Post AYrbJs2V1V56UkIHoG by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
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(DIR) Post #AYrX56N53V7gmgcfzc by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T17:44:32Z
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Things I have been told to do on Mastodon:-follow more people-follow less people-put content warnings on anything related to politics-put content warnings on anything related to dogs (seriously)-use alt text to translate my posts into French-delete my Patreon because I don't deserve to make money-sell merch with my facts on them because I deserve to make more money-stop doing satire because it is enabling fascism and will get Trump reelectedMoral of the story: I have no idea.
(DIR) Post #AYrX9DIdEq55QjVDxg by brianxlong@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T17:45:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts nobody does. do what you want.
(DIR) Post #AYrX9XQ6QlwNph9TNo by inkican@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T17:45:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I feel seen.
(DIR) Post #AYrXA5hIzJu48tSguu by YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
2023-08-18T17:45:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Facts.
(DIR) Post #AYrXAj2wgnO2BIt1Yu by linkeddev@toot.garden
2023-08-18T17:45:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts me: you are doing great bud
(DIR) Post #AYrXB8ZPnDDJLFGo8u by Kahte@toot.aquilenet.fr
2023-08-18T17:45:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤗
(DIR) Post #AYrXBgIwMyEnxzp8BU by neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org
2023-08-18T17:45:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts well in light of all that I THINK YOU SHOULD i think you should have a nice day. that's all.
(DIR) Post #AYrXKktCgzAwnD71jU by PattyHanson@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T17:47:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've seen people put pictures of flowers behind a content warning. This is a weird place. 🙂
(DIR) Post #AYrXLtzMLZHpIrXRgW by wcbdata@vis.social
2023-08-18T17:47:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Couldn't be clearer. Well done, replypersons, well done.
(DIR) Post #AYrXNmmI7xLvWDKA3k by daswarkeinhuhn@6a02.digital
2023-08-18T17:47:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts and so you have finally arrived
(DIR) Post #AYrXTylAUYcWPvkgca by Decad3nce@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T17:49:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't want to see griping, please add a content warning/s
(DIR) Post #AYrXZ8YTV6baFEH4GO by globcoco@mamot.fr
2023-08-18T17:49:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts You forgot the obligatory toots on cats
(DIR) Post #AYrXbOKTp6b1kMnrt2 by Hawkmoon@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T17:50:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts You do you.As long as you're not spreading hate or preaching violence, other people can just block you if they don't like what you're doing.
(DIR) Post #AYrXeCxUYXBpLkOTqq by seachanger@alaskan.social
2023-08-18T17:50:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts lol more mastodon facts pls. Also love this account, keep rockin it
(DIR) Post #AYrXkBS74JX0PrZ9wu by OliverNoble@mastodon.world
2023-08-18T17:51:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts keep doing 'you'
(DIR) Post #AYrXlQOYztRb39Uubg by pergus@mastodon.nu
2023-08-18T17:52:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like the two top policy suggestions the best. Implement them.
(DIR) Post #AYrXtkWC4295mF2I8e by ecolhombre@piaille.fr
2023-08-18T17:53:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts You should have put this behind a CW. I'm not sure it's satire and it disturbs me.
(DIR) Post #AYrYCIwApkEljq2HIG by muz4now@mastodon.world
2023-08-18T17:57:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts What’s really confusing is that these are all correct (according to the people who sent them, anyway).
(DIR) Post #AYrYJ3YERB342v3ZeC by samtobenkyou@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T17:58:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I feel like this is less 'being told what to do on Mastodon' and more just, existing online xD
(DIR) Post #AYrYT7IBNmyqXqLZGS by jmcrookston@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T18:00:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lost it at the satire one
(DIR) Post #AYrYYLU62n1e0cPeoi by allenmichie@jazztodon.com
2023-08-18T18:01:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts The one about dogs is correct.
(DIR) Post #AYrYabd8z7RqfDirM8 by sergio_101@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T18:01:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts it's weird. i have seen people post donation drives to help them pay for food, housing and medicine. I have also seen people shamed about trying to make a living to pay for those expenses.
(DIR) Post #AYrYwbBfJTvtezMAtc by Basic_Bench@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T18:05:25Z
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@lowqualityfactsdogs
(DIR) Post #AYrYxY9E6C2SWVfYmm by thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T18:05:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do what YOU want to do and fuck the rest. And don't listen to people telling you what to do (including me).
