Post AYZWLyagvyevdX4oWe by sapphire@needs.vodka
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 (DIR) Post #AYZ4BJz8FlP65UdiHg by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
       2023-08-09T19:55:57.872221Z
       
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       fucking lenovo
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZ4KVKPRtVtsFyEwi by captain_arepa@moar.cachapa.xyz
       2023-08-09T19:57:36.543Z
       
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       @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe Battery went poof?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZ4LCLzTtKPJc2bse by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
       2023-08-09T19:57:45.181639Z
       
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       dat hugarian-esque battery broke
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZ4LjRSSaJFw7qwU4 by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T19:57:47.272379Z
       
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       @theorytoe shoulda bought a latitude
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZ4OPxRMGWiNO5pNg by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
       2023-08-09T19:58:19.582588Z
       
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       @bleedingphoenix hey it was a legion for $700couldnt refuse
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZ4TZQtYcdFD7KM52 by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
       2023-08-09T19:59:15.874162Z
       
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       @captain_arepa most likelyI have a replacement inboundstill will be a slight pain to replace
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZ4zQpf4Mx9nr6WNk by DrRyanSkelton@mugicha.club
       2023-08-09T20:05:01.655909Z
       
       4 likes, 2 repeats
       
       @theorytoe u got lenovOWNED
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZ8aIOThpcgD0evQm by captain_arepa@moar.cachapa.xyz
       2023-08-09T20:45:14.372Z
       
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       @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe Ah, it's one of those non-user friendly? LIke, glued on the inside? ​:akko_weary:​
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZ9EwOGQ2n7q5wKxc by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
       2023-08-09T20:52:38.904406Z
       
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       @captain_arepa yeah :die2:
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZAo7JdtG2noV7Djk by captain_arepa@moar.cachapa.xyz
       2023-08-09T21:10:11.570Z
       
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       @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe Damn ​:akko_weary:​ That's why I buy "old" laptops, thou I won't have much from where to choose when I get the next Thinkpad. In fact, I should've gotten the P53 instead of the P52, since that's the last with user replaceable battery ​:facepalm_cirno:​
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZCMaV7zE2M87ULVg by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
       2023-08-09T21:27:38.640576Z
       
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       @captain_arepa yeah but I kinda needed a laptop that can run recent versions of solidworksand being that I picked up an high end laptop for half the price I honesly couldnt refuse
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZCWiyxJD2jKUH2Bs by captain_arepa@moar.cachapa.xyz
       2023-08-09T21:29:28.421Z
       
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       @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe Well, if it can run cad, then it can run solidworks, i guess
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZCgkRoiO7IlpYLtQ by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
       2023-08-09T21:31:17.327007Z
       
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       @captain_arepa the bonus is that I can do sum gaming on this since le nvidia cardgonna see how much of a pain drivers are to setup for the linux boot tho
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZCm1S8uvfuxXDjIe by dcc@annihilation.social
       2023-08-09T21:32:06.245925Z
       
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       @theorytoe @captain_arepa Nvidia on Linux werks p well sir
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZCrs7SX3onkVKpxQ by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
       2023-08-09T21:33:17.706624Z
       
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       @dcc @captain_arepa yeah I assume that most of the issues and malding online are due to linux shills not knowing how to actually use their system
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZD4z0qDMawtPUX0y by dcc@annihilation.social
       2023-08-09T21:35:33.834550Z
       
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       @theorytoe @captain_arepa The only meh part is with the old 340 drives (you have to reinstall ocd-lcd because they use a old version of opencl)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZD8t7G4zWJlOM4cC by captain_arepa@moar.cachapa.xyz
       2023-08-09T21:36:21.987Z
       
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       @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @dcc@annihilation.social Indeed. I mean, it's not like you'll have the latest and fanciest nvidia tool for whatever faggotry you want to finetune on linux, but it works wonderfully. At least my laptop's quadro works fine on Mint ​:kekw:​
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZDPDF31L40obmaG0 by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T21:39:15.592131Z
       
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       @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix i would refuse a lenovo laptop for $7
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZDV1My4fIxjQFzaC by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
       2023-08-09T21:40:20.512349Z
       
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       @skylar @bleedingphoenix HP OR LENOVOlenovo hands down
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZDdMleOtF0PgmVKi by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T21:41:48.100477Z
       
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       @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix are these hands placing the lenovo in an e-waste bin?HP's probooks, elitebooks, and zbooks are good
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZDg969g9qGt5hJAm by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
       2023-08-09T21:42:21.183532Z
       
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       @skylar @bleedingphoenix I have never had a good experience with hpshitty hardware that *always* breaks
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZDoFb1P6oPMC02ym by 37712@merovingian.club
       2023-08-09T21:42:59Z
       
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       @theorytoe is this a lenovo laptop lol
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZDok8NrdKA4Lq796 by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
       2023-08-09T21:43:56.134480Z
       
