Post AYUI09EYJTrP7qcR2e by callisto@disabled.social
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 (DIR) Post #AYUHMRwNLI2NYoBfXM by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-08-07T12:29:59Z
       
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       That is so interesting.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AYUHT4tlPX9o7j7t1k by KJ7OFH@mastodon.hams.social
       2023-08-07T12:31:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Now I want a set of obsidian chompers! Because 'Murka!! 🇺🇸
       
 (DIR) Post #AYUHaUwUygfWvPwZ9c by TheOtterITGuy@cupoftea.social
       2023-08-07T12:32:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts did they make a nether portal when set on fire?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYUHjwx8CpMkP4kLUu by quietmarc@kolektiva.social
       2023-08-07T12:34:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The real mystery is how he was *born* with them.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYUHsAWVdP6UoCDHo8 by claudiobrochado@masto.pt
       2023-08-07T12:35:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I've heard it wasn't odsidian, it was wood.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYUI09EYJTrP7qcR2e by callisto@disabled.social
       2023-08-07T12:37:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The reality is too horrible to joke about IMO.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYUIGM8y59XxnYjfMm by lensandpedals@ohai.social
       2023-08-07T12:40:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That’s what you get when you drink lava instead of coffee.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYUIdIzFz6IgfW8VI8 by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-08-07T12:44:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsObsidian makes for great fake teeth, except for the constant need to paint them white.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYUPiX0E09qvGS1nY8 by smilingheretic@mas.to
       2023-08-07T14:03:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts He had teeth made from a modern note-taking and writing app? #Obsidian How did that work?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYW7kXrYMgAReVhc4O by EndlessMason@hachyderm.io
       2023-08-08T09:51:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This is a particularly low quality fact, great work!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZOr1nm5Ax6Etehb6m by skydog@sfba.social
       2023-09-03T19:33:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Talk about a glass jaw...!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZOrcbVJl9c7YUPQnY by markusl@fosstodon.org
       2023-09-03T19:39:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That's a common mishearing.  Actually, he had teeth made of oblivion.  Every time he bit down, he passed out.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZOtVyY5sghUuOftvU by thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social
       2023-09-03T20:01:17Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Pardon me if I don't find this amusing, but IIRC, George Washington's "false" teeth were pulled from the jaws of healthy enslaved people. Horrifying.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZP44tYPRWjX5u70Iy by boggysturge@mastodon.social
       2023-09-03T21:59:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this is closer to reality than him having wooden teeth. It’s most likely that he had fake teeth from slaves. Slave teeth. New word.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZPjqT7799HF709GF6 by fuzzybear1982@mastodon.social
       2023-09-04T05:47:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Why is it that I had to go to TikTok over 20 years after my high school graduation to find out that the first president of the United States didn't use wood nor obsidian for false teeth, but rather the very real teeth of the enslaved people in service to him? 👀🙃
       
 (DIR) Post #AZRP5rQNlmxB2W8QK0 by claresudbery@mastodon.social
       2023-09-05T01:04:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I like this one even better than the last one.