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(DIR) Post #AYWgIomhLzCKQBwhBA by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-08T16:18:54Z
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Wow, you learn something new about kites every day.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYWgNWcAKuH3W5GPIm by jonberger@sfba.social
2023-08-08T16:19:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts I initially misread that as "kitties," and I was thinking "gosh, that's a higher-quality fact than usual."
(DIR) Post #AYWgRj5ZtmHxMb1ZFA by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
2023-08-08T16:20:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts The birds or the toys?
(DIR) Post #AYWgVCUr1BFxRFVHzU by ottaross@mastodon.social
2023-08-08T16:21:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's *mast" destruction. They're easily destroyed if you fly them on a ship and get them tangled in the mast. Makes a terrible mess.
(DIR) Post #AYWgvfdRIwB3L58ohU by thomas_klopf@mastodon.social
2023-08-08T16:25:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts depends if they are coated in anthrax
(DIR) Post #AYWhPUlsGEZGKgJA3M by KlingonHipster@mastodon.social
2023-08-08T16:31:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts benjamin franklin basically turned a kite in thor’s hammer, so this makes sense
(DIR) Post #AYWi6IooZlsdiM5z6W by DumbDonnyDrumpf@mstdn.social
2023-08-08T16:39:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts They’re almost as bad as windmills, actually. Windmills cause cancer and each one kills over a trillion birds every single day. It’s true. Believe me.
(DIR) Post #AYWj6jzzcVtzy064SO by CaptainVentris@mastodon.online
2023-08-08T16:50:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts DO we learn new things about kites every day? I mean do we though?
(DIR) Post #AYWjv8WchqEIVrOF2O by exodusofants_@mastodon.social
2023-08-08T16:59:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts like this one here. he is wanted in 87 countries secret agencieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaVImhkveU8&ab_channel=Pofuduq
(DIR) Post #AYWkP1MPuO5MynrktE by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-08T17:04:50Z
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@lowqualityfactsThat’s because they’re massless. How else could they possibly fly?It’s not like they’re buoyed up by an invisible substance that’s everywhere. We already disproved phlogiston!
(DIR) Post #AYX398HMJgU0vsdagy by btuftin@social.coop
2023-08-08T20:34:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Because they will destroy mass/energy in violation of the laws of Thermodynamics as well as the Geneva convention.
(DIR) Post #AYY1H2WVau0EeFKIC0 by iainl7@mastodon.social
2023-08-09T07:48:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts a WMD, earlier.
(DIR) Post #AYYcYoyeOSgw9UpcFU by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
2023-08-09T14:46:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts As are the trees that eat them.
(DIR) Post #AZPmqoyQAjVYlswSn2 by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-09-04T06:21:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Karens are technically classified as weapons of mass destruction.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AZPnV5putbNYebAQhk by costrike@mastodon.social
2023-09-04T06:28:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts and umbrellas
(DIR) Post #AZQE39jDWtuRNWw8Bc by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-04T11:26:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts At first I read "kitties" and I thought that was topical as I played Exploding Kittens yesterday and had tons of fun.:bobdobbs: Yes, I *really* played Exploding Kittens yesterday.
(DIR) Post #AZQMEQSgSHJm5w5WPQ by ansonkennedy@mastodon.social
2023-09-04T12:57:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts damn right.
(DIR) Post #AZQbhVFvCxz2fqRSYC by crAshBanzai@universeodon.com
2023-09-04T15:46:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts you misspelled KITTIES
(DIR) Post #AZRP9Bg6vJw6ix4tRA by claresudbery@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T01:05:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like this one even better than the last one.