Post AYJ1AlERHTGP7s7CDY by kingbeauregard@c.im
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(DIR) Post #AYJ00jDzmxI23DYmUS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-02T01:53:46Z
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Trump is now facing so many indictments that I think we can throw some fun ones at him and he won't even notice:-conspiracy to date daughter-attempted literacy-illegally tiny hands-aggravated spray tan
(DIR) Post #AYJ0EMeSVnXg5zRLYO by tin@discordian.social
2023-08-02T01:56:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts - unlawful use of caps lock- use of diet coke during the commission of crimes- first degree covfefe
(DIR) Post #AYJ0KsVuxglAeUYEKW by imissthejoe@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T01:57:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts -assault on the eyes (with interior decore)-cucking without a permit-unlicensed wobbling
(DIR) Post #AYJ0P0DgFmHZi3zHRg by dsp@social.sdf.org
2023-08-02T01:58:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts attempted literacy. brutal XD
(DIR) Post #AYJ0QbAwL1ukcESzQ0 by InfraredEyes@mastodon.nz
2023-08-02T01:58:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts "attempted literacy" is perfect.
(DIR) Post #AYJ0wWY54lJPX5Vuk4 by Buddyz_FJ@sfba.social
2023-08-02T02:04:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts claim that he was Barron’s father.
(DIR) Post #AYJ1AlERHTGP7s7CDY by kingbeauregard@c.im
2023-08-02T02:06:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Malicious violation of the laws of grammar
(DIR) Post #AYJ1XEd4f9fKffM2Vs by pacanukeha@mstdn.ca
2023-08-02T02:10:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts we need a hashtag for this. #IndictmentGames #HashtagGames #OtherIndictments
(DIR) Post #AYJ2JkomHyKQP1xrN2 by MartyLemert@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T02:19:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts You left off aggravated assault with hairspray.
(DIR) Post #AYJ2Z8lvVitj2Ry3NI by SNerd@lor.sh
2023-08-02T02:22:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts - lying to the FBI about his weight
(DIR) Post #AYJ37XUe6VSxYXHs4e by intothewestaway@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-02T02:28:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Conspiracy on a grassy knoll
(DIR) Post #AYJ4GTLUzfMdFkpfPc by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-08-02T02:41:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts-impersonating a billionaire-steak crime-hair fraud-daddy issues in the first, second, and third degrees
(DIR) Post #AYJ4Q87ikhG4KTzcbA by afreytes@mastodon.gamedev.place
2023-08-02T02:43:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts attempted literacy?For sure he would even be found not guilty of possession!
(DIR) Post #AYJ636M1MeHO5cpQzg by IveyJanette@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T03:01:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts -throwing ketchup bottles in anger-eating Big Macs-playing bad golf
(DIR) Post #AYJ6iWt7cIcMFw487E by edithfrost@ravenation.club
2023-08-02T03:08:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Crowd-size fraud. Illegally allowing wife to go down escalator 10 steps ahead of him. Fraudulently promoting an unhealthy burger diet. Malaria also charged for destruction of property, digging up the rose garden
(DIR) Post #AYJ7DpJRAINiNLIXTM by maddad@mastodon.world
2023-08-02T03:14:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts -failing to yield
(DIR) Post #AYJ7M42mHJgONeQwwy by noiseician@mastodon.world
2023-08-02T03:16:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts comb-over and hair plugs declared crimes against humanity
(DIR) Post #AYJ7Ukc9sxecjB7nn6 by SharonCrockett@toot.community
2023-08-02T03:17:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts - chocolate cake hoarding- disorderly flinging of ketchup- wobbly glass grabbing
(DIR) Post #AYJ7btNbh8ElwKiw76 by DaSkinny1@newsie.social
2023-08-02T03:18:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts- Ketchup (catsup) on filet- Abuse of remaining ketchup (catsup)- Abuse of walls with remaining ketchup (catsup)- Attempted murder of population via bleach (insider trading in bleach?) - (I think Indictment covers murder of population via military) - Being a Bunker Bitch
(DIR) Post #AYJ7mXxZfpAUh0cyo4 by KikoKate@chaosfem.tw
2023-08-02T03:20:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Additional charge: Covfefe.
(DIR) Post #AYJ7tWTPbBK26qqVPM by gwync@mastodon.coffee
2023-08-02T03:22:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts - C- money laundering- impersonating an adult- own goals
(DIR) Post #AYJ8kgCi9QO9dWNhya by aka_quant_noir@hcommons.social
2023-08-02T03:31:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts -Intentional infliction of alternative facts-illegally inflating hair for tax purposes-use of interdicted Russian golf balls-naming youngest child after fake identity used for press purposes
(DIR) Post #AYJ90PtIZQmZfwnzDk by IveyJanette@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T03:34:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Burying his ex-wife on the first hole of his golf course.