(DIR) Post #AYrZ7HhS6ghyPHJuLo by bespacific@newsie.social
2023-08-18T18:07:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts ;-> me neither
(DIR) Post #AYrZGWInBYRuIjBnxw by GordonIsenburg@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T18:08:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Good thing you are the Captain of your own ship. Advice only works if it makes sense."The buck stops here".
(DIR) Post #AYrZPciqgUPWoriZsm by TonyJWells@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T18:10:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Please CW morals.
(DIR) Post #AYrZm4gVOzdduhKMUK by fabiscafe@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T18:14:43Z
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Do whatever you like to do 😊
(DIR) Post #AYra2u7rucG65b9RRY by Edelruth@mastodon.online
2023-08-18T18:17:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts I love your posts and I dont want annoying people to annoy you away!So, go away, annoyers!
(DIR) Post #AYraR7a7XHj2lsuhN2 by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-08-18T18:22:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do what you do, block anyone who moans. Simple.
(DIR) Post #AYraXsqaiSrZ6IqGiO by reverendref@episcodon.net
2023-08-18T18:23:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sounds similar to being the priest of a parish. Preach longer. Preach shorter. Preach more theology. Preach more real world. This is your responsibility. Check with us before doing anything. Visit more people. Have more office hours.#Exhausting
(DIR) Post #AYrafA8EqnxIjdZEKu by VE2UWY@mastodon.radio
2023-08-18T18:24:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts ORRRRR ... continue what you are doing and just ignore the trolls?
(DIR) Post #AYrbJs2V1V56UkIHoG by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
2023-08-18T18:32:02.227532Z
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@lowqualityfacts *fewer people
(DIR) Post #AYrbeSaIrIIXd5vIeW by AntiPapa_Ken@mastodon.nu
2023-08-18T18:35:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Could you please use alt text to translate your posts to Swedish?
(DIR) Post #AYrbl8B77w8mMrK1rs by ErictheCerise@kolektiva.social
2023-08-18T18:36:50Z
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@lowqualityfactsDude(-tte?), you've got 26k followers. That's borderline rockstar level here. Don't change a thing.(If you're fielding suggestions, though, I am still semi-seriously interested in that frog t-shirt)
(DIR) Post #AYrc5psOMu5xgcRCwy by vantiss@kolektiva.social
2023-08-18T18:40:41Z
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@lowqualityfactsat least you already did do the most important thing: stopping with the nfts
(DIR) Post #AYrcDIn5GPxJOEW0SO by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T18:42:02Z
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@ErictheCerise Haha I am doing my best to make progress on the frog shirt!
(DIR) Post #AYrcNDM4KQlhQXbcES by helge@mas.to
2023-08-18T18:43:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's pretty clear when you add it all up. Here:Follow a lot of small people.Sell merch with French content warnings.Do double satire to cancel out the fascism.
(DIR) Post #AYrcm7095WeKxfDuQC by aram@aoir.social
2023-08-18T18:48:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts keep doing satire.
(DIR) Post #AYrcs95OFb4LAEYNWK by LevelUp@corteximplant.com
2023-08-18T18:49:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Add this to your list of things you're told to do:you(Your posts always make me day better!)
(DIR) Post #AYrcsmN8BZQv0Y9b5U by eiscomics@masto.ai
2023-08-18T18:49:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts welcome to my world, my friend :)
(DIR) Post #AYrd0JlkPlbic8GLnE by mhthaung@mastodon.scot
2023-08-18T18:50:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do it all! Simultaneously!
(DIR) Post #AYrdMinY2PMobwmtwO by robfrominternet@mastodon.beer
2023-08-18T18:54:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts welcome to life, where everything is made up and the rules don't matter
(DIR) Post #AYrdOfG4AdTsD93N3I by bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T18:55:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts I saw a beggar leaning on his wooden crutchHe said to me, "You must not ask for so much"And a pretty woman leaning in her darkened doorShe cried to me, "Hey, why not ask for more?"
(DIR) Post #AYrdWcSATz5ppRVUrQ by partnumber2@c.im
2023-08-18T18:56:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do you have any paracetamol for me? That maked my ‘ead ‘urt.