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       @37712 yes
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZDsQ8c9SyxD5hW9w by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T21:44:35.110685Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix I'd take it and immediately sell it to someone who has no concept of pussy for $800
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZE4mBG1WEx36pRcu by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T21:46:47.824235Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix imagine buying a windows laptop in 2023 I would never
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZEMiwsmJ4CEpfBFA by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T21:49:58.468984Z
       
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       @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix >shitty hardware that *always* breaksyep that's lenovo alright.  i have literally never had a good experience with a lenovo product.  they're a dogshit consumer brand LARPing as enterprise equipment and riding IBM's coat tails.sure HP's had some bad runs in some things, like a line of monitors that issues with backlights failing after 5ish years, their long flat thunderbolt docks were awful, and some of the mini desktop PCs have issues with fans dying.  but it's far outweighed by the amount of stuff that's still working perfectly long after the warranty expired.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZEZR7mMLzyiop0d6 by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T21:52:17.930234Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix neither would i, but because i'd order it with the however many dollars cheaper it is without the windows loicense.  not because i want to use a mac to look at gay horse porn or whatever it is macs do.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZEeSG1ZgNvgS4U9w by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T21:53:14.351304Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix $0 less because all computer companies are kikes
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZEl1cR0x8x5ogd60 by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T21:54:23.365113Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix i saw it as an option on dells recently
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZEsjLGqpQuj0Kfho by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T21:55:49.140595Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix yeah but then you get the occasional Dell issue where your laptop is 0.000047 seconds out of warranty, they completely change how S3 sleep cycles work, your laptop hard locks whenever you close the lid, and Dell's official response is "go fuck yourself paypiggy"
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZFCK8AIPsiKCXrSi by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T21:59:21.013943Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix still more useful than a mac, at least the buttons would still be in the right places
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZFNtDcBFGmKjbq08 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T22:01:26.677664Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix you know you can rebind them right? it takes less time to "fix" a mac (cmd is the objectively right button to use for commands btw) than it would take to install your retard fotm indica strain linux distro
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZIe0yhOldKtX0sd6 by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T22:37:52.864401Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix no i do not know thatand later i'll forget againi don't know how to use the mac OS and don't care to learn
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZM35VnyhaU3h961Y by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:16:05.867861Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix you might as well learn, your alternatives are retarded spyware that gets more and more bloated every update or retarded freeware that gets more and more tranny devs every update.Plus, what are you gonna do, buy a Dell or HP laptop that has soldered components in a plastic case or a nice Macbook that has soldered components in a fancy aluminum one
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZMXRJTUDyYMRqp5k by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T23:21:33.974451Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix the one with the x86 CPU so it can run normal softwareyou can't even right click to save a picture of an anime girl with tits 4x the size of her head
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZMigXPDoGSlUjI4e by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:23:38.209097Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix you know you can transparently virtualize x86/64 software on M1/2 Macs right? In fact, you can do it better than you can run certain 32 bit Windows applications in Windows
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZMxvRk4eEjLaLbwe by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-09T23:26:20.804000Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenix crashing this thread no idea what its aboutyoure gonna install Gentoo on ARM and you're going to have a functional desktop environment and youre gonna LOVE ITyou'll even forget you're not on x86_64
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZN1rQ4zHt415RjEG by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T23:27:02.512466Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix i do not know thatbut it's still not usefuli don't need to run any mac software regardless of how many bits it has, only windows and linux software
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNBBzrqpx4RSdTG4 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:28:47.881241Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix okay, I didn't say it was just Mac software lol
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNFzHWYNY0SEBGVs by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T23:29:35.409755Z
       
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       @bronze @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenix >buy a mac>install gentoo>start a shitposting thread about your favorite init system while it compiles>come back to nothing but a puddle of melted aluminum because Tim Apple doesn't believe in fans
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNKW1ckunJAHu2F6 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:30:28.640747Z
       
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       @bronze @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar sorry I don't have 12 hours or a build server to update my OS every time tranny dev 43534534 pushes version 69.420.34093454 to runk (ronald's universal number kounter that handles all the math in the world) to update the TOS to say math is sexist and make 1+1=3 (functionality not actually implemented because they inserted it in the middle of a comment that was actually the entire Communist Manifesto)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNORZNGPB4VKYv5M by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:31:13.298598Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix only the Air has no fans and its kinda its only selling point lol, my MBP has fans for however little they spool up because the OS isn't using 32GB of my RAM to collect my user data
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNRUTutS72P8SjJo by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-09T23:31:41.583332Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylarsounds like thats a you issue buddyworks fine on my machine :)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNVCXlWnqxvg23FY by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:32:24.435776Z
       
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       @bronze @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar disagree, either your runk is 30 years out of date (or, the Debian problem) or you only use it 1 hour a month because its building the rest of the time
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNZQPJvOm25M60Se by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T23:33:09.472556Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix >call it the air>it can't move air
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNcktwBZfMVy0Mme by freddie_the_fed@poa.st
       2023-08-09T23:33:49.640170Z
       
