Post AYIXgrCTd2zWHJaO0m by stevetim@poa.st
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 (DIR) Post #AYIUSN24hAywnX7Z56 by Shadowman311@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:00:09.855920Z
       
       27 likes, 6 repeats
       
       Lmao, Ubisoft finally sets an Assassin's Creed game in Japan and not only is the protagonist a Samurai (even though a Ninja would fit the aesthetic 100 times better) but he's also a black guy because Ubi managed to find the one black guy who managed to become a samurai. Expect the game to center on how racist Japan is, and be completely DOA.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIUZyKSQUXwUwLOcq by Some_German_Guy@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:01:39.793135Z
       
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       @Shadowman311 fucks sake.now i remember why i have not played any of them since black flag.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIUfGMEp6rXrRhRwG by ChineseCheese@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:02:37.319946Z
       
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       @Shadowman311 Yosuke wasn't even a samurai. He was a retainer and weapon carrier for Oda Nobunaga. Literally just a weapon-carrying monkey.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIUhpaEpFXJguTNKq by Shadowman311@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:03:04.518733Z
       
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       @Some_German_Guy I mean devils advocate, at least they didn't make him up, Yasuke was a real guy, though the portrayal of him in the game probably won't even be close to reality.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIUjjHtCkyMkAnO7M by caekislove@gleasonator.com
       2023-08-01T20:03:25.486079Z
       
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       @Shadowman311 Who even still buys those games? They look more like tech demos than anything you'd spend real time playing.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIUnvSVtTxTePlXm4 by Shadowman311@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:04:08.117837Z
       
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       @ChineseCheese Lmao how am I not surprised, this game is going to have outrage advertising and die at launch.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIUspgsle5FD0pJNQ by SirVo@noagendasocial.com
       2023-08-01T20:05:04Z
       
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       @Shadowman311 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEw0VLknrts&t=56
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIUuuwyBSbM6GLTrU by SirVo@noagendasocial.com
       2023-08-01T20:05:26Z
       
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       @Shadowman311 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEw0VLknrts
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIUyh9pPFvSTuA3OK by Twoinchdestroya@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:06:07.283497Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Shadowman311 @ChineseCheese He'll be the monkey samurai that did all the dirty work that helped his retainer achieve power.Thankless, but he'll be rewarded with the prized daughter and a powerful nig secret society family.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIV9AN3e98HysLHcG by Shadowman311@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:08:00.753476Z
       
       17 likes, 2 repeats
       
       Like really Ubisoft, you had the ball tee'd up for you, just make the protagonist either some vengeful Japanese guy or make it an attractive Japanese woman. Or both, do another syndicate and you'd have a smash hit but no, you had to choose the Yasuke, a dude who was basically the Samurai equivalent of a golf caddie
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIVOU32llb3LuHiJU by EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:10:47.527387Z
       
       4 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @Shadowman311 niggasoft, assasin’s shieeet
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIVh0DLulxqKJw9lQ by Griffith@5dollah.click
       2023-08-01T20:14:07.997322Z
       
       6 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Shadowman311 lesson is never be nice to black people or include them in anything.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIVqVb8bHxoGeay6y by Arkana@freespeechextremist.com
       2023-08-01T20:15:51.919307Z
       
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       @Shadowman311 @Some_German_Guy Yasuke was not real. I forget where the post is, but it's something like "there might have been a black guy in Japan" got exaggerated more and more to completely nonsensical claims
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIVvwRYDXXCyVhZSK by Shadowman311@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:16:48.011494Z
       
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       @Arkana @Some_German_Guy Again, I'm not surprised
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIWLXJcGV9gZTC8v2 by MeBigbrain@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:21:27.861179Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Shadowman311 Assassin's Apollo Creed
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIWPH7aPrNnVLLoNU by Arkana@freespeechextremist.com
       2023-08-01T20:22:08.923091Z
       
