Post AYrJsWGu9GETwbP7Ds by sendtherunners@mstdn.ca
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(DIR) Post #AYr5XLMQ7axQfGzaUq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T12:35:53Z
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That is fair.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYr5bVrszrQUPZhMMS by moku@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T12:36:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts this one is actually believable, especially if you replace 'goose' with 'swan'
(DIR) Post #AYr5f4qnOCrtmBt6qO by DemocracySpot@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T12:37:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Or giving the evil eye to a gander innit.
(DIR) Post #AYr5k3LcP8X2Yyg4eG by DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club
2023-08-18T12:38:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Geese are horrible creatures
(DIR) Post #AYr5oX4Bqtm1tQf54y by phi1997@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T12:39:00Z
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@lowqualityfactsIt's one of those laws that exists because having the action be its own punishment wasn't enough
(DIR) Post #AYr5qmlETLnL9Aruy0 by aschnefuenfzehn@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T12:39:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts But it's of course ok, to yell at Swans. These are Asshole Birds ;)
(DIR) Post #AYr60XVY2NjGjjBR0y by jolskykosh@mastodon.world
2023-08-18T12:41:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts only an Untitled Goose.
(DIR) Post #AYr6FRXyTwh8apQQ52 by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-08-18T12:43:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts God bless the English for making such fine laws when they are drunk!
(DIR) Post #AYr6ZRxieE4ffl0UMa by TonyJWells@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T12:47:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Shouting at a swan is treason.
(DIR) Post #AYr6a3Eg48clH4E3Qu by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-18T12:47:30Z
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@lowqualityfactsUnfairly, there is no law against a goose raising its voice at you.
(DIR) Post #AYr6bfIM30z3bQiP32 by Roundcat@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T12:47:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's nothing but Propagander!
(DIR) Post #AYr6yueV7FuptP9w80 by Lar@plush.city
2023-08-18T12:52:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts but they won't fine the geese when they raise their voice at me? Fuck the system
(DIR) Post #AYr7aSnX7sOiVZI1Pk by Cerhn@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T12:58:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts most locals still haven't gotten it, though
(DIR) Post #AYr80Guxv12DBx4Y8O by RolloTreadway@neurodifferent.me
2023-08-18T13:03:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts But if you have a falling out with a goose, a fine really is the least of your problems.
(DIR) Post #AYr8fhHQoCrkpHKkgC by alexshendi@rollenspiel.social
2023-08-18T13:10:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think this tradition dates back to the Romans!
(DIR) Post #AYr9NVMeTMqEbyfGtM by jrod3737@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T13:18:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Geese are such jerks
(DIR) Post #AYr9fWU339SZINiS00 by tobyink@toots.toby.ink
2023-08-18T13:22:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's actually the whole of the UK, except Scotland. Because Scottish people hate geese.
(DIR) Post #AYrAKrVlm2j6NvEW12 by eeyorc@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T13:29:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts This one seems like it could be real.
(DIR) Post #AYrAzLAcvDDDxCe4XI by simoto_revolution@kafeneio.social
2023-08-18T13:36:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Bloody geese :nkoevil:
(DIR) Post #AYrBFmzvECiQtNTvSi by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T13:39:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Are you turning into the "guess which are facts and which aren't" kind of poster???Because I can't be sure if this isn't true!We still have the law that you cannot walk your pig on Boston Common on Sundays.
(DIR) Post #AYrCVrXyBLnHaYdSUa by flakyfred@mastodon.online
2023-08-18T13:54:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Or point and laugh at a swan.
(DIR) Post #AYrClxazSdCiyvixl2 by ayayay@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T13:56:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts In England, you can be goosed if you raise your voice when fined
(DIR) Post #AYrDLseBKw0A3jLSPw by SkipHuffman@astrodon.social
2023-08-18T14:03:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts therefore the phrase "He wouldn't say 'Boo' to a goose"
(DIR) Post #AYrGbkez6FQpmdypKC by drwormau@aus.social
2023-08-18T14:39:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts If a Goose raises its voice to you then you can eat it for Christmas dinner.
(DIR) Post #AYrJsWGu9GETwbP7Ds by sendtherunners@mstdn.ca
2023-08-18T15:16:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts According to The Wire... In Baltimore, if a duck walks into a bar you have to buy it a drink.
(DIR) Post #AYrN5FzaHltX584Gwq by Edelruth@mastodon.online
2023-08-18T15:52:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts ... By the goose, and that's some scary.. stuff.A garage situated on my walk from home to the sweet shop had geese roaming outside it. They were the gauntlet I had to run to go buy a pack of crisps.It's only as an adult that I realise they were probably functioning as guard animals.I love how your nonsense triggers streams of conciousness of my own.
(DIR) Post #AYrRvlc4MhtS1iMa48 by TimWardCam@c.im
2023-08-18T16:46:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts OTOH (if I've remembered this correctly) it's fine to *shoot* a goose first and apply for permission to do so after the fact (in appropriate circumstances).
(DIR) Post #AYrSzRjIKjBTTJ3qfA by jackcole@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T16:58:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts but not at a hoarse.
(DIR) Post #AYrZIB9SnFBhHccJE0 by viagematomica@vira-lata.org
2023-08-18T18:09:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYrZihrFoZ3IFVkUj2 by BigMcLargeHuge@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T18:14:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts DUCK, DUCK, *whispers* goose.
(DIR) Post #AZiC8tYCdAm6enb8xk by Plumbert@thecanadian.social
2023-09-13T03:29:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts The only thing that makes this fact low quality is that it is swans, not geese, which are protected
(DIR) Post #AZiDGtx57fQaAkcIHg by LeviKornelsen@dice.camp
2023-09-13T03:42:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts - This is known as "adding insult to injury".
(DIR) Post #AZiDuVnmKbIYr79XlI by djsf@fosstodon.org
2023-09-13T03:49:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts geese deserve our respect
(DIR) Post #AZiGq7bidy9AWQ6uFE by baruch@babka.social
2023-09-13T04:22:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts … because all geese belong to the king.
(DIR) Post #AZiIoSfXZ94tAlEYlM by jeffc@mastodon.online
2023-09-13T04:44:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Few realize that this is, in fact, a public safety provision, like being fined for J-walking.There is no similar fine for raising your voice at a swan. In such situations, most legislative bodies agree that evolution should simply take its course.
(DIR) Post #AZiXpWAHYJqxcIZhQ0 by AmatAnand@mas.to
2023-09-13T07:32:35Z
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@lowqualityfactsThe fine is a silver sixpence, as is traditional. You are also knighted for you courage!