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       @skylar @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix what laptop would you recommend?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNdFxugqGYrH6Tmi by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T23:33:52.757666Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix you're just jealous your packages aren't aged in oak barrels
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNebuyYXpNEUNJrs by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:34:06.004705Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix its the air because its light as air retard (its also made exclusively for retarded w*men who will only use it to cheat on their boyfriends and browse facebook)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNg8YEiD5MjTT076 by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-09T23:34:19.508230Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylardisagree, I compile on the weekend and touch grass
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNgKyYWBGjGZsBns by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:34:27.206834Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix no, my package is aged in your sister :^)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNioUPl0f9NgxICe by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:34:54.288283Z
       
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       @bronze @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar >come back on Monday>tranny maintainers pushed a stinky update>your laptop is bricked
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNnLQDG3Gcg29PAO by WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st
       2023-08-09T23:35:43.994572Z
       
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       @skylar @bronze @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenix My buddy’s dad has been using a single, dual core, fanless 4gb ram macbook air to do IT work maintaining servers and running windows in a VM for YEARS. It wasn’t until he complained about how “slow” it was booting into w11 that fren actually dug into it with horror. Some of those old timers just don’t give a shit about their systems, this guy has wasted hundreds, if not THOUSANDS of hours waiting for that macbook air to work over the years. I think the fact they even sell them without telling consumers what they’re getting into is downright criminal, like selling an econo-shitbox that can’t go faster than 40 mph. It’s a danger to retarded normies.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNpLAZAQQiTPmezg by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-09T23:36:02.629658Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar>come back on monday>log in>it just worksit really must be a you issue LOLyou have to be doing something instrumentally retarded if this is your experience
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNtz8OWJoja4yzaq by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:36:53.925450Z
       
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       @bronze @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar >have the absolute bare minimum to do "computing">this works broI own a computer as a productivity tool, not as an online flex about how hard I can make my life
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZNyVIgryQMV5xAW0 by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T23:37:41.062115Z
       
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       @freddie_the_fed @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenix something that fits your size and performance preferences from dell or HP's business lines.  no consumer laptops, definitely no gaymer nonsense.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZO3BCh13wJcTNTQe by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:38:33.557136Z
       
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       @WashedOutGundamPilot @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar I had a 2018 and it was fine, I used it over my work issued Dell for server admin (granted, Linux only, we told the Wintards to go fuck themselves) for 2 years til I moved out of the DC and I liked it. Definitely wouldn't have used it for the, what, 13 years old that ugly bastard is? but it was fine and I sold it for half what I paid for it with a broken screen when I got my new job and got issued a Pro
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZOOEgbGQGqV8PHiy by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-09T23:42:16.483981Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar>how hard I can make my lifeskill issue lolit all just werks and it even looks like windows at the end of the day, its very comfy (unlike whatever the hell youve been doing)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZOVRZHld1GTtQFsm by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:43:39.562563Z
       
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       @bronze @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar >turn on laptop>it already updated itself when I was asleep (tracked by my Apple Watch with my permission)>its already unlocked because it detects my watch nearby>update isn't assfuck retarded so nothing breaks>start my workflowwow very uncomfy
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZOfx17hB6EukSB9c by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-09T23:45:30.527774Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylarmines that too but without the gay watch
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZOinto3JPvVJOKp6 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:46:04.946263Z
       
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       @bronze @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar seethe, it lets me compete with my girlfriend in workouts and send her my heartbeat when she's feeling down
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZOkrkghMB8266rNg by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T23:46:24.105666Z
       
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       @bronze @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenix but how will you be notified when you're away from your computer or phone that Cum Groyper 1488 has liked your post?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZOsl31VaOtYZRuLo by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:47:54.227328Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix >see funny post>copy image on my laptop>paste it into group chat on my phone>get dopaminelinuxtards will never know
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZOuieRODE8heszyK by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-09T23:48:10.874056Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylari dont need a watch to track my stats with your girlfriend i dont keep count of that stuff :^)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZOy2Iwm8R4WePk4O by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:48:51.185139Z
       
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       @bronze @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar its ok, I know youre retarded but zero is a really easy number to memorize
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZOzZYqc8bNxTaHXk by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T23:49:04.399628Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix i don't know why people whine about windows updates so i think it's a skill issuejust set your group policy to when you want it to update
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZP0SmDK8yRCrGEVs by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:49:15.780079Z
       
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       @Edge @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar ok now do one that isn't your fantasy :)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZP371Sf4cGbdej32 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:49:46.434415Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix I complain about Windows updates because they release them and sometimes they wipe your data (or more frequently, just collect more of it to sell)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZP37ToxdIk1avNFg by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-09T23:49:44.109738Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenixi wontill get to it when i get to itout of sight out of mind :)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZP9bGx6drwA5zm0O by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T23:50:51.218595Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix the worst thing that ever happened was setting my default PDF viewer to edge
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPE5oZUbwa2rrY0G by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-09T23:51:42.596989Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenixspeaking of windowsthe best thing ive ever done windows related was enabling ssh so i can manage all my work VMs like my linux VMsnow i rarely touch the RDP icon
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPJv18Y9UkINWBCy by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-09T23:52:48.666422Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix I've got a T420 that survived a double rollover. Sounds kinda like a big ol SKEEL EESSUE.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPNhUem099Vh83hw by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-09T23:53:30.060469Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar >Has a laptop with a "Cum Man" button>Thinks he's got an argument
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPPpKcbOYGOnRuOO by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:53:50.374423Z
       
