:00:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts ancient firemen.
(DIR) Post #AYy2K2lX0S1JTNQL5s by ke7yxz@mastodon.social
2023-08-21T21:02:50Z
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@lowqualityfactsThe mole people, obviously. They are only hydrants as a disguise for their real purpose: periscopes used to plan the invasion. #doh #theMoreYouKnow
(DIR) Post #AYy5DA4djghZySlu8e by Scrambelzini@mastodon.social
2023-08-21T21:35:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Maybe it was the fireflies? 😂❤
(DIR) Post #AYy6SnNrxossBrmip6 by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-21T21:49:16Z
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@lowqualityfactsObviously, they placed by the hand of God, just like the dinosaur and the monkey.
(DIR) Post #AYy7ilsrPPx67pSjFw by wtry@mastodon.social
2023-08-21T22:03:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts I heard they appear and when no one is looking at them, they move.
(DIR) Post #AYyEelMk5nAN2VTWWu by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-08-21T21:25:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts They were emplaced as transmitters thousands of years ago by the same extraterrestrials who built the pyramids and doodled the Nazca lines.
(DIR) Post #AYyGNvQLdvnbDgGDZI by CraigKendrickNZ@mastodon.nz
2023-08-21T23:40:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can tell you but it's kinda a big secret and it involves the illuminate and lizard people and I'll probably fall out a window if I told you.
(DIR) Post #AYyjnEAjyJfvHDNTJw by proedie@mastodon.green
2023-08-22T05:09:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now that you mention it... I never saw one appear. Spooky.
(DIR) Post #AZq6cnq93fESOAQlpQ by skydog@sfba.social
2023-09-16T23:05:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts These are hydrants that used to be employed. Once they were fired, they had no place to go but out on the street.The real question here is hydrant homelessness. Give a hydrant a home.They're house-trained. I guarantee it.
(DIR) Post #AZq97ymEe1jbC7azxo by glennsills@dotnet.social
2023-09-16T23:33:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dogs
(DIR) Post #AZqA4CcTKuvKvEnAwK by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-09-16T23:43:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts It was me, Barry! I put the fire hydrants in most cities!
(DIR) Post #AZqCls2RPxDvjztC6a by LeftOfKarlMarx@mastodon.social
2023-09-17T00:14:04Z
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@lowqualityfactsThe Fire Hydra
(DIR) Post #AZqHVZ0atyDPrI4Klk by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
2023-09-17T01:07:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Everybody knows it was Johnny Fire-Hydrant-seed.
(DIR) Post #AZqNyd3tVhnUYIr5BA by fidoly@mastodon.social
2023-09-17T02:19:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’s the guy with the blue reflectors put them there.
(DIR) Post #AZqkLW7tezyAh72vuC by TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
2023-09-17T04:15:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fire hydrants are actually just the fruiting body of a ground dwelling fungus. In natural surroundings they grow a small mushroom. In areas dominated by buildings and pavement, they grow the much larger familiar fire hydrant growth to take advantage of the reduced soil exposure.
(DIR) Post #AZrHTO9wSinymzMdJg by maysonic@twit.social
2023-09-17T12:39:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts @astroPug Reading the replies to this, you begin to realize how conspiracy theories start… and wonder how many people really believe them, and how gullible they have to be…