Post AYuTL2WXJMZP8tGmps by ehren@mstdn.party
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(DIR) Post #AYuScBxfNMqlNhZgWW by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-20T03:38:36Z
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This blows my mind.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYuSfds445WYoIbEVE by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-08-20T03:39:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts The metric system is so different!
(DIR) Post #AYuT8WItHMZLjquvpY by NaraMoore@sakurajima.moe
2023-08-20T03:44:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Which means the average French soldier was over 8 feet tall.It is all perspective.
(DIR) Post #AYuTL2WXJMZP8tGmps by ehren@mstdn.party
2023-08-20T03:46:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts If we’re talking about the heights of world leaders, don’t forget “Washington, Washington, six-foot-twenty fucking killing for fun…”https://youtu.be/Ex2hj5rLN48
(DIR) Post #AYuUK6ASNUU26m3c36 by Odiseo79@mas.to
2023-08-20T03:57:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is it that hard to use metric when you have a global audience?
(DIR) Post #AYuWbemV8dSeI9LulM by anne_twain@theblower.au
2023-08-20T04:23:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts No he wasn't.
(DIR) Post #AYubgAiqp76GHhcLLs by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-08-20T04:01:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Actually, he was of average height. He insisted that his height be reported as shorter than normal to inversely reflect the size of his...*ahem*...unit. It came down to almost his ankle, and he didn't want to frighten or intimidate the ladies.
(DIR) Post #AYuc05HEmLpLBhCEGu by benjamincox@writing.exchange
2023-08-20T05:23:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’s tragic his NBA career never took off. ☹️
(DIR) Post #AYuikshZwxqXWQDOfw by WotNow_4Jane@mastodon.social
2023-08-20T06:39:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣👏
(DIR) Post #AYuneS54VskOzWxPns by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-08-20T07:34:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts 70% of it was his hat though.
(DIR) Post #AYuqp5Eq55EtC8Hr3w by manuelcaeiro@mastodon.social
2023-08-20T08:09:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts There has always been a lot of people who think of themselves as Napoleon Bonaparte.
(DIR) Post #AYv4lGFQbYPlXXdN6u by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-20T10:45:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's only because he walked on stilts. Without the stilts, his real height was 3'5".
(DIR) Post #AYvpejRcLkHjuUixO4 by IIVQ@mapstodon.space
2023-08-20T19:31:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Napoleon turns in his grave as people mention his height in feet and inches. Thanks to Napoleon All of the world (except two underdeveloped countries 🇱🇷🇺🇲) uses the metric system.
(DIR) Post #AZnGBA4bCPO7GRSni4 by ATLeagle@mastodon.online
2023-09-15T14:08:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts this was in an era of mega fauna , so he was exceptionally short for the time
(DIR) Post #AZnGPqnl8IDZq1aiRM by susan77@mas.to
2023-09-15T14:11:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂🤣
(DIR) Post #AZnGiYlkOvrPPhZULw by dvdhaven@mstdn.social
2023-09-15T14:14:25Z
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@lowqualityfactsWas Napoleon Really Unusually Short?It turns out that Napoleon wasn't particularly short at all. Napoleon is sometimes described as being 5 foot 2 inches tall, which would definitely make him short for his era. However, there is a strong argument that this figure is wrong and that Napoleon was actually about 5 foot 6 inches tall, no shorter than the average Frenchman.https://www.thoughtco.com/was-napoleon-bonaparte-short-1221108
(DIR) Post #AZnGwf2dsQgqvCCK1o by flargh@mastodon.social
2023-09-15T14:16:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes, he was 7'2 stretched out when he lied down, absolutely true.But "Bonaparte" means "boneless" in French, so he shrank several feet when I stood up.
(DIR) Post #AZnHc06UTPes7Ki5MO by johnflomax@mastodonapp.uk
2023-09-15T14:24:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts In his stocking feet, bare foot he was 3' 6". That's why he took one sock off when going uphill!
(DIR) Post #AZnIrjkV9C1pyvUaGm by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-09-15T14:38:30Z
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@lowqualityfactsNapoleon was short for his species, but he wasn’t human.
(DIR) Post #AZnJ3nWWwHIlAChzLE by troublewithwords@wandering.shop
2023-09-15T14:40:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts He looked short because he only hung out with people who were at least 8'.
(DIR) Post #AZnKyTEBAgcKg2iEHg by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-09-15T15:02:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Also, the real David was actually 2 inches taller than Goliath. They used a combination of deceptive framing, 3-inch lifts in Goliath’s sandals, and, for some scenes, a step-stool to make Goliath seem bigger.