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       @bronze @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar did you do that in fucking 2016 because its been enabled by default since 2018
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPQ6xB5IUh3IcRLk by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T23:53:54.123307Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Agartha_Noble @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix alright now plug it into a lenovo USB-C dock and see if video output works(it won't)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPRAlQP2JD9xczC4 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:54:07.323999Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Agartha_Noble @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar its your sister's favorite button
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPSbFxOF1Hc8ac08 by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-09T23:54:21.788379Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix >Doesn't use the USB-C Ultracard expansionYeah ok bro
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPV8qZTKauN9vZMu by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-09T23:54:50.812291Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar >Called the Air>Doesn't move any airMake it make sense, Timothy Mackintosh.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPWpUCQU5WuBGgZk by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-09T23:55:02.920317Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar>enabled by default since 2018wow thats news to me that shit is never enabled on anything i work with
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPYbF6M1N5JD3BJY by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-09T23:55:28.379992Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @theorytoe @sapphire @bronze @bleedingphoenix >Mac Pro>Only casuals use it for Facebook
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPa8bNoIdr3pCojY by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:55:42.647423Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bronze @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar this is a brand spankin new windows 10 install friend, literally wrapped it up as we were having this hellthread
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPjU9556d2U0QP8y by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-09T23:57:20.667332Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Agartha_Noble @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenix @skylarsay "thank you tim apple" for the innovative design!
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPjsS2iG3ZrlTt20 by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T23:57:28.502087Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar macos has bsd devs working on it last i checked
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPkFlg1QQcBJqOKO by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-09T23:57:33.632780Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar >He can't send pictures via cURL
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPm1dJXv6CvEmGZ6 by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-09T23:57:53.898197Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bronze @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenix @skylar Tom Granny Smith has much to answer fir.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPni715yeYxTTSIi by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-09T23:58:12.300273Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @theorytoe @sapphire @bronze @bleedingphoenix Ok listen, we're shitting on Macs, yeah, but GP/Registry are both fucked too.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPoX4dca3P0rkmAq by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-09T23:58:17.351389Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @sapphire @theorytoe yeah Balls, Scrotums, and Dicks
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPrSx9OmCp6LeMls by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:58:50.940689Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bronze @theorytoe @Agartha_Noble @bleedingphoenix @skylar >making niggers spend $90 on a fabric watch bandidk seems pretty based to me
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPrtMDEDhYzbZkRc by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-09T23:58:57.427575Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @theorytoe @sapphire @bronze @bleedingphoenix Pay for the whole computerBut only useTHE EDGE
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPsnuAz88yN9tf9s by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-09T23:59:01.177706Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar>windows 10ive been working with server 2019 and 2022 thats whyat least windows 10 has the sense to enable it
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPvY1qT9I00AnBiK by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-09T23:59:36.802239Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar nah last I checked Darwin is so removed from BSD that the BSDtards are complaining about Apple using what little code they do without it being 4 free
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPxqRGzY0Fg9mV3w by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-10T00:00:01.980759Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar It should be more, tbh, and when Tom Honeycrisp finally makes the Brave and Stunning move of accepting EBT, he'll be G2G. Or maybe he's targeting those Rich Niggers, the ones who got oodles of cash in 2020 for fucking over Trump's re election.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZPyFXreB87Xq3cJ6 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:00:06.109668Z
       
       1 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @Agartha_Noble @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar sorry m8 you're not allowed in a thread about computers unless your instance works (it never works)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQ0sd9IfD1LQmdfs by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-10T00:00:34.973024Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar Technically it's not my instance. I'll fix it later. Uhh my head hurts. Uhhhhhh
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQ2p4xTWkuuQiXgG by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:00:55.274004Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bronze @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar >willingly working with microshaft wangblows server tell them no, that's what we did. Corporate tried to saddle us with their new IP acquisition that ran on Azure, we told them to move it to Linux or we wouldn't support it
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQ9iYU835eheoeUC by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:02:07.045772Z
       
       2 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix >name it darwin>after the guy who invented evolution (a homosexual ideology)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQA5BZzNQytHHBTc by bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club
       2023-08-10T00:02:08.191897Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Agartha_Noble @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenix @skylarsir pls do the needful and fix the error
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQDWPnCwMeD2Z2hc by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:02:49.948752Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bronze @theorytoe @Agartha_Noble @bleedingphoenix @skylar lol lmao @Tadano fix your gay ass pocket proxy or whatever its called
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQEQ0uUdjce5Lxh2 by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-10T00:03:00.916871Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bronze @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenix @skylar We've decided here on Seinfeld Kamala Terminal, that the self-signed certs on the Core 2 Duo machine are funny, and we will not be changing them.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQGSwMaCYiIlCcjo by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-10T00:03:23.955041Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @Tadano @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar No, he's still hosting the whole kit and kaboodle on the Oracle free server.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQJB5jOvsJoSsTfE by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:03:52.670530Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix evolution is real it just doesn't lead to new speciesThink of it this way: you and another guy exist, and other guy decides its a good idea to go to Detroit unarmedYou pass on your lineage to your children and teach them not to go to DetroitThat's evolution
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQMjmurB8gI6m4WG by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:04:30.461081Z
       