(DIR) Post #AYrdZmvhzJBNBopr7I by Coho@climatejustice.social
2023-08-18T18:57:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts I refuse to hide snakes and spiders as sensitive content
(DIR) Post #AYrdfHlukGxqIBsLh2 by steeph@todon.eu
2023-08-18T18:58:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts No Idea. I Have It!
(DIR) Post #AYrdh5s9xQVZxzeuye by KayVay@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T18:58:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts To that I shall add my unsolicited, but no less important advice:Ignore everyone and do you! 😊
(DIR) Post #AYrdl5DILlB554RmiG by Christo@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-18T18:59:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's varied
(DIR) Post #AYrdn1Z4t1u6LNYsKG by mensrea@freeradical.zone
2023-08-18T18:59:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts and, and <wags finger> it's follow "fewer" people, not "less"
(DIR) Post #AYrdoOdGbilCAzAv9k by ZILtoid1991@mastodon.world
2023-08-18T18:59:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do whatever to your heart's content
(DIR) Post #AYre2X97kYkMdSojQm by stux@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T19:02:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts you do you♥️🥰 finding a balance can be hard
(DIR) Post #AYreDSO5mZyv3w1kFk by dustin@publicgood.social
2023-08-18T19:04:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I agree with all those recommendations! 👍
(DIR) Post #AYreF6XVz47pshDi6K by freemo@qoto.org
2023-08-18T19:04:47Z
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@stux Dude dont you know, all sarcastic people are Trump supports and Nazis... BAN HIM!!!@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYreHjweRk5GfrEaPY by kpl@social.lol
2023-08-18T19:05:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Opinions are plentiful, but none of them get a vote, so do what you want.
(DIR) Post #AYreOpH322FHEF9ZeS by Noodles@universeodon.com
2023-08-18T18:16:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts This post should have a content warning for being a list because it may cause problems for disorganized people.
(DIR) Post #AYreaT1lZN1NhvYZ4S by Aviva_Gary@noc.social
2023-08-18T19:08:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts word but this is for everything...
(DIR) Post #AYrec1YMgm8f4pXxD6 by psetnik@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T19:08:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait, your stuff is SATIRE?? I've been using that with my second graders! (I'm not a teacher, I just collect second graders.)(I just creeped myself way the heck out.)
(DIR) Post #AYregj19234D2MFXyC by mypalmike@macaw.social
2023-08-18T19:09:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don't be such a labradoodle.
(DIR) Post #AYrel7qGg1ZvBgGDQ0 by grisish@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T19:10:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Quality post or should I say toot or something else 🤔 Moral of the story: No one does have any idea 😅
(DIR) Post #AYrf0K8xDsFHgQFRKK by lightninhopkins@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T19:13:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don't post lists. 😆 Kidding.
(DIR) Post #AYrfnO0ddd63rXkkhU by paul@notnull.click
2023-08-18T19:22:12.249551Z
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@Basic_Bench @lowqualityfacts Boost dogs, that's the only real rule
(DIR) Post #AYrgYI1vgc0oveiqRc by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-08-18T19:30:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Also sandwiches due to their inherent danger. You should put content warnings on any and all images of sandwiches.
(DIR) Post #AYrgdaPKmpcrNECASm by ultrasquid@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T19:31:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Mastodon userbase's Twitter origins shining through.
(DIR) Post #AYrh45FCl8lUXb5mHQ by toxomat@social.tchncs.de
2023-08-18T19:36:22Z
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@lowqualityfactsIt's an intelligence test.
(DIR) Post #AYrhlPSXTZPBglzLyS by squeevening@supernatural.fans
2023-08-18T19:44:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts WHUT
(DIR) Post #AYri67aP7gcwKzXlUu by KSargent@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T19:47:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Suggested alternate "Moral of the story" from a literal reply guy:- People are weird- You got where you are by doing what you think is right, not what other people think is right- Nod, smile, carry on
(DIR) Post #AYrjjB3QGLOOLEIu1o by jaycee@toot.community
2023-08-18T20:06:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts best to do your own thing I reckon. 💪✊
(DIR) Post #AYrjlpdwKC34nyeNiS by franoukwel@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T20:06:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYrk6QfsLxMtRmNSWe by SpiderOfMars@mastodontech.de
2023-08-18T20:10:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts @countcol I follow only people from whom I want to read the text. Even if it takes a long time.Buddy Guy said in a song: „Go by Feel“. That I do.Steve Jobs once said: „Don’t search for what is good for you or what you want. Instead cancel or get rid of what you don’t want. That leaves automatically what you want and prevents you from wasting precious time“. (Something in the form of that)
(DIR) Post #AYrkDuomg6C8xm77pY by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
2023-08-18T20:11:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts the ones about how many people you're following are right. Do those, then report back.