(DIR) Post #AYJAz3FVSz7H4WfZtg by RufusJCooter@mstdn.social
2023-08-02T03:56:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts -felony defacement of public records with Sharpie(tm) magic marker
(DIR) Post #AYJBkbG8ppH4ABdiAi by aethervision@universeodon.com
2023-08-02T04:05:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts - impersonating a mushroom in a non-consensual manner.
(DIR) Post #AYJCMLXPjdTgPNiXy4 by NailClippings@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T04:12:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts - Felony use of a combover. - Theft of a David Byrne suit. - Illegal possession of furniture from Versailles.
(DIR) Post #AYJCyyHy6nBpb1uWu0 by girlfreddy@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T04:19:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts serving McDonald's food to Clemson players in the fucking White Houseforcing all of us to use valuable brain time to think up names for him (my go-to is orange kumquat)making me feel that my nation's government really wasn't so bad compared to him
(DIR) Post #AYJFZm1irSC6BmzKlM by EARieman@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T04:48:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Enshittifying the discourseStephen MillerSwamping the drainIngesting National secrets
(DIR) Post #AYJFvbu5BCbdABpLpw by barkingcorndog@universeodon.com
2023-08-02T04:52:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts attempted literacy is a bullshit charge, and you know it! There's no evidence Trump ever tried that.
(DIR) Post #AYJIfO8CusGlg9OGEC by AnOldGuy@mastodon.au
2023-08-02T05:21:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts capitalised social media posting
(DIR) Post #AYJIl8Y3laTh5QDvwu by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-08-02T05:23:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYJIwezNUeZmsuUpeq by AnOldGuy@mastodon.au
2023-08-02T05:25:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts attempted Mussolini
(DIR) Post #AYJJ7gqUvjtTpRbOmO by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-08-02T05:27:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYJJU6hLUaUENa0iUi by servelan@newsie.social
2023-08-02T05:31:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Cheating on his dementia test
(DIR) Post #AYJLWYSBT8kWwtDJKK by mmanciop@mastodon.online
2023-08-02T05:54:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’d pile on the following:* felony disregard of eugenics (also known as Eric)* aiding and abetting a vampire cult (Rudy & Steven Miller)* conspiracy to commit necromancy (because that’s the only rational explanation for Steve Bannon’s looks)* child abandonment (this is a slam dunk for all his offspring other than the coked-up ine and the one he wants to bang)
(DIR) Post #AYJO9K1BH1dhNcCFMG by opalmirror@hachyderm.io
2023-08-02T06:24:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Walking in front of The Queen and generally blocking Her way.
(DIR) Post #AYJQ62veYPfpQ0B1Q8 by EJGilbert@disabled.social
2023-08-02T06:46:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts spelling hamburger and coffee wrong...
(DIR) Post #AYJQQh1bBiz1Z6nqOe by Honmedblommorna@mastodon.nu
2023-08-02T06:49:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts something hair.
(DIR) Post #AYJV1QTe4fWOm6h0Sm by ArnimRanthoron@ruhr.social
2023-08-02T07:41:15Z
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@lowqualityfactsDon't forget faux ferret!
(DIR) Post #AYJaVbFj4jI4eXOCQq by marshalla99@thx.gg
2023-08-02T08:42:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts conspiracy to commit tonsorial abuse.
(DIR) Post #AYJaYBMfmZutEPs0TQ by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T08:43:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts* illegally planting inadequate mushrooms 🍄
(DIR) Post #AYJeM34DCuTTq1hl1E by namenlos@fem.social
2023-08-02T09:25:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts or the nice German one:Erregung öffentlichen Ärgernisses (literally: "causing public anger/annoyance", even though it mostly refers to public indecency, which, arguably, could be said about Trump's behavior as well)
(DIR) Post #AYJenJfXaaVD9CAQpk by Barebower@mas.to
2023-08-02T09:30:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts • Impersonating fairy floss (cotton candy for U.S. folks)• Culpable covfefe• Not playing the ball where it lies... and iying about it
(DIR) Post #AYJmiNwF5ULIZe8fpY by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-02T10:59:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts heresy while attempting to stare down sun god
(DIR) Post #AYJpc7GkRyil04QtKS by IreneMoews@vmst.io
2023-08-02T11:31:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts But the worst thing: there are even worse and more dangerous politicians, f.ex. Ron DeSantis.