       14 likes, 2 repeats
       
       @Shadowman311 @Some_German_Guy He was a negro slave brought in by a Jesuit missionary. The guys they showed him to were surprised since they never saw a black man before, and gave him some pocket money.Then the claims go to that he could speak Japanese, after barely being there. (He was probably taught a few words at most). He was in a "battle" as in they treated him like an animal and a pack mule.Screenshot 2023-08-01 at 14-18-10 Yasuke - Wikipedia.pngScreenshot 2023-08-01 at 14-19-20 Yasuke - Wikipedia.pngScreenshot 2023-08-01 at 14-20-48 Yasuke - Wikipedia.png
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIWbuqKYdQ2ArJ6KO by stevetim@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:24:25.515372Z
       
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       @Arkana @Shadowman311 @Some_German_Guy He was a real person, but he was a court pet and not a samurai.  He was a Portuguese slave bought by Nobunaga who used him to entertain guests. When Nobunaga was betrayed, and then the betrayer was defeated, Yasuke fell into the hands of Nobunaga's successor.  At first they wanted to execute him because he should have died with his master, but then they decided he was actually an animal and not a person so they gave him to a Christian missionary. That is basically the entire story.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIWcUhNFPe3NVOSMi by Unsolicited@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:24:32.025064Z
       
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       @Shadowman311 I sincerely hope that when Asscreed Niggapan edition comes out that it will be compared with Ghost of Tsushima and thus be absolutely mogged.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIWmbUGrWiTKR5LUW by Some_German_Guy@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:26:21.357148Z
       
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       @stevetim @Arkana @Shadowman311 the japanese probably thought of him as a hairless monkey or something.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIWrocFTg1DUiImGm by ItsSkyDragonz@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:27:17.867379Z
       
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       @Shadowman311 Are they even making money with this shit anymore? Even a dollar profit? They cant be...Lost the pic but like one dude said "they somehow made a game about assassin's fighting across history for artifacts and somehow made it boring and repetitive
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIWyjtnPhxWtMoLgG by stevetim@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:28:33.256848Z
       
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       @Some_German_Guy @Arkana @Shadowman311 Yes, there are a few funny anecdotes that come along much later and may or may not be true, like Nobunaga telling the Portuguese to bathe him and laughing hysterically when the black didn't come off, and that led to him buying Yasuke to repeat the joke to other Japanese.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIX4UpCN7P9sUPDZw by apropos@freespeechextremist.com
       2023-08-01T20:29:35.906815Z
       
       8 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Arkana @Shadowman311 @Some_German_Guy "and his name? Nobunaga Einstein"
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIX9Uy7GSjbluxiW8 by stevetim@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:30:29.750589Z
       
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       @Arkana @Shadowman311 @Some_German_Guy There is no actual source for him ever being in battle, or for 99% of the rest of the Wikipedia entry. The extent of contemporary primary sources on him is less than a paragraph.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIXAnWbl3rLc3iOO0 by johnnyappleseed@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:30:43.923565Z
       
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       @stevetim @Arkana @Shadowman311 @Some_German_Guy Also, and don’t know the source off-hand, but someone in that lord’s court wrote that when Yasuke was first presented to Nobunaga, Nobunaga had him washed because he thought someone painted a man with black ink as a prank.Quite a comical sight to imagine.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIXOXz6KktXT9bB5M by Sultry@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:33:12.926587Z
       
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       @Some_German_Guy @Shadowman311 Rogue was good, basically a North American winter reskin of Black Flag, but yeah after those it's been shit. Once they made them overly complicated with weapon buffs and stuff I stopped caring.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIXOpKzobVfHyyP4a by MeBigbrain@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:33:15.854858Z
       
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       @Arkana @Shadowman311 @Some_German_Guy >his lord dies after losing a battle he fought in>runs away>captured laterThis dishonorable nigger should have sepukku'd five times
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIXPtxw5rsFvrhQvo by stevetim@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:33:27.815348Z
       
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       @Arkana @Shadowman311 @Some_German_Guy It should be noted that a sword-bearer is not a warrior, it is a court position like a cup-bearer. The daimyo would traditionally not wear his sword while holding court, and a servant would hold it instead.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIXUKouBx3CNUabXE by Some_German_Guy@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:34:15.603276Z
       
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       @johnnyappleseed @stevetim @Arkana @Shadowman311 heard the same story, but in the version i heard it was because the nigger stank so bad the the court audience could not continue in his presence.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIXYXiCCblVWGSQoS by johnnyappleseed@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:35:01.421160Z
       