(DIR) Post #AYrkPsZWr2sLTKgQ4G by jollyrogue@social.tulsa.ok.us
2023-08-18T20:09:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts There’s a frog shirt?!? 🐸@ErictheCerise
(DIR) Post #AYrkqEsqWVDoCQHv28 by swordplay@linuxrocks.online
2023-08-18T20:18:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts The purity impulse, which is rooted in disgust, takes any form that allows it social power.
(DIR) Post #AYrmO62E1qx0YVNpFQ by ThisPlaceAgain@mas.to
2023-08-18T20:36:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don’t even try anymore.
(DIR) Post #AYrmegzIPJ1NnOvW2i by michaelvcooper1@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T20:39:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYromkPFmRMCcj2Ldw by obot50549535@left-tusk.com
2023-08-18T20:45:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nobody told you not to use passive voice? Must've been an oversight.
(DIR) Post #AYroqmB38cXbH4JXDE by genmaicha@stereophonic.space
2023-08-18T21:02:51.350447Z
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@lowqualityfacts the #1 rule of Mastodon is: have fun!
(DIR) Post #AYrpnqFbdW58zebsjA by poastoak@poa.st
2023-08-18T21:14:22.577347Z
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@lowqualityfacts BREAKING: Mastodon gay, more at 5
(DIR) Post #AYrprxagHxSMurQoTo by adiz@soc0.outrnat.nl
2023-08-18T21:14:05.740Z
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Don't use Mastodon + stay away from large Mastodon communities = have fun with cool people
(DIR) Post #AYrpuAXv5jePfyC2hE by teknomunk@apogee.polaris-1.work
2023-08-18T21:14:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts The moral of the story is: stop listening to random people you don't care about. Paying attention to the people you do care about is enough.
(DIR) Post #AYrpwmkc1C3qkFNSyG by gray@ryona.agency
2023-08-18T21:15:47.575403Z
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@adiz @lowqualityfacts No fun allowed on the Mastodon network
(DIR) Post #AYrq3fWBJ9EYL8uTGC by Pawlicker@bae.st
2023-08-18T21:17:13.845584Z
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@lowqualityfacts use pleroma bro 🤣
(DIR) Post #AYrq3xs74LTLGNJEwa by thegreatape@thechimp.zone
2023-08-18T21:17:16.834542Z
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- Run your own instance so you can shout nigger into the void and nobody can ban you
(DIR) Post #AYrq8ZnjzRuY3dSmps by Moon@shitposter.club
2023-08-18T21:18:02.886054Z
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@gray @lowqualityfacts @adiz please cw: racism, violence, politics, food, eye contact, dogs, insects, crustaceans, bats, birds, dinosaurs
(DIR) Post #AYrqGtuJ7XlIjQVJi4 by adiz@soc0.outrnat.nl
2023-08-18T21:19:17.427Z
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@Moon@shitposter.club The fact that "eye contact" is such a widely CW'd item tells you a lot about the sorts of people who use Mastodon. @gray@ryona.agency @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #AYrqHbb0geTCEJoWjw by gray@ryona.agency
2023-08-18T21:19:32.364242Z
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@Moon @lowqualityfacts @adiz please CW: peanutsI’m highly allergic
(DIR) Post #AYrqKW0PvZkJlF5MKe by CentaurBreeder@bae.st
2023-08-18T21:20:16.423340Z
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@Moon @lowqualityfacts @gray @adiz why dinosaurs? Fucking fascist
(DIR) Post #AYrqLp6EQHWfGjQe8m by gray@ryona.agency
2023-08-18T21:20:23.197656Z
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@adiz @lowqualityfacts @Moon cw for food posts is ridiculous too
(DIR) Post #AYrqNv8WwqbmZVVJlw by graf@poa.st
2023-08-18T21:20:52.833458Z
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@lowqualityfacts moral of the story is mastodon is fucking gay
(DIR) Post #AYrqQhg9RLhXhaYb3Y by gray@ryona.agency
2023-08-18T21:21:16.949659Z
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@CentaurBreeder @lowqualityfacts @Moon @adiz they have extreme ptsd from Jurassic park
(DIR) Post #AYrqRyaY3X9yR5Xjn6 by adiz@soc0.outrnat.nl
2023-08-18T21:21:00.517Z
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@gray@ryona.agency I hate Mastodon-Fedi so much, bros. @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social @Moon@shitposter.club
(DIR) Post #AYrqS92ZCDVuqsjFqq by nukie@boymoder.biz
2023-08-18T21:21:39.276329Z
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@lowqualityfacts nobody told you to kill yourself yet? Better fix thatKILL YOURSELF :Letsgo:
(DIR) Post #AYrqWtV6Or1s6WLC9A by CentaurBreeder@bae.st
