Post AYL1ToczGeHdTbbSNs by exodusofants_@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AYKyIGAojCCdZQE11k by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-03T00:43:56Z
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I love snails.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYKybuozp83Z8kOIkq by grisish@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T00:47:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts That’s a proper low quality fact 😁 love it 😂😂😂
(DIR) Post #AYL1ToczGeHdTbbSNs by exodusofants_@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T01:19:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts facts about snails up to this point:1. they can survive in mars;2. they make terrible shoelaces
(DIR) Post #AYL2BJYIAS2Pq39I0G by chrisbarnes@sfba.social
2023-08-03T01:27:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Those experts really like freeze dried snails. Crunchy...
(DIR) Post #AYL6NCnfUrOsBnGaW0 by Tertle950@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T02:14:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is a terrible and unfactual statement and people like you are helping spread fake news for [US POLITICIAN], the most evil thing alive. CRABS could survive on Mars. Not SNAILS.
(DIR) Post #AYLFcsSBoM6PJ4lf72 by jeffc@mastodon.online
2023-08-03T03:58:10Z
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@lowqualityfactsTheir problem isn't surviving there. It's getting there. But snails are nothing if not persistent.Once they conquered the land and turned their eyestalks on redder pastures, their 300 million year program was born, a program to breed a species that could not only take them there, it could be double-dog dared into doing it.They are close, so close, to their goal. But if it's not us, it will be whatever they replace us with. They can be patient. Time favors them.
(DIR) Post #AYLH1m2ctB6qc4FKJE by RTFirefly@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T04:13:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Best fact yet. I almost bought it, even while recognizing its origin.
(DIR) Post #AYLI0bvH7kUAtZoiXI by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-03T04:24:52Z
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@lowqualityfactsAlthough snails do not live on Mars yet.
(DIR) Post #AZIFcWpj8fL2VJjHzE by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-08-31T15:06:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Look at that S car go... to mars! #WrongJoke
(DIR) Post #AZIFhxFuKRvRtoYwRU by Penguinflight@mastodon.scot
2023-08-31T15:07:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts "I for one welcome our monopod mollusc overlords" etc etc
(DIR) Post #AZIFkkDPGjicK9it3w by KosmikrosSisters@masto.ai
2023-08-31T15:07:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts :blobcatthinkingglare:
(DIR) Post #AZIGHw5m8ERSiRyqtE by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-31T15:13:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Snails do not live on Mars, in that they are not native from there. However, all the probes sent by the US to Mars had crews of snails on it. Using snails was a way to reduce resource consumption and weight.
(DIR) Post #AZIHk90rmmmIqrhPF2 by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-08-31T15:29:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts it would take a long long long time for them to get there
(DIR) Post #AZII2jIlbVawbyvy52 by alexanderhay@mastodon.social
2023-08-31T15:33:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Check this total Mad Lad out:https://youtu.be/Gk8JTIjm4ws?si=HjKdVuIpNsU3bLsQ
(DIR) Post #AZILdDntyUeZV3abhI by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
2023-08-31T16:13:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Martian environment is so well-suited for snails, anyone who goes there will eventually turn into one.
(DIR) Post #AZIRIPPeDYyx9Dhgsi by jaycee@toot.community
2023-08-31T17:16:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts experts! 😳