       3 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @Agartha_Noble @theorytoe @Tadano @sapphire @bronze @bleedingphoenix so am ibut i use the nginx
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQN9Yd2v9wDKI1rM by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:04:36.117329Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Agartha_Noble @theorytoe @Tadano @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar nah, he's hosting it at home and proxying to the Oracle free server. I and I think sky are running everything on Oracle free
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQPTbRUMyKxkiJEm by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:05:01.249990Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @theorytoe @Agartha_Noble @Tadano @bronze @bleedingphoenix en-JINX
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQW8z8XmK52pyZ0a by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:06:11.994939Z
       
       3 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix that's just natural selectionunder evolution, if two men existed, they would become atheists and have buttsex.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQYUvHwxzlfBIYHQ by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:06:37.860087Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix natural selection is a consequence of evolution dumdum
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQZfgFRKL7Jfp4TI by Gerfand@poa.st
       2023-08-10T00:06:53.101579Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bronze @Agartha_Noble @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenix @skylar I thought digital clocks advantage was reading hours faster...
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQgMni23tSmzVODY by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:08:02.955855Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Gerfand @theorytoe @Agartha_Noble @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar imagine using a digital watch face, couldn’t be me
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQjoeuue123h2ODw by Agartha_Noble@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-10T00:08:42.145438Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bronze @Gerfand @bleedingphoenix @skylar
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQmlZaqHUbMAxDpg by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:09:13.091098Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Agartha_Noble @theorytoe @bronze @Gerfand @bleedingphoenix @skylar your images don't matter and will be ignored because you exist on poop instancewhy don't you go back to shortstack ran channel smelly
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQp5HqWArJ4pl5A8 by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:09:36.618897Z
       
       5 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix nuh-uh that's UNNATURAL selectionwhen an evolutionist selects MALEMAN MAN ASS to have BUTTSEX with over a cute girl to get pregenate
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQvMHcEsoNWldtJI by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:10:45.353867Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix and then they select themselves out of the gene pool retard thats why they have to reproduce like parasites or jews (by infecting kids)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQvMPlkZKjw3SP1E by AnFashSchizo@poa.st
       2023-08-10T00:10:47.929731Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix She looks very smug about being pregnant.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZQwEPH0d1TO9dlk8 by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:10:55.429123Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar doesn't stop them from repping macbooks
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZRTQzxDNBvzsd7dg by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:16:56.152895Z
       
       4 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @sapphire @skylar @theorytoe behold, the company mac users keep
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZRbToAeRGN1pxG3E by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:18:21.802082Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar do I need to compile a list of trannies that work on Linux?oh wait, your FS probably can't handle files that large
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZRdsZ5ZqjSOD2ojI by LordMordred@poa.st
       2023-08-10T00:18:49.270415Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix Is he talking in a cave to himself or an auditorium?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZRkPtIaKXfUAcAxU by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:19:59.298989Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @LordMordred he's in a cathedral preaching to the ignorant masses
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZRlm4BcdA8YGM3ai by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:20:15.379645Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar i like the Mint guy who hated Israel
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZRtZsCq9AD3GTK76 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:21:37.874450Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar wow bro a maintainer of a distro based on a distro based on a distro you had to dig real deep to find based in a sea of garbage :^)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZS3TFSKIzlOt42xU by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:23:25.156466Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix if we’re going on how based the developer is, nothing else comes close to templeos
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZSAWmXaS7MO2u8hM by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:24:43.773354Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar Mint's one of the top distros out there retard, try again.also glass houses, remember who makes your stuff
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZSHrEZwcIvqTVwQq by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:26:01.554623Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix female employees (to get pregnant)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZSObSsyM7IxtQGlU by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:27:15.523102Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @sapphire @theorytoe bold of you to assume they're all real women
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZSel0VGKmhC1qkdc by Paultron@poa.st
       2023-08-10T00:30:12.759286Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @sapphire @skylar this image is the digital age equivalent of the old early iron steam ships shooting  distress rocket off before succumbing
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZSmpJx6lQut8nLN2 by MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital
       2023-08-10T00:31:40.393558Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       >Technically it's not my instance. I'll fix it later. Uhh my head hurts. Uhhhhhh
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZSta1gN6mVToTAZ6 by udongle@mugicha.club
       2023-08-10T00:32:53.397608Z
       