2023-08-18T21:22:28.345100Z
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@gray @lowqualityfacts @Moon @adiz oh damn. Thats really rough
(DIR) Post #AYrqZ7j2U2AsnhvH1s by remember_to_log_off@mastodo.neoliber.al
2023-08-18T21:22:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I saw someone saying not to use content warnings because it hides important stuff for activismSo then I decided I no longer care about the CW discourse and will just keep using my intuition in good faith.
(DIR) Post #AYrqcjXQLxyqwYDA1Y by AshChapelsGhost@poa.st
2023-08-18T21:23:34.396638Z
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@lowqualityfacts Block those nitwits. Your life will improve.
(DIR) Post #AYrqjCYhMuGcgctLBQ by AshChapelsGhost@poa.st
2023-08-18T21:24:44.500653Z
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@CentaurBreeder @Moon @lowqualityfacts @adiz I got repeatedly bodied by an ajanoth in Monster Hunter World and now pictures of T-rexes make me cry like a little fag bitch.
(DIR) Post #AYrr1ziDM76MLVItG4 by gucciloafers@poa.st
2023-08-18T21:28:08.178636Z
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@adiz @lowqualityfacts Big problem is Mastodon instances block everyone who doesn't toe the line so he may not even be able to see your post. Most Mastodon users are gay little totalitarians who thought Jack Dorsey/Elon Musk's ADL-controlled platform didn't ban enough people.
(DIR) Post #AYrrZTpmNqfxK8oFGq by sun_eater@goreslut.xyz
2023-08-18T21:34:07.661652Z
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@lowqualityfacts it amuses me no one said you are unfunny yet
(DIR) Post #AYrrbhOExEdzwgzCVM by Tony@clew.lol
2023-08-18T21:34:34.611157Z
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Literally the lowest quality facts I’ve ever seen
(DIR) Post #AYrrirMUHJ3itpa4Po by sun_eater@goreslut.xyz
2023-08-18T21:35:51.515671Z
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@Tony @lowqualityfacts it should be named low quality instead, cos everything about it is low quality
(DIR) Post #AYrrjGlro5DNhmeBwe by lina@eientei.org
2023-08-18T21:35:48.043829Z
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@sun_eater @lowqualityfacts well, be the first then
(DIR) Post #AYrrpL3wlP5ckjzwKO by sun_eater@goreslut.xyz
2023-08-18T21:37:01.103228Z
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@lina @lowqualityfacts i think i just did, if they have good enough interpretation skills
(DIR) Post #AYrrykqgGFTrKiHajI by lina@eientei.org
2023-08-18T21:38:36.474770Z
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@sun_eater @lowqualityfacts chances are you'll be the last too cuz instances like that can't handle even a little bit of negativity
(DIR) Post #AYrsNVRweQlSoVW0mm by gavinisdie@masto.ai
2023-08-18T21:43:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts as they say, you could be the perfect peqch. But some people don't like peaches
(DIR) Post #AYrsVYVPAp1sbjyJxQ by sun_eater@goreslut.xyz
2023-08-18T21:44:39.434454Z
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@lina @lowqualityfacts i don't doubt it but as long as they know it
(DIR) Post #AYrssqIZBal8S54SQK by lina@eientei.org
2023-08-18T21:48:47.793829Z
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@sun_eater @lowqualityfacts happens i guess
(DIR) Post #AYrszpprJ1ff2iyevo by Tony@clew.lol
2023-08-18T21:50:09.172369Z
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I agreed - and honestly terrible facts. At least this user delivers
(DIR) Post #AYrt3UBHl55z2cjxho by sun_eater@goreslut.xyz
2023-08-18T21:50:46.892972Z
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@Tony @lowqualityfacts idk, they sound like they think it os funny
(DIR) Post #AYrtHAbrJyDcObh9rE by Tony@clew.lol
2023-08-18T21:53:16.750686Z
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Mmmmmm 🤔They followed me and unfollowed me - obviously they don’t understand humor
(DIR) Post #AYrtLbeAjsT9PPtO8u by sun_eater@goreslut.xyz
2023-08-18T21:54:03.949613Z
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@Tony @lowqualityfacts they follow me on my disqordia alt i thinkOr on my hidamari alt, i don't remember
(DIR) Post #AYruB6HuZmt5D12CFE by motalley@mastodon.online
2023-08-18T22:03:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts How dare you openly refer to dogs
(DIR) Post #AYruzAwfXBpe8HyZiS by epp@social.vivaldi.net
2023-08-18T22:12:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would advise everyone to use alt text to describe any photos or images attached to a Toot.
