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(DIR) Post #AYNOfHHUXNJRZkGmCO by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-04T04:48:51Z
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That makes sense.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYNOptl0L5tNnp8dYO by CodieneC@mstdn.ca
2023-08-04T04:50:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well what else could it possibly be
(DIR) Post #AYNOsfAn1F7hRJW8zA by JPK_elmediat@c.im
2023-08-04T04:51:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts On their way to the latest Taylor Swift concert, where they will soak up the good vibes.
(DIR) Post #AYNOyomYCoiCyl7BEu by kelexyn1203@mastodon.social
2023-08-04T04:52:21Z
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@lowqualityfactsSomehow, all I can think of are Graboids
(DIR) Post #AYNPuUJST4EmI50RMm by phaysis@mastodon.coffee
2023-08-04T05:02:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I f'n KNEW IT
(DIR) Post #AYNRPdSKcjjtZwZZT6 by Grand_Damage@mastodon.online
2023-08-04T05:19:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts A herd of worms is called a "murder". FYI.
(DIR) Post #AYNTYLBU7vCHQNyIXg by peemee@theblower.au
2023-08-04T05:43:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts That is the indigenous legend an hour travel south of here. It’s an earthquake hotspot and the home of the giant earthworm.
(DIR) Post #AYNVfYAMSUyNcf0liC by knwmoon@mastodon.online
2023-08-04T06:07:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts This makes much more intuitive sense than plate tectonics. Which is why intuition needs to gtfo of my brain
(DIR) Post #AYNWQIJnCMSS57iDku by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-04T06:15:48Z
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@lowqualityfactsSandworms, technically.
(DIR) Post #AYNWmmvE5wgxMtwndg by loshmi@social.coop
2023-08-04T06:19:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts the spice must flow
(DIR) Post #AYNZOTgeG6i6clEDEe by q_observations@mstdn.social
2023-08-04T06:49:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh, I always was taught it occurred when worms ate Quakers Chewy Dipps as a midnight snack.
(DIR) Post #AYNaUmkIPYzVQSVQO0 by MarvinTheMartian@noc.social
2023-08-04T07:01:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Hey_Beth I had not heard that one but it makes TOTAL sense 🙃
(DIR) Post #AYNu2c78LOyNQY23Ye by MahatmaKG@birds.town
2023-08-04T10:40:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Walk without rhythm
(DIR) Post #AYNw8W8LgxUUWcXkcy by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
2023-08-04T11:03:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts actually it's their gastric disturbances after eating too much chili - the whole "migration" thing is just a rumor they spread so people don't start making jokes about worm farts.
(DIR) Post #AYNy5IkBDazU2LphBo by jaycee@toot.community
2023-08-04T11:25:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYNy7J7slfd3nlsNLk by jaycee@toot.community
2023-08-04T11:26:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts so THAT’S how Farage got here….😁
(DIR) Post #AYO4ENNlwOogkq3v0q by Penguinflight@mastodon.scot
2023-08-04T12:34:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes, but we note you don't say how BIG the earthworms are...
(DIR) Post #AYOaWzGN2Nmdz7WCTw by ellie@ellieayla.net
2023-08-04T18:36:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Some are the descendants of pet rocks that were flushed into the sewers around 4 billion years ago.
(DIR) Post #AYRmFHe7jTnqi7pitc by theunhurriedreader@mastodon.social
2023-08-06T07:31:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tremors, surely …
(DIR) Post #AYlQ1m6W5RFMQka9UO by AngryWraith@poa.st
2023-08-15T18:57:17.683274Z
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@lowqualityfacts Why is this is so anti semitic?
(DIR) Post #AZKPKqdSAFKGZ37GwS by kithrup@mastodon.cloud
2023-09-01T16:04:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts No, it's due to migration patterns of graboids.
(DIR) Post #AZKPoJAZ9cn3SWeV4C by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-09-01T16:09:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts When I was a kid, my mom would tell me that my stomach rumbled because it was full of worms. I believed her.Of course, I ate worms then. So it wasn't too complicated for me to understand.
(DIR) Post #AZKQGGzWqUH2oQpAbQ by staidwinnow@mastodon.social
2023-09-01T16:14:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can confirm.This fact was the inspiration for the plot behind the immortal classic "Tremors."
(DIR) Post #AZKQyzHnWJxevogtvc by phi1997@mastodon.social
2023-09-01T16:22:47Z
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@lowqualityfactsBut who herds them?@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZKSZmg1SphsUe8EYC by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-01T16:40:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes, and volcanoes are powered by their collective farting.
(DIR) Post #AZKSk7OTIHXRdpqlge by old_hippie@masto.ai
2023-09-01T16:42:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Worms are not native to North America so I believe either Russia or China 'infected' the US for nefarious purposes. Earthquakes from worms makes sense!