       4 likes, 0 repeats
       
       horseguy.bar
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZSv8zDsLRwCH44hM by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:33:08.804687Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @MCMLXVIIOTG @theorytoe @Agartha_Noble @sapphire @bronze @skylar those are some sharp edges, i'll give him that.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZTM6thkaVbXLLHEG by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:38:01.564025Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar doesn't mean its not a derivative of a derivative retard, learn to read
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZTPPKLgZ2DZ3NR56 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:38:37.767968Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar all of these percents mean nothing if the original number was 0 :^)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZTQY2klS9At2gt0q by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:38:48.288352Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar okay, and?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZTUWwanGywdShxCa by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:39:33.188842Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar imagine trusting a product that took two major revolts from the userbase to make borderline usable (read: it has an easy installer so redditards can install it)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZTYDnHw2biOv7Fzc by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:40:11.186987Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar wow what an incredible hypothetical
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZTb1frS83PgGymZc by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:40:43.069927Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar prove me wrong also apple retail doesn't count :)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZTdHJ0J4xKjvMVNo by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:41:08.117335Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar you're going to critique the installer? while running mac?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZTxJRS4dgj9mrmz2 by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:44:44.703425Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar apple watch? thank he/him.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZUs7qNroLHh1cQoy by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:54:59.206779Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar wow he programmed the "your watch can flash its screen" accessibility feature you're reaching once again friend
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZUwnjg3XI4mCiAd6 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T00:55:51.826409Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar installer is for redditors unless it does literally everything for you, sorry I don't make the rules when my Mac screws up (never) I press cmd+shift+R and it automatically reinstalls everything and restores all my data so its like nothing ever happened
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZVEqGzMSETrGtYlk by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T00:59:03.013689Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar >that's all the senior software enginerr worked ondon't be mean to he/him, you're indebted to his work you know
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZVNKWQmP7nzUAJrk by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T01:00:38.265454Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar how do you screw up a linux install? just admit you don't know how to use computers.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZWLyagvyevdX4oWe by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T01:11:34.536382Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar its not about screwing it up, its about not having to waste time fixing some tranny's issue
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZWPnN4afaRzvWmhc by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T01:12:18.112402Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar it literally says he's on the accessibility team, he's LITERALLY the special olympiad of software development just like you're the special olympiad of reading comprehension lmfao
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZXT6xaJddbZgkcFs by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T01:24:04.943003Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix are trannies responsible for python version compatibility problems
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZXgfSpLHk4LppQZc by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T01:26:30.347969Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix nah they just borrowed some PHPajeets
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZZ3LaTVdJlJrmfNQ by Fash-E@poa.st
       2023-08-10T01:41:52.709190Z
       
       5 likes, 3 repeats
       
       @bronze @sapphire @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix @skylar 
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZawcITBWDT1aHSHQ by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T02:03:01.787241Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @gear @theorytoe @Edge @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar oh hey it’s queer at queerlandia dot house
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZb0HqLAnBmkMsD5c by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T02:03:40.944798Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar cope, i bet he/him hands it off to several xe/xirs who consecrate it in hrt before shipping it to your doorstep.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZb587kjhN83FKLse by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T02:04:34.470109Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar wow I'd be hurt if I ever went into the cripple menu
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZbEw7mCmebjO0xKS by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T02:06:20.667273Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar go into the cripple menu, sap. you can't hide from it forever.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZbGvHyHatRicjKnQ by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T02:06:42.470530Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @skylar my mom says autism is my superpower not a disability
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZbKUFSlDCX0qFx4K by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T02:07:22.796680Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @skylar i bet the cripple menu told her that
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZbqR4I7ULAPrGVBg by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T02:13:08.362113Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @mischievoustomato @theorytoe very good, got a refurbished one off ebay and it does the job without issue. i think the battery life is kinda short, but i haven't really pushed it since i threw Void on it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZc8wED0SniGlj7OC by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T02:16:26.043723Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @mischievoustomato @theorytoe @sapphire @bleedingphoenix shocking: notorious fediverse homosexual is getting a mac
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZcL082KYJPqEakcK by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T02:18:38.612028Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @bleedingphoenix no he’s not, he’s fucking broke
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZeIbD0D8pHsntfX6 by meso@the.asbestos.cafe
       2023-08-10T02:40:37.233488Z
       
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       @mischievoustomato @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix dont you have amazon
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZeSy8doWOftTnlVQ by burner@norwoodzero.net
       2023-08-09T23:52:36.745060Z
       
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       on my PC, Edge performs around 4x better than Waterfox for some reason
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZeV5ccxdDlgPq3vs by Ducking@freespeechextremist.com
       2023-08-10T02:42:55.920301Z
       
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       @mischievoustomato @burner @skylar @theorytoe @sapphire @bronze @bleedingphoenix >fireniggers
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZeXxGoT9XIeJ09dw by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T02:43:21.976491Z
       
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       @mischievoustomato @theorytoe @sapphire @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix faster at wasting RAM maybe
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZeaYeSSP75AGIoLo by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T02:43:51.605465Z
       
       2 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @skylar @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZedcU4fFhZv4uCXo by bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T02:44:21.954109Z
       
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       @mischievoustomato @theorytoe well i got mine off ebay so i'd say just go with that
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZegTlvVo9VlhcSRc by meso@the.asbestos.cafe
       2023-08-10T02:44:57.705319Z
       
