Post AYZcvy9MeLEyQ4qAtc by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AYYsn785IdHflr56rA by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-09T17:48:10Z
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Please keep in mind that my 100th Patreon subscriber will have the ultimate privilege of putting "100th Patron of Low Quality Facts" on their resume. This is guaranteed to land you any job you want. Neurosurgeon? Sure. Starting quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings? Easy. President of the Moon? I don't see why not.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYYtEUixgO6sleO1RI by phi1997@mastodon.social
2023-08-09T17:50:22Z
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@lowqualityfactsYou don't want to be President of the Moon. The dress code is strict and the commute is hell.
(DIR) Post #AYYtFkVWUDhs0YhOK0 by Ncstarguy@universeodon.com
2023-08-09T17:50:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts , I’m retired.What’s in it for me?
(DIR) Post #AYYtcJKvfnUgOpVBXU by vincent@mastodon.coffee
2023-08-09T17:53:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can only support you once. Can my secret identity also pledge?
(DIR) Post #AYYtcjiDbpZWCab9Rw by lePetomaneAncien@fosstodon.org
2023-08-09T17:53:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Why would you want to be starting qb for the Vikings. Isn't that the opposite of a perk? Maybe it's just a low quality perk.
(DIR) Post #AYYtso8CwkAOXcPyEq by nlarson830@techhub.social
2023-08-09T17:57:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damn I pulled the trigger too soon!
(DIR) Post #AYYtxkT1zsdwcoVvBA by frainfostudent@xvlt.net
2023-08-09T17:58:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Forget president of the moon. I want Emporer of MARS!
(DIR) Post #AYYuGsJ74XPURUzkNU by nikres@shakedown.social
2023-08-09T18:02:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Was it me?
(DIR) Post #AYYvX17y98JINy2lA8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-09T18:18:58Z
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@Ncstarguy You could be retired on the moon.
(DIR) Post #AYYva72GdXpfZsquvo by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-09T18:19:31Z
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@vincent Yes, you can actually have up to 20 of your secret identities subscribe. No more than that though.
(DIR) Post #AYYvh64ibe4ecsKUMq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-09T18:20:47Z
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@nlarson830 Don't worry, the first 100 subscribers get a 5% discount on large sodas at the San Diego Zoo.
(DIR) Post #AYYvmVQFnDLqgfyuwa by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-09T18:21:45Z
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@nikres I wish you nothing but happiness with your dream job! And if you do become president of the Moon, please have mercy on us pitiful earthlings.
(DIR) Post #AYYvrVVGv3YuO0iInw by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-09T18:22:34Z
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@fidget You are a legend. Please don't forget about us measly earthlings while you're up there sipping down moon juice.
(DIR) Post #AYYxg8PMe90rTqega0 by nikres@shakedown.social
2023-08-09T18:43:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’ll be a case by case basis, but you’ll be ok.
(DIR) Post #AYYxwbrKup33SGawQi by nlarson830@techhub.social
2023-08-09T18:45:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dang I'm moving.Awesome zoo!Hilly so if you want to walk bring good shoes!
(DIR) Post #AYYzUjUN9g0Uuxgl5k by MeeMee@universeodon.com
2023-08-09T19:03:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts @nlarson830 Done!!!
(DIR) Post #AYZ034NvyCs5ZW3B8S by MeeMee@universeodon.com
2023-08-09T19:09:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts For my low quality membership package I’d like to have free foot massages once a month. Is that too much to ask, I ask?
(DIR) Post #AYZ0VI2qmBpG2te3EW by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-09T19:14:41Z
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@MeeMee Yes, but you must sign a contract stating that if you ever win the Boston Marathon with your well-massaged feet I am entitled to half the prize money.
(DIR) Post #AYZ0WrXMIqriPbfHkm by tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2023-08-09T19:10:48Z
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@MeeMee @lowqualityfacts Say hellow to northern Ontario's new Director of Holistic Cheese Curation.
(DIR) Post #AYZ0WsSQseWFGcMriK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-09T19:14:55Z
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@tezoatlipoca @MeeMee It's the job you were born to have.
(DIR) Post #AYZ0krgaXvzyvaeueG by tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2023-08-09T19:17:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts @MeeMee Well that's what Mrs. Mattussi said in grade 3 but until just now it's been hard to see. Thanks Low Quality Facts!
(DIR) Post #AYZ3Kjfw0T0qPuaLlA by MeeMee@universeodon.com
2023-08-09T19:46:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts DEAL!!! 🤗
(DIR) Post #AYZ3OEkMwKUteVKSIa by ruffin@mas.to
2023-08-09T19:47:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts What you got against Kirk Cousins? That you Bruce Allen?
(DIR) Post #AYZ4vvgGQxUyJs2S6i by VE2UWY@mastodon.radio
2023-08-09T20:04:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have recently rewatched "UFO" from 1970 and am currently rewatching "Space:1999" (both are live-action Gerry/Sylvia Anderson joints) ... and I am here to tell you that President Of The Moon is a vitally important office.#IllTakeObscureSciFiTVfor400Alex
(DIR) Post #AYZ7JJzMQIPiHJFjXs by energiepirat@mastodon.social
2023-08-09T20:30:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts With me a starting Quarterback Vikings 40 years ago would have won their first Superbowl...
(DIR) Post #AYZDkEpcIxXFpLugeu by KrissyKat@hoosier.social
2023-08-09T21:43:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts President of the 🌙 🤔
(DIR) Post #AYZEGCUuWAdrr5T8YS by rayhindle@noc.social
2023-08-09T21:48:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts How about inside man at the skonk works?
(DIR) Post #AYZEMo1ftus3z8wZuK by theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2023-08-09T21:49:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts So I should cancel my subscription and have a crack at landing #100?
(DIR) Post #AYZcvy9MeLEyQ4qAtc by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
2023-08-10T02:25:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think Kim Jon Un already claimed thepresident of the moon title. He's a big fan of cheese.