Post AYMo1uhACnr367qEIS by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AYMTks80UxWd87zgGm by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-03T18:11:12Z
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I am absolutely floored that I have 25,000 followers after less than a year of being on Mastodon. I would donate a kidney to each and every one of you. Not one of my kidneys obviously, but the sentiment is still just as meaningful.
(DIR) Post #AYMTrqmhtMlgzSMHgW by Greenseer@mstdn.social
2023-08-03T18:12:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'll accept a kidney bean 🫘
(DIR) Post #AYMTwGssnQVx5xM5Ls by Viss@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T18:13:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts i, too, am into patè.i will happily accept a kidney
(DIR) Post #AYMUCYIznBvrl8Kgdc by adipoeserPursch@swiss-talk.net
2023-08-03T18:16:12Z
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You'r kidneying. @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYMUPjyjhdlfjB93cu by ptrourke@code4lib.social
2023-08-03T18:18:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts A low quality fact: Such offers are binding in six states, regardless of satiric intent.
(DIR) Post #AYMUSgesVJcQIaGHa4 by tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2023-08-03T18:19:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tomorrow's low quality fact is `you can divide` you'^H^H `someone's kidney into 25 (thousand) pieces and it will regrow`.
(DIR) Post #AYMUwxcdzs71bCeVBw by ottaross@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T18:24:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts A steak & kidney pie with a pint would go down well.
(DIR) Post #AYMViSIFmQfYKmlImG by JVNardulli@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T18:33:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's OK, I'm giving you someone else's boosts 👍
(DIR) Post #AYMWZnCEnHooVmNh1k by jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-03T18:42:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can you make a steak kidney pie? Or do we have to do the cooking ourselves?
(DIR) Post #AYMX8vTE1VXKJB50t6 by tkk13909@fosstodon.org
2023-08-03T18:49:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hold up,, how tf are you following 21,000 people???
(DIR) Post #AYMYebtyPjwcq2GNvs by flakyfred@mastodon.online
2023-08-03T19:06:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm guessing you are not British as not only do you talk in a funny language, but you obviously don't know that all Brits would happily give up the kidney from their Steak & Kidney Pie served to them for school dinner.
(DIR) Post #AYMZlSPQCr4TNVnlUu by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2023-08-03T19:18:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts You know you have our hearts.
(DIR) Post #AYMZwKRABawXq5nfmq by Farah@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T19:20:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts aww thanks buddy! Can I fries with mine?
(DIR) Post #AYMa5In1gEnTKuIz3Y by Kyote@stranger.social
2023-08-03T19:22:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂 Aww
(DIR) Post #AYMaqKEo783rRCipYu by failedLyndonLaRouchite@mas.to
2023-08-03T19:30:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dear LQFbiotech is here to help youwe will stick a very fine needle into your kidney, and take out a tiny sample, maybe a few thousand cellswe will then "transform" the cells so they are like HeLa cells, growing forever in a petri dishso soon there will be an unlimited supply of LQF kidney cells !!!!PS: of course I'm joking, but this is, technically, not that hard, afaik
(DIR) Post #AYMddjWx45dBymtcxM by Plonkapple@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T20:01:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts You got any kidneys from Sydney?
(DIR) Post #AYMdrPmtGWFOnmsKX2 by TNLNYC@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T20:04:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Give away one kidney and people think you're a hero. Give away 10 and they think you're evil.
(DIR) Post #AYMeDT0dy2UpAIp7Fw by pixelpusher220@universeodon.com
2023-08-03T20:07:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts I too would donate kid knees.I don't have any kids but they like candy so are obtainable
(DIR) Post #AYMlUHYOVmtWEpZjIO by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T21:29:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thinly veiled brag about how big your kidney collection is.
(DIR) Post #AYMnE0eLnBCh5QjIMC by ashguy@hachyderm.io
2023-08-03T21:49:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd go so far as to say *more* meaningful.
(DIR) Post #AYMo1uhACnr367qEIS by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T21:58:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thanks for the offer, good kidneys are hard to find 👍
(DIR) Post #AYMuaDcDk2C88MdYUC by nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T23:11:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts What am I supposed to do with a used kidney?
(DIR) Post #AYMwoJZ4cR4GY10wHg by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-08-03T23:36:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts This new CryptoKidney currency is intreaguing! #ThatJystMakesSense
(DIR) Post #AYMzDltKday3Y7kxIu by quats@mastodon.social
2023-08-04T00:03:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts But I wanted a kidney.
(DIR) Post #AYN9ffNhR1yZ0Zttzc by notabird@mstdn.social
2023-08-04T02:00:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am concerned about your access to kidneys.
(DIR) Post #AYNF0IrwpTJp2Yi0cC by Scrambelzini@mastodon.social
2023-08-04T03:00:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, if you ever need a kidney you have 25,000 friends to ask! 😂❤
(DIR) Post #AYNMlze4J0Tczuu7ma by SNerd@lor.sh
2023-08-04T04:27:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just imagine how more many you’d have if you’d post high quality facts!
(DIR) Post #AYOg0oQSOVgOpdHFoW by RachelA@mastodon.online
2023-08-04T19:37:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yea i noticed you unfollowed me. That’s ok, i guess I am too high quality for u.Still like your facts tho. Thanks.
(DIR) Post #AYOgqOgJM8Yo2tI4WG by vriska@lizards.live
2023-08-04T19:47:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts think you might be the most followed account I'm aware of and I've been here since 2016 lol that's insane
(DIR) Post #AZJROuy60BJtuYsdFI by rowjimmy@shakedown.social
2023-09-01T04:52:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts every follower must give a kidney to the follower in their left.
(DIR) Post #AZJS4atV1l0joabRpY by NWengrov@tooot.im
2023-09-01T05:00:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would donate a kidney bean to each one of them
(DIR) Post #AZJTGdKpsUAuoYh5gu by condret@shitposter.club
2023-09-01T05:13:46.408833Z
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@lowqualityfacts *influencer ideology intensifies*MUST GET FOLLOWERS!
(DIR) Post #AZJUKCrgKqnhpaKDke by lacouvee@mastodon.online
2023-09-01T05:25:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts congratulations!
(DIR) Post #AZJUPjO6qJwy9C7wmG by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-09-01T05:26:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was just about to call dibs, and then I finished reading the toot. Damn.
(DIR) Post #AZJWQ3UKJIskOaJkbg by glennf@twit.social
2023-09-01T05:49:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts I need a spleen and part of your liver, please.
(DIR) Post #AZJsC2R7cbne4TXXRg by RoLarenRED57@universeodon.com
2023-09-01T09:52:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ironically, #LowQualityFacts turn out to be #HighQualityHumar No kidney for me, thanks, but the cat might like it.
(DIR) Post #AZKB7T0jI2FQAfjFSK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-01T13:25:01Z
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@mwshook I can get a good deal if I buy them in bulk but I'll need at least $300 for that many kidneys.
(DIR) Post #AZYYSCiJhh9Aiafu6q by fbmac@masto.ai
2023-09-08T11:52:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts what do you think of lemmy? I've been testing it recently, I think it's easier to search things there as it's organized in communities that are like reddit subreddits