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       @mischievoustomato @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix the shipping?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZelLMsBZYT9SDiK0 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T02:45:49.193666Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @mischievoustomato @theorytoe @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar man sure does suck to have to use shitty browsersthis post by safari gang
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZen5Vo6msCYRENF2 by paula@marsey.moe
       2023-08-10T02:46:09.826246Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       nigger browser
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZeqacitQLJuj8SeG by Ducking@freespeechextremist.com
       2023-08-10T02:46:49.058209Z
       
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       @mischievoustomato @theorytoe @sapphire @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar I thought Chrome was the botnet/spyware
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZeuSgEMtkiR6ceR6 by burner@norwoodzero.net
       2023-08-10T02:47:03.617551Z
       
       3 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar apple devices are for blacks and women
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZewznQDNn7isC6wS by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T02:47:55.646072Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Ducking @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar yeah but Mozilla is literally Google funded, theyre paid off to be a shitty alternative so Google doesn't get their own US v Microsoft
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZexsmxkn6WHNP1MW by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T02:48:06.565344Z
       
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       @burner @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar weapons grade copium
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZf46B2tA81XYdBqq by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T02:49:09.182803Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix i bet it only lets you bookmark GAY PORN
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZfGK70u9IGEYZfns by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T02:51:24.118542Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @skylar @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix I have FAT ELF bookmarked retard
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZfJRV7tCG61EL9gO by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T02:51:59.993748Z
       
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       @mischievoustomato @theorytoe @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar "b...but niggers use 6 year old iPhones sometimes"
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZfKZrCJ7VSDxClns by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T02:52:13.615500Z
       
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       @mischievoustomato @sapphire @theorytoe @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar retina macbook pros and and the pre-retina airs can go as low as $150 though
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZfLXi3mDqdqzOJtI by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T02:52:19.249522Z
       
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       @mischievoustomato @theorytoe @sapphire @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix in california the nigger can simply steal the macbook and a shop owner would go to Forever Jail for trying to stop it
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZfPP3FuRoQ9w97bs by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T02:53:04.325997Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar >nigger buys $150 macbook>battery is older than their abanoned child>CHIRP
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZfSS4X8S8QOdCJLE by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T02:53:39.176374Z
       
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       @sapphire @mischievoustomato @theorytoe @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar all niggers know is buy iphone 14 pro max on contract with the worst credit possible and wonder why their phone bill is $200
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZfUTs9Pf64YiNCXA by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T02:54:01.258490Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar would a nigger know the difference tbh
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZfYprna3FDvoHjTE by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T02:54:45.254648Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar lol doesn't work in the US, all carriers run soft credit and make you pay for most or all of the phone up front. Used to get to tell niggers all the time their new iPhone would cost them $550 out the door today because T-Mobile would only approve them for $100 per line
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZfqk9vXXHvRTIspk by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T02:58:02.629259Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar if you're already with a carrier and simply upgrading yeah, but with a new number or switching to a company you can get a phone next to nothing down other than the cost of the new number/porting + initial month of service + whatever fees each carrier tacks on (service fees, et cetera)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZg22IISFuWs8bS40 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:00:01.800474Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar nah you've actually got it backwards. at least with T-Mobile your credit class grew 1 per year, we had A-F (but really A-D because E was employee and F was only for people who were previously in collections with T-Mobile) so most niggers would start out at D which gave them $100 in financing allowance. Didn't matter what promotion the company was doing since they're all bill credits, if you want that free iPhone you still gotta pay 550 up front and get it back in 24 bill credits lmfao
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZg2dx0RrSXf6vz9c by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T03:00:08.787318Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar and niggers in my area would constantly switch from company to company every 3-6 months to try and take advantages of any port-in promotions whenever possible, but that was more with prepaid carriers offering new stock older iphones (iphone 11s, maybe iphone 12s now).
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZg7nxmeKDgABl7nE by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:01:06.439549Z
       
       1 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @ferrarilegends @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar yeah you can get the prepaid port in stuff going with the caveat that they lock the SHIT out of those phones, but you specifically mentioned new model phones
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZgA5zoZiDafbnkfo by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
       2023-08-10T03:01:27.051911Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @ferrarilegends @bleedingphoenix so is the T for Tsundere
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZgAKcyAvrC36EDeC by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T03:01:35.051889Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar huh, never knew about credit classes. then again i've only worked at a prepaid carrier.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZgJAMxgUfEq8xAmG by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:03:08.463758Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar yeah it was great, especially when Tyrone didn't understand why Karen and her 4 kids just walked out with free iPhones and he's gonna have to pay half his baby momma's TANF
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZgO8UO6Pc2SMnS76 by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:04:03.446764Z
       
