Post AYmCS2ZaH3d2pvlhVQ by DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club
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 (DIR) Post #AXpvxR1rPDZ0vbLS2C by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-07-19T01:21:40Z
       
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       I think Abe was right.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AXpwFHLy7OoY8FG7vc by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-07-19T01:24:58Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsThis is a lie. Cats are just humans in disguise. Haven’t you ever heard of furries?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXpwKZQaLTOndXwRf6 by motel@mstdn.party
       2023-07-19T01:25:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Hmmm, maybe, or maybe humans are reincarnated into cats?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXpxl4O9xKjp8y0UAS by 72mz@mstdn.party
       2023-07-19T01:41:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Jackasses also have that capability.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXpyJ7d2PrxV2QCfwG by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
       2023-07-19T01:48:05Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I think he was a cat.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXpzUfmxqlN47huzUu by hudsonart@mastodon.social
       2023-07-19T02:01:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts He was also a Vampire Hunter. Cool dude.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXq3AHcGPfunB7Ri3U by EchoTango5179@fosstodon.org
       2023-07-19T02:42:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Was Lincoln ever owned by a cat?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXq4daAKcqEt3oupxg by PaulDitz@mstdn.party
       2023-07-19T02:58:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AXq7BixEegis4ZCKK8 by desafinado@mastodon.social
       2023-07-19T03:27:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts who talked?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXqGRANlrNv34Q32B6 by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
       2023-07-19T05:11:12Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts He believed this because he was in fact a cat himself.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXqIXECalsSsYwpyJk by MisterNobody@mas.to
       2023-07-19T05:34:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts which is why he was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth, who was actually 14 cats in an I’ll-fitting suit.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXqJgAaPgSjZuPo62i by WiseWords@mas.to
       2023-07-19T05:47:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It is called Transfiguration. 🐱 🎩  ✨ Cats have long been associated with witchcraft, so it could be plausible that people would be suspicious about them.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXrGloZsJqTwgQW0yO by Mayana@dragonscave.space
       2023-07-19T16:46:49Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Oh, they could. They just don't bother most of the time, because ... look, why would you want to be  a human when you can be a cat?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYlJPeoc8deF5zeJvs by jonathankoren@sfba.social
       2023-08-15T17:42:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Lincoln was killed by a cat to keep this fact quiet.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYlX8YDqnQvt5EBszw by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
       2023-08-15T20:16:03Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Catwoman
       
 (DIR) Post #AYltwsRa5MahGn11Xs by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
       2023-08-16T00:32:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That's why we had to silence him. Our secrets must be kept.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYm7v3N9sfR5wYyHzs by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
       2023-08-16T03:08:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts meow
       
 (DIR) Post #AYmCS2ZaH3d2pvlhVQ by DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club
       2023-08-16T03:59:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The cats killed him to keep it quiet.  John Wilkes Booth was a cat in disguise.