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 (DIR) Post #AYyEePk2UUjHyOComu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-08-21T23:21:00Z
       
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       Co-pilots are such a safety risk.Flying a plane by myself? Don't worry folks, Captain Boring will get you to your destination. I'm doing everything by the book. Straight line from point A to point B.New co-pilot to impress? Yeah, this baby can do a barrel roll. Sure, we can take a little detour through that nearby thunderstorm. Watch me land this bad boy with my feet.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYyFe6CzDM2RLX9voO by jkibble@mastodon.social
       2023-08-21T23:32:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This is how I drive. Must be why my wife left me :(
       
 (DIR) Post #AYyHITI4umO6TJM7Qu by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-08-21T23:50:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsPlease never fly a plane. Thanks.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYyHXaygcGDeenUsQy by kerouac666@mstdn.social
       2023-08-21T23:53:23Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Jesus is my co-pilot and sometimes he’ll crash the plane on purpose just to bring us all back to life to show off
       
 (DIR) Post #AYyKRra0HGeYGuuUDY by CraigKendrickNZ@mastodon.nz
       2023-08-22T00:25:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts exactly what happened to MH730
       
 (DIR) Post #AYyR8bixheczH2rjBA by skydog@sfba.social
       2023-08-22T01:40:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Backwards.  There's actually a pilot joke constructed around this.What's the captain say?  "Was that for us?"What's the copilot say?  "Watch this!"What's the flight engineer say?  "I wonder if they'll notice if I throw this switch?"Flight Attendants pilot joke:  Only a pilot can deploy this slide.  It says right on its casing, "Jerk to deploy."Of course, 2 of the 3 jokes saw their last life on the 727, which had a flight engineer, and exactly that on the slide packs.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYybkJJNbljqiKW5i4 by finley@transden.lgbt
       2023-08-22T03:39:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts My friend who is a pilot says this is false. Traditionally it's the co-pilot who lands the airplane with their feet. It's the only way they'll ever learn.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYzZrX6OjBnelHijWy by ekis@mastodon.social
       2023-08-22T14:53:21Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If you can really fly, I want to be your friend. My other friend I met in Argentina who flies call sign is Brujita which is the best possible. But I worry she has CIA in her family. Never talked about being a talented pilot until I someone gave me pictures.She flew the plane that spread her fathers ashes over the sea. In an aeroplane over the sea
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ6p1Ri4URcELuFLFY by komaramusic@mstdn.social
       2023-08-26T02:46:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I strongly believe in co-pilots. I get on the plane in last row. As we take off, two stewardesses sit on their seats behind me. They quietly discuss exactly how drunk the pilot is. Very drunk, eill ptobably sleep through this flight.And we're in the air. The co-pilot's good, right? Yeah, he's great. True story. ❤️🙏😎