Post AYemVktdH67X7IQ9B2 by StrangeNoises@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AYem5Z80PEfJ5aeh72 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-08-12T14:01:24Z
       
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       My girlfriend received her doctorate degree in acupuncture last week.I am incredibly proud of her.She is incredibly annoyed every time I point at her food and say "That's just what the doctor ordered."
       
 (DIR) Post #AYemTCWo5FytwkWgfA by aprilfollies@mastodon.online
       2023-08-12T14:05:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Now you’re just needling her. 😉
       
 (DIR) Post #AYemVktdH67X7IQ9B2 by StrangeNoises@mastodon.social
       2023-08-12T14:06:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts well at least when you want to get back to something later you can say “let's stick a pin in it”…
       
 (DIR) Post #AYemazlNQZcsfo3dvk by JackTheCat@mastodon.scot
       2023-08-12T14:07:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 👍🤣
       
 (DIR) Post #AYemsTLIhmrTKqC7ma by Thebratdragon@mastodon.scot
       2023-08-12T14:10:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts ahhh but if she made dinner, would she be Doctering your food?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYeq81A1YIkIQV1Z5M by branch300bpm@social.vivaldi.net
       2023-08-12T14:46:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Wait till she exercises her acupuncture skills with pointy knives...
       
 (DIR) Post #AYeqkNWEsBTum1hsrQ by edwardnewton@zirk.us
       2023-08-12T14:53:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts have you asked her for a prescription for cowbell yet?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYf0rKEWUEmK9TN6OW by arnfinnp@oslo.town
       2023-08-12T16:46:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsBut you keep sticking that needle in?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYf1TD47aJC0vRZSnw by justpeachy@mastodon.online
       2023-08-12T16:53:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts if this is true, big congratulations to your girlfriend!! If not, still incredibly funny. Love this account so much.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYf1k9uCaQkC320sl6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-08-12T16:56:50Z
       
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       @justpeachy Haha it is true for once actually, and thank you!
       
 (DIR) Post #AYfMTHgKWGvAHQJsDQ by JeffGrigg@mastodon.social
       2023-08-12T20:48:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Careful!  She's got *plenty* of really long really sharp needles!!!   😱