(DIR) Post #AYrxPqGqi3EVjsG5Wi by Magooish@mas.to
2023-08-18T22:39:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Here’s what I recommend everyone do on Mastodon.Have fun, follow who you want, post the things you want, be kind as a rule and pretend the bossy ones don’t exist.Works for me so far.
(DIR) Post #AYryH1ff3R6GRaDxRI by NewSammyChan@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T22:49:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts you should do that. Completely. But due to that. You get a new follow.
(DIR) Post #AYryWd4EIYKKlo9jUG by doctorambient@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T22:51:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts You are screwing up, this is a high quality fact.
(DIR) Post #AYs1CxwhGL6bauwq36 by FortuitousMess@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-18T23:21:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts the great thing about mastodon.. other people can mute or block you if they don’t like your content. Ignore the haters. Do what you want.
(DIR) Post #AYs1MJsr4CesExbxaK by obi0bi@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T23:23:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts ok, so I'm following you now, that means I gotta unfollow someone else?
(DIR) Post #AYs2uSSNnaPAd44UPw by Ray_Of_Sunlight@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T23:41:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts people just contradict themselves all the time, there's no consistence in their actions or words, they simply make no sense. Also, who are they to say you "Deserve to make money?"
(DIR) Post #AYs4MhmiVG7aELcEOO by arose62@aus.social
2023-08-18T23:57:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you're going to do translations, will you also please do Esperanto ?
(DIR) Post #AYs6aw44PK98Tte6Fs by PadreWil@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-19T00:22:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I reply and/or write WHATEVER I WANT, within reason and I try to stay ON topic here on mastodon because I can. It allows me to exercise my 1st Amendment rights as an Amer. citizen, voice my opinion, if anyone cares and it does help keep up with spelling and writing skills. ☮️💙
(DIR) Post #AYs6dwr5vLsZno0sUa by SonofaGeorge@mstdn.ca
2023-08-19T00:23:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Satire? Satire? You’re telling me it’s all satire?
(DIR) Post #AYs6kPUGNusqL7Po4u by PadreWil@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-19T00:23:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well FIRST of all …. Moral and trump do not belong in same sentence. 🙂
(DIR) Post #AYs9hK849IkeiRFiVM by davidnelsonnm@mas.to
2023-08-19T00:57:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just tell people that “low quality” doesn’t always refer to facts. Then let them figure that out.
(DIR) Post #AYsBSGcP7S7zONOJU0 by roque@mastodon.social
2023-08-19T01:16:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts There are only two things I wish for CW on: close-up pictures of bugs, and gifs of the earth from space. Both based on particular phobias of mine. But I’ve been told that makes me anti-science, so I just try to scroll by really fast.
(DIR) Post #AYsGSjEBFZAbtR6Gem by Daedalus@arasaka.vip
2023-08-19T02:13:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just to even it out, you should start doing satire because it is enabling fascism and will get Trump reelected
(DIR) Post #AYsWTg0eId0HT5FF9U by sixpiipes@mstdn.social
2023-08-19T05:12:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts bruh moment. However I can understand for the French translation thing, majority of French make haven’t learned English the proper way to understand/speak it but don’t want to be left out. Since Esperanto isn’t a thing I also get that every nation wants to have a part of the internet in their language.Also please make whatever you want to do.