(DIR) Post #AYJq9akbrKXHzZMXSK by Krolowa@geekdom.social
2023-08-02T11:38:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts He should do some serious time for that tan alone. In Pennsylvania, you could get 5 to 15 for an aggravated spray tan.
(DIR) Post #AYJsQYOU4hzbVuEHNw by benjamincox@writing.exchange
2023-08-02T12:03:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Crimes Against Hair Styling & Conspiracy To Commit Incest #OtherIndictments #HashtagGames
(DIR) Post #AYJsSwZx7v6b6KjWoC by unhook2048@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T12:03:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts crimes against feline toupe repurposing.
(DIR) Post #AYJsZOhDV6aa2hCyfI by kingu@mstdn.social
2023-08-02T12:05:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts -unemptied diaper
(DIR) Post #AYJt5HOoALYwg6ngwq by Catweazle@social.vivaldi.net
2023-08-02T12:10:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts, it is clear that Trump is an undesirable person who should deliver pizzas or exposed in a Zoo, but not be in politics, but deep down he is just one more symptom of a dystopian society in a savage capitalism, aggravated by ignorance and religious fervor.
(DIR) Post #AYJtEDqGlChqFhuRfM by GatekeepKen@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T12:12:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts - misuse of Catsup
(DIR) Post #AYJzWRYl64LnjZn5LE by AJLZarychta@universeodon.com
2023-08-02T13:23:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts :ablobcatbongo: Aggravated Spray Tan is my favorite.
(DIR) Post #AYK13MPLN8aFGZeAD2 by Suig@mstdn.party
2023-08-02T13:40:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts - Sexual assault with a mushroom - Pubic corruption - Mail order wife fraud - Grave digging- Copyright Impeachment - Assault with a bottle of ketchup
(DIR) Post #AYK1x9Pyr3N1CDY0vo by negativenull@mastodon.online
2023-08-02T13:50:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts - impersonating a ginger- possession of Diet Coke- trafficking of Goya Beans
(DIR) Post #AYK5Ox7CUQpb0giC3M by plank123@mastodon.world
2023-08-02T14:28:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Possession of appalling taste
(DIR) Post #AYK6nCWawtEphqiTU8 by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-08-02T14:44:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts - bad combover
(DIR) Post #AYK8UtL9jmlYu0lMwK by Haste@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T15:03:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Conspiracy to be a big poopy baby
(DIR) Post #AYKAV4GPKAZwgmkmvY by Techpriest2@mastodon.world
2023-08-02T15:26:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Aggravated impersonation of a human being by a semi-sentient turd.
(DIR) Post #AYKB2GrnUHJZKi4hvc by djr@union.place
2023-08-02T15:32:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Add plagiarising a mushroom!
(DIR) Post #AYKOGaIvJZXb4kv0i0 by PaulNickson@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T18:00:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ketchup abuse.
(DIR) Post #AYKicHmOrq2t4pKbVQ by wytchgsd@mastodon.online
2023-08-02T21:48:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wanton misuse of an umbrella Possession of an offensive faceWearing a tie without regard for the general public and other crimes against dress sense
(DIR) Post #AZEtOcjTd0LYHQtHvc by jayreding@mastodon.world
2023-08-30T00:12:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Vehicular sodomy
(DIR) Post #AZEtQD7dojuDQkwyCO by NaraMoore@sakurajima.moe
2023-08-30T00:13:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Isn't this what you were just called down onto the rug about? Stop enabling fascists.A low-quality call-out.
(DIR) Post #AZEyjBKdCLF79NtL7Y by Onemeatball@mstdn.party
2023-08-30T01:12:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts How about flushing govt docs down the toilet? I can't believe they're letting him get away with that.
(DIR) Post #AZF7wkVYcl1nbEXwXY by Life_is@no-pony.farm
2023-08-30T02:55:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Trump actually never gilded the white house, made it into a bancrupt casino or put neon letters T R U M P on it.
(DIR) Post #AZFSBPORPPCLXYU9lg by ZoraSaidSo@mastodon.social
2023-08-30T06:42:41Z
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@lowqualityfactsDefying the laws of gravity with his forward leaning stance " / "
(DIR) Post #AZGV2Wrekuc37sZHZQ by cabinet_creature@mastodon.online
2023-08-30T18:49:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts can we add hummus hair to the list?
(DIR) Post #AZNf7bWbDObKfyUsKW by marcial0505@mastodon.social
2023-09-03T05:45:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Disruptive Comb-overs.