Post AYrOitqc8dG1wGL5u4 by aschnefuenfzehn@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AXvOtwrSyrd6xOyMgy by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-21T16:39:36Z
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I love Shakespeare.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXvP0pjlrmBqtBekTo by bioluminescently@disabled.social
2023-07-21T16:40:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts "What fruit salad from yonder kitchen breaks? It is the fridge, and this grapefruit is the sun!"
(DIR) Post #AXvQ5MqSoVXwgTVq6a by PetterOfCats@mastodon.world
2023-07-21T16:52:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts this would explain why the roomful of monkeys were trying to write about him.
(DIR) Post #AXvQpVACDcgznsjyvg by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-07-21T17:01:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts This was particularly notable because bananas had not been invented yet.
(DIR) Post #AXvTo9VzWOKOEcz2HY by hanbruder@ecoevo.social
2023-07-21T17:34:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts now i want one too!
(DIR) Post #AXvdFATGyQkMbffWDo by m0xee@social.librem.one
2023-07-21T19:20:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Marlowe had one too — that is how they've figured out they were the same person 🤓
(DIR) Post #AXvk11alt8uSh4NZQ0 by AirlockDoc@c.im
2023-07-21T20:36:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Of course he had a banana tattoo. He was a music lover. It was there for scale.
(DIR) Post #AYrJv2EqGfH7fNdffM by ottaross@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T15:17:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just for scale. #bananaForScale
(DIR) Post #AYrJvQXRv8Q522Ws08 by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-18T15:16:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts it wasn’t supposed to be a banana
(DIR) Post #AYrK80pUoiJl3syIQC by SkipHuffman@astrodon.social
2023-08-18T15:19:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Anything Shakespeare wrote that a modern person has trouble understanding is probably a dick joke.
(DIR) Post #AYrKWMURw2hLBsjoG0 by finley@transden.lgbt
2023-08-18T15:23:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought everyone knew this? He had this done so he'd always remember bananas during the Great Banana Famine of 1432.
(DIR) Post #AYrKqZ8obmu4DdFizo by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-08-18T15:27:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think he wrote a sonnet about it.
(DIR) Post #AYrMce0duaf5Agv4Iy by Crowjane@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-18T15:47:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Most folks don’t realize that he wrote about his love of bananas.Bananas are made to peel, skin to toss,Dainties to taste, fresh beauty for the use,Tropical the smell, with notes of sweet to bear;Things growing to themselves are growth's abuse, Skin spring from seeds, and slipping breedeth comedy ; Thou wast no banana; to get it is thy punchline…
(DIR) Post #AYrNUElzxIPqXYcnKK by afeeney@universeodon.com
2023-08-18T15:28:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts "There's always money in the banana stand." The Fruit Merchant of Venice
(DIR) Post #AYrOitqc8dG1wGL5u4 by aschnefuenfzehn@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T16:10:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Of course.Two B. or not to B. means Two bananas are better than none :)
(DIR) Post #AYrSLVqRc5hueTMb3I by jackcole@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T16:51:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts He said it made him more a peeling.
(DIR) Post #AYrpj7zCGlSGYCgebw by manuelcaeiro@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T21:13:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts It was not a banana. John Cleeves told me once that it was a yellow 'cowcumber'. He had it tattooed when he married, at the age of 18. (I would bet you didn't know he was married to Anne Hathaway.)