(DIR) Post #AYsdy5L5O8eEORFcye by shimmershake@ryona.agency
2023-08-19T00:57:43.844972Z
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@thegreatape @lowqualityfacts echo nigger > /dev/null
(DIR) Post #AYsmIswVTLmZf2BRD6 by sellathechemist@mastodon.social
2023-08-19T08:09:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Shall I be the umpteenth pedant who suggests “fewer” people?
(DIR) Post #AYt1aW5UgTyZInFigC by selzero@syzito.xyz
2023-08-19T11:01:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts This platform is free and open source. Use it freely.
(DIR) Post #AYuKvIYsGHpBihZtS4 by DAR@med-mastodon.com
2023-08-20T02:12:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts it really has been a disappointment
(DIR) Post #AYuSyCC1CCnMTCmPGS by Gillick@hachyderm.io
2023-08-20T03:42:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts -- Thanks for being here!
(DIR) Post #AYvf72WZuBd9hML8me by Tertle950@mastodon.social
2023-08-20T17:33:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Like all mildly technical stuff, Masto has elitists.Your federated house is "owned" by no less than three HOAs.
(DIR) Post #AYvgChmw0yJH4tFwBs by Tertle950@mastodon.social
2023-08-20T17:39:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
(DIR) Post #AYvgCiXNEJSNOuz1Zg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-20T17:45:36Z
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@Tertle950 Beautiful handwriting.
(DIR) Post #AYvgD1dkCqqGeB6sds by Tertle950@mastodon.social
2023-08-20T17:45:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts At least they're not hypocrites! People on #Mastodon put content warnings on some of the most mundane things.I wish there was an option to automatically unroll them.
(DIR) Post #AZj5Y9zk7jMINOXXl2 by darthwonka@mastodon.world
2023-09-13T13:50:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts #mastedon the right way
(DIR) Post #AZjXCu4GwStrcCJKts by danwentzel@urbanists.social
2023-09-13T19:00:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just ignore the Mastodon HOA and post what you want. If any image is NSFW, that put behind a content warning.
(DIR) Post #AZjXErfgp5j6lHkQWO by EchoTango5179@fosstodon.org
2023-09-13T19:00:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I feel like you should(n't) do all the things you should(n't) do.Maybe.
(DIR) Post #AZjXFg8pB2jzI7lOsK by odessa@dobbs.town
2023-09-13T19:00:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Stop doing satire? Certainly not. @RevXenoFact and I discussed this not too long ago. What we need is MORE mockery, not less.
(DIR) Post #AZjXHFp20D8cF7Fyd6 by tryst@meow.social
2023-09-13T19:01:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts s/less/fewer/g </jk>
(DIR) Post #AZjXIVtJk8ueMzrV8i by paninid@mastodon.world
2023-09-13T19:01:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts People are messy. The alternative is machine-driven algorithms.I know what I prefer and so what if it’s Soylent Green!?!
(DIR) Post #AZjXPQcpihdC46RtVQ by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-09-13T19:02:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts You should do ALL of those things and NONE of those things.Don't you want to succeed and fail?
(DIR) Post #AZjXaBYI6PJkVASBWq by ashesofisar@dice.camp
2023-09-13T19:04:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts How about, "Keep doing what you're doing because it makes us smile!"
(DIR) Post #AZjXfVybamRlILIrMO by ruckerworks@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-13T19:05:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Keep it up. What you do is awesome and those who don't 'get it' had their sense of humor surgically removed at birth.
(DIR) Post #AZjXuRw8tUgp6rGy5A by geekyonion@onionslices.social
2023-09-13T19:08:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mastodon seems to be a complicated place! Full of opinions.
(DIR) Post #AZjY28MVYYbuiTGkGO by NovaNaturalist@mstdn.ca
2023-09-13T19:09:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts "I have no idea" - perhaps your best quality fact so far?