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       @skylar @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @ferrarilegends @bleedingphoenix the T is for TND
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZgRECdJdUf2txz60 by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T03:04:38.214860Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar yeah but years ago the lock was set to around 60 days to 3 months for most carriers but in the past 2-3 years now, carriers have been upping that number to 6 months to as long as 1 year if you port to boost mobile
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZgWmN9hWJET9XFFw by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T03:05:38.446732Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar although i think verizon still has it's carrier lock at 60 days, but they don't offer much in promotions compared to other prepaid carriers
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZgXhvViSesyD2zDc by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:05:45.921113Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar And the prepaid providers make it a LOT more complicated than postpaid. With T-Mobile on Android you just have to download an app and it'll do it automatically as long as your EIP is paid off
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZggxaQrUrI93bG3U by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T03:07:28.832443Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar with boost mobile (where i worked at) we would have to call our retail support hotline to unlock phones even if the 1 year limit was already passed.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZgnxoGQlnWrdPQrw by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:08:42.309351Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar and you guys require an active line of that length on the phone if I remember correctly, i.e. if you sell the phone the buyer is SOL unless they ALSO keep the phone for a year on boost
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZh51x2HnSYdDeNQe by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T03:11:49.829699Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar one of the dumbest things i've seen was a jamaican mom complaining about a $400 monthly phone bill for 3 lines because of her getting sucked into choosing the most expensive plan possible at t-mobile and being suckered into financing 3 iphone 11 pro maxes at the time on top of paying monthly interest on them
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZhCVOLE3PLxyzDlo by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:13:07.434148Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar she lied to you or she got scammed by a third party retailer, no tmo financing carries an interest charge at any credit rating
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZhO6X3TiayLDapfs by Tadano@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-08-10T03:15:07.382656Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @Agartha_Noble @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar busy ATM, will be home soon
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZhT1df6E6cc21uoi by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T03:16:10.025225Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar pretty much yeah but i've rarely came across people in that situation when i worked at boost, mostly just people constantly switching around phone companies and wondering why their number isn't eligible for a free crapdroid on port-in (there's a system where if you switch and then switch back to boost within 3 months, you are automatically denied any promotions and instead have to pay the srp price of the phone plus all the fees to switch)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZhVFSmffOy4G0B1M by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:16:31.257531Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @bleedingphoenix @bronze @burner @mischievoustomato @skylar @theorytoe yeah time to put on my autism hat because at the time of the 11PM the most expensive plan available was Magenta Max which was 90/60/30 for 3  lines so 180, plus 90 for the phones on 3 year financing (the standard at the time, 270 tax inclusive. Intl calling on all 3 lines would bring it up 45 to 305 so either she lied to you or she got scammed
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZhdXjubWVp4Dy74y by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T03:18:04.095454Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar could've been lying since that woman has tried to get me to activate stolen phones before, but i did remember seeing her t-mobile paper statement and it was close around 400ish
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZhi3P0pAAKQULNNQ by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:18:50.431946Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar so she probably didn't get international calling and her dumb ass kept calling back to jamaica and racking up charges
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZhpeUzIbnzVPlIa8 by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T03:20:15.412707Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar that reminds me we had a lot of customers like that, complaining about 50 dollar surcharges for international calls because they confuse whatsapp and the dialer on their phones
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZhw9HnkHiGjDgxTk by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:21:22.820174Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar lol yep guaranteed she either had the $15 plan and nobody told her it would cost 30 cents per minute to call Jamaica since its a third world shithole, or she didn't and she was paying $3 a minute
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZiItfdyAa8xTguOm by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:25:29.821751Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @bleedingphoenix @bronze @burner @mischievoustomato @skylar @theorytoe more likely the second one, foreigners were fucking allergic to proactively signing up for international calling which sucked because add-ons were 100% RMR commission as opposed to plans which were 40
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZinFkKSQa670MDzM by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T03:31:01.310576Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar i don't remember what percentage commission we were given on add-ons but it was less than 40%. also but our international calling add-on was shittier because all it did was at most give you 30 minutes to 2 hours of free international calling for most countries before it would start charging you anyways.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZivHVJo0TdsfAGjQ by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:32:24.603758Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar tmo's commission structure was pretty good, especially coming from flat 2% at RadioShack40% of the monthly recurring charge on plans100% on add-ons (including insurance)12.50 per device15% of accessories
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZjfSEIGF0GSwDbBA by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T03:40:49.221941Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar had to dig thru some chats on my phone, but our commissions were something like this:$5 dollars on every line we upgraded$5 on activation of any number on an unlimited plan$2.50 on all other lower-tiered plans10% on devices and accessorieswe didn't get paid all too much in commission looking back at it
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZjmMiDAnFFNfVXEW by sapphire@needs.vodka
       2023-08-10T03:42:02.910485Z
       
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       @ferrarilegends @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar yeah that was RS, technically we got 2% on everything in the store but the most expensive things we sold by far were cell phones since we got 2% of the full value even if we sold them on contract (boomer here, remember when you could buy phones on contract)
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZk5YHmMnB8mIIEFM by ferrarilegends@poa.st
       2023-08-10T03:45:32.428315Z
       
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       @sapphire @theorytoe @mischievoustomato @burner @bronze @bleedingphoenix @skylar lol i remember the 2 year contracts where you'd buy a phone for like 200 or 300 bucks and pay whatever rate they set as the installment every month on top of your bill and then they started introducing yearly upgrade plans and now we're here