Post AYfHGZ8rn9kYtemdFY by LeftOfKarlMarx@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AYefECKtofbVKOr6Dg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-12T12:44:31Z
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How fun.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYefKYWCFwkTrXAgWu by Heliograph@mastodon.au
2023-08-12T12:45:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts until the stinging starts 😆🙈
(DIR) Post #AYefYaHOVLqZNYw9FA by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-08-12T12:48:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts A group of party plates is called a plateyparty.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AYehrFdtemOImiUVoO by stadsplanering@mastodon.nu
2023-08-12T13:14:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts And I who thought it was called platypussies… 🤦♂️🤦♂️Thank you for making it clear to us all!
(DIR) Post #AYeijPk2KCZDkBBpaa by camstonefaux@furry.engineer
2023-08-12T13:23:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts And here I thought it was a plattique. (whispers) WTF… with BBQ sauce?!
(DIR) Post #AYekMwlnYlM5QZQcng by MaskedXLunar@mastodon.social
2023-08-12T13:42:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts a platyparty? *brown hats appear out of nowhere and place them on the platapus* PERRY THE PLATTPARTY??? (…i swear someone else made this joke I can feel it)
(DIR) Post #AYexMR0kw8nIKkVjWa by manuelcaeiro@mastodon.social
2023-08-12T16:07:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Platypuses? Does that word exist?
(DIR) Post #AYeykRXOjN5Ms2n5fc by GordonIsenburg@mastodon.social
2023-08-12T16:23:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts As a self-identifying human platypus, I must object to this label.Clearly, we defy classification.
(DIR) Post #AYf4Lo6oH3j5MKzSoS by IDIC@mastodon.social
2023-08-12T17:26:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ooh quick I need to go but a party platter for the platyparty
(DIR) Post #AYfCFQKYZFj5VYt4i0 by Felipe_B@mastodon.social
2023-08-12T18:54:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts why isn't it called ornithorinc and they had to made up a completely separate word for english?
(DIR) Post #AYfHGZ8rn9kYtemdFY by LeftOfKarlMarx@mastodon.social
2023-08-12T19:50:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts A group of octopuses are called an octoposse.
(DIR) Post #AYfIlpkMCpInKInDQe by Emeraldbuddha@social.vivaldi.net
2023-08-12T20:07:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts why isn't it called a platytude?
(DIR) Post #AYfJsMvFs7hVuXZPpA by folktale@mastodon.social
2023-08-12T20:20:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Never forget: baby platypuses are called puggles and look like this 😍
(DIR) Post #AYfOGG5jJxDLUX7IzQ by rm4@mstdn.social
2023-08-12T20:45:23Z
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@folktale @lowqualityfacts Reminds me of the Ardenian alien from Solo
(DIR) Post #AYfOGGqsUevbqlAxTk by folktale@mastodon.social
2023-08-12T20:57:09Z
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@rm4 @lowqualityfacts Ah, absolutely! That’s the one! 💯 😆
(DIR) Post #AYfOGHc1fMdsCzEby4 by PhilGastwirth@worldkey.io
2023-08-12T21:09:12Z
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@folktaleSorry to come bursting in, but figured youd want to know as this photo once fooled me https://www.ladbible.com/community/viral-viral-picture-of-baby-platypus-isnt-actually-a-baby-platypus-20200218@rm4 @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYfOYtMK3zleUSlMhs by rm4@mstdn.social
2023-08-12T21:12:33Z
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@PhilGastwirth @folktale @lowqualityfacts Lies. Deceptions! The darkside clouds everything heh heh. Thanks for the truth. Too cute to be true heh heh
(DIR) Post #AYfOwya6Iau3dXgwxk by folktale@mastodon.social
2023-08-12T21:16:55Z
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@PhilGastwirth @rm4 @lowqualityfacts Thanks for letting me know! Didn’t check my sources! Updated my post.
(DIR) Post #AYfQBba2CMoMb9CTxo by teledyn@mstdn.ca
2023-08-12T21:30:38Z
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@PhilGastwirthHa! Jokes on him! The Stone Platypus actually does exist…@folktale @rm4 @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYgSFueTcuPhyMQ62S by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
2023-08-13T09:28:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Did you know they are venomous? They have spurs on their legs inject venom in self defence. That's not a low quality fact or funny in any way...well, maybe it's a little funny. Imagine having to tell someone that your in hospital because you were nearly killed by a platypus.
(DIR) Post #AZZYWhUbPBHSUeMdBg by babouille@piaille.fr
2023-09-08T23:27:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts #dadjoke
(DIR) Post #AZZboS9pSVyI0WnvCy by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-09-09T00:04:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts So that would make a platypus the original party animal from which all other party animals are descended
(DIR) Post #AZZbzdMC9ydDvYv5CC by antimonyore@mastodon.social
2023-09-09T00:06:52Z
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(DIR) Post #AZaTtLBQkUuNHkHb60 by danmcd@hostux.social
2023-09-09T04:36:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Make sure there's fedoras for all."A platyparty?"<issue fedoras>"PERRY THE PLATYPARTY?!"https://media.tenor.com/wg6ZX11UH98AAAAC/perry-the-platypus-phineas-and-ferb.gif
(DIR) Post #AZaVXbcx882Zp3v6Cu by embraboy@mastodon.social
2023-09-09T10:29:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts @eilonwy This is a high-quality fact and I am now presenting it as such to my family and friends.