(DIR) Post #AZjY3ed54Zij55kJ96 by aggualaqisaaq@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-13T19:09:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts -follow more bot accounts-stop doing satire and start doing farce-only put content warnings on things that are generally agreed to be inoffensive-use alt-text to translate your posts into Klingon-instead of doing a Patreon, set up a scam charity -sell weed, not merch-always take unsolicited advice from anonymous strangers in the comments section
(DIR) Post #AZjY5QL9AejdLKCXSq by schreibmax@troet.cafe
2023-09-13T19:10:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts …or other people have no clue. 😃Hope you continue to evolve as you see best fit.
(DIR) Post #AZjY6vA2486TDmiTYG by Grant_M@mastodon.social
2023-09-13T19:10:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Confirmation you’re doing it very well indeed! ❤️
(DIR) Post #AZjYJPV35koOn6VBlg by howlinhobbit@musicians.today
2023-09-13T19:12:39Z
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@lowqualityfactsjoke ‘em if they can’t take a fuck. too many people seem to think they’re the masters of us all and we’re required to obey their every whim. sadly, many of them are utter idiots.hard nope there.
(DIR) Post #AZjZ3dxVfKVMxJrO1w by JorisMeys@mstdn.social
2023-09-13T19:21:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts you'd almost think Mastodon is filled with ... people ?!
(DIR) Post #AZjZGbNqYFhUjXMG48 by nantucketebooks@fosstodon.org
2023-09-13T19:23:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Those t-shirts that have the Joy Division album art but say Depeche Mode seem to sell well, so maybe there's a market for LQF t-shirts.
(DIR) Post #AZjZOKRdPiLOVzoXyK by ChrisWere@toot.wales
2023-09-13T19:24:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Surly low quality facts is likely to attract low quality feedback, right?
(DIR) Post #AZjZVmPTq18JH6MLku by jahanson@infosec.exchange
2023-09-13T19:25:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts that last one was a doozie lol
(DIR) Post #AZjZe8HEQAJzPWU4oa by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-09-13T19:27:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts you just do one thing a day
(DIR) Post #AZjbVKt6MgGVpB8AOu by StrangeNoises@mastodon.social
2023-09-13T19:48:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts can't believe you weren't told to follow *fewer* people, someone really slipped up there. 😉
(DIR) Post #AZjbkHEkDln4qSNWhE by sethlombardy@saturation.social
2023-09-13T19:51:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts i like the chris rock line in dogma that goes sorta like “i think it’s better to have ideas than beliefs” and his reasoning was that it’s harder to change a belief. this leaves ideas re: mutability. i think you do have an idea but it’s not quite fully realized. not saying you’re aiming to invent the lightbulb, but you are reasonably demarcated by your style, sense of humor, and conveniently for my say here: you often present disclaimers. see dogma disclaimer re: platypus :)
(DIR) Post #AZjfPXIph15mPMekFc by jojm@mastodon.social
2023-09-13T20:32:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts The objectively correct list Sell merch to make more money (you deserve it)Follow whoever you want Idk about alt texts 🤷♂️
(DIR) Post #AZjj6ddsIZgyNrk73g by readyforanything@toad.social
2023-09-13T21:13:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your one of the best things about this place. I just wish there were more people posting consistently excellent content like you. I'm probably not going to step up, but I really appreciate your work.
(DIR) Post #AZjkawY4fYYhfA2n4K by imbou@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-13T21:30:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts What about flapjacks? Anyone say anything about flapjacks? Ok I want to mention if no one else has, flapjacks.
(DIR) Post #AZjuRBNHgtp4I4yuZ6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-13T23:20:39Z
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@readyforanything Haha thank you for the kind words, I genuinely appreciate it!
(DIR) Post #AZjw4BZB0m6e8KhpU8 by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-09-13T23:38:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just have fun, you're doing fine.
(DIR) Post #AZjxJllCpDkKgXKM1w by SkipHuffman@astrodon.social
2023-09-13T23:52:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZlaQ6C1W9dWLBPt1U by Milkman76@mastodon.social
2023-09-14T18:45:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts new users (read: neoliberals who want you to vote Biden and never, ever 3rd party) flooded into mastodon over the last 2 years and brought their... arguments and demands with them, leading to attempts to build bigger arguments and schisms into the more chilled out mastodon communities. They really weren't here much 2018-2020, but now they are here thanks to Musk....
(DIR) Post #AZlbfhcGlEF6hlhHMm by MisterMadge@universeodon.com
2023-09-14T18:38:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Really right factism and really wrong factism