Post AYe37qdnljBq2vF46a by MamaForestCritter@social.vivaldi.net
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(DIR) Post #AYaaIQLcO2MJXVY1Qm by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-10T13:30:25Z
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Trying my hardest to make more friends on here. Please boost to help me socialize. My hobbies include:-screaming "STOLEN VALOR" at Revolutionary War reenactments.-counting the number of leaves on a tree until I get bored, typically around the 2-3 range.-editing the Muppets Wikipedia page to state that the Muppets were responsible for both starting and ending the Cold War.-trying to get unbanned from Wikipedia.
(DIR) Post #AYaah7YfNnUQVKQYpE by Pierrette@mastodon.uno
2023-08-10T13:34:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if I wasn’t your friend already I would have befriended you
(DIR) Post #AYabxmpHohc15AiCKO by VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
2023-08-10T13:49:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts .. same!
(DIR) Post #AYacwW6UbZTMsoibMO by stillnotahero@mastodon.social
2023-08-10T13:58:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Here’s a fun fact for you to use - did you know that all Peeps marshmallows on the market today were actually produced during the Cold War?
(DIR) Post #AYad73CQPXDeQJW3lY by Izibella@universeodon.com
2023-08-10T14:01:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts would u be interested in leaving mud monkeys with me in all the urinals where billionaires pee?
(DIR) Post #AYad8RzfiBiBbxDbSy by camstonefaux@furry.engineer
2023-08-10T14:01:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts - Have you tried shock therapy? Sorry… autocorrect … I actually typed “posting on GitHub recently?”
(DIR) Post #AYaebC6xwOPuhltrv6 by faraiwe@mastodon.world
2023-08-10T14:18:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts you can NOT discount Gonzo's influence in the brinksmanship style of Kennedy, during the Cuban Missile Crisis.
(DIR) Post #AYaee5tjUymiIr5qHg by 64m@bitbang.social
2023-08-10T14:19:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm your only friend I'm not your only friend But I'm a little glowing friendBut really I'm not actually your friend But I am Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over you Make a little birdhouse in your soul Not to put too fine a point on it: Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet Make a little birdhouse in your soul
(DIR) Post #AYafRDSm9z6LxJuK9o by dorzig@mastodon.social
2023-08-10T14:28:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dude, the Muppets are SO guilty for the Cold War. Why does no one see the rainbow connection?
(DIR) Post #AYafyhXrKwgsoGFhIm by bankenstein@mastodon.social
2023-08-10T14:34:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, that checks out.
(DIR) Post #AYagFN5wcikKJ790LY by PatrickWirth@mstdn.ca
2023-08-10T14:36:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is a terrible LQF! It needs more crayon! I think you could have a very low quality mastodon server with all these existing low quality friends.
(DIR) Post #AYagFlkAynBikq9TO4 by SandyO@urbanists.social
2023-08-10T14:37:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Search for and follow hastags that interest you (you can follow hashtags). Read. Follow and Reply to hashtags and posters who share your interests. Be your own algorithm. Populate your stream with people/topics who share your interets.
(DIR) Post #AYagGxAbywi2Ty57E8 by SammyGalen@mstdn.social
2023-08-10T14:37:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts When I want to make friends, I smear cat food on my ear. Then, my kitty licks my ear, thus a friend.
(DIR) Post #AYahCmuIIYOZRo1iee by thedansimonson@lingo.lol
2023-08-10T14:47:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts thinking about that photo of Kermit the Frog and Oscar the Grouch engaging in the socialist fraternal kiss
(DIR) Post #AYahu6Zx2C64uXAOrA by sichkovskyi@nafo.uk
2023-08-10T14:55:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts why are you banned on Wikipedia? :pausechamp:
(DIR) Post #AYajITWDUpxOxfbWzo by vruz@mastodon.social
2023-08-10T15:11:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts And no corrections made on Wikipedia to reflect the REAL consensus about the weather, erasing all the woke lies of scientists?I'm disappointed.🤣
(DIR) Post #AYajYlb631z7fHegpE by bishma@mas.to
2023-08-10T15:14:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don't forget Cookie Monster's role in Iran Contra. Arms for cookies was no joke.
(DIR) Post #AYakMpw0CF39azJDM0 by dodoandthebrawn@mastodon.world
2023-08-10T15:23:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts You sound way too interesting for me. I'm very boring. Sorry.
(DIR) Post #AYakSjF5zSCQZu37I0 by mertn@mastodon.social
2023-08-10T15:24:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm lurking about here while I am banned on facebook. Apparently I was abusive. I plan to stick around here and see how it evolves. I am also trying lemmy
(DIR) Post #AYaldNGE9rIpXhDcMi by finley@transden.lgbt
2023-08-10T15:37:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean Kermit the Frog WAS canonically the mastermind behind 9/11https://copypastatext.com/kermit-the-frog-did-9-11/
(DIR) Post #AYaq62GfggfceILfzU by aethervision@universeodon.com
2023-08-10T16:27:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Forget the Muppets, here comes the Sid & Marty Croft 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse
(DIR) Post #AYasP39Up8XynmBeM4 by NatureMC@mastodon.online
2023-08-10T16:53:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts You have 22K followings and 26K followers, so trying hard can't help.😁
(DIR) Post #AYaw6PZ1fmFAcpUpNY by IGBRUTAL@mastodon.social
2023-08-10T17:34:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts what about going to movie shoots and acusing them of being paid actors?
(DIR) Post #AYbHN15K2LHOfIMUNc by MariaLiv@wordbunny.org
2023-08-10T21:33:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts 💛
(DIR) Post #AYbZXpZKzW4DJFhvRQ by tjs@mastodon.world
2023-08-11T00:56:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts You're weird. I approve.
(DIR) Post #AYe37qdnljBq2vF46a by MamaForestCritter@social.vivaldi.net
2023-08-12T05:37:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts And here I thought correcting Wikipedia with factual truth is what gets you banned, who knew?
(DIR) Post #AYgE4z5DPcQ9Ajoz3I by cvwillegen@mastodon.nl
2023-08-13T06:49:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts you're really going well, counting 2-3 trees! I wouldn't last that long...