Post AYnHd1igTr3qIx2iMS by waotzi@stereophonic.space
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 (DIR) Post #AYnGjP56R4esXi0Pxo by newt@stereophonic.space
       2023-08-16T16:21:34.532641Z
       
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       Weird evening. I’ve just been almost hit by a car three times in usually calm streets :akko_unamused:
       
 (DIR) Post #AYnHTHRRAkNYAYKPce by eal@post.ebin.club
       2023-08-16T16:30:47.426395Z
       
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       @newt usually calm -> driver thinks it will be empty this time too
       
 (DIR) Post #AYnHUIuhBYDT1XVATQ by pesekcuy@stereophonic.space
       2023-08-16T16:31:00.741667Z
       
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       @newt you win a pretty glass plate (common local jokes when you have experienced similar fate three times in a row)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYnHd1igTr3qIx2iMS by waotzi@stereophonic.space
       2023-08-16T16:32:33.607985Z
       
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       @newt nooooo, we need you here on stereophonic, no more going outside. It's too dangerous
       
 (DIR) Post #AYnIO2W3L000NuYHsO by ErikUden@mastodon.de
       2023-08-16T16:23:42Z
       
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       @newt God is tryna send a message
       
 (DIR) Post #AYnIO3CEo9k8UkHyd6 by newt@stereophonic.space
       2023-08-16T16:39:22.237741Z
       
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       @ErikUden he should leave it with my big titted personal assistant while I’m skating.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYnIlDOd3Etun189JI by newt@stereophonic.space
       2023-08-16T16:41:27.484648Z
       
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       @eal they all use google maps for navigation. Perchance, google is trying to murder me :akko_aaa:
       
 (DIR) Post #AYnKEPXJ5tLmnEfuoC by mar77i@gleasonator.com
       2023-08-16T17:01:45.483645Z
       
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       @newt @eal Google maps is a terrible way to travel unfamiliar terrain. Has been in 2016, even.https://arstechnica.com/cars/2016/05/death-by-gps/
       
 (DIR) Post #AYnLoDxXiJSXGdaUb2 by newt@stereophonic.space
       2023-08-16T17:17:08.660332Z
       
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       @mar77i @eal I’m in the city. It’s mostly fine here, most drivers use it braindead.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYnNlUbtY8njwsHsFk by amiloradovsky@stereophonic.space
       2023-08-16T17:41:19.228058Z
       
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       @newt was it the same car all three times? this could explain why calm streets were chosen…
       
 (DIR) Post #AYnRzMpPgAlHgTTvRg by newt@stereophonic.space
       2023-08-16T18:26:09.978604Z
       
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       @pesekcuy hmmm.. what does count as in a row?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYnSDYnjxcIus7T10q by pesekcuy@stereophonic.space
       2023-08-16T18:30:18.189209Z
       
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       @newt they're "in a row" simply if one notices you did/had the peculiar thing more than once. It originated from local dish soap promo; you can trade three empty sachets of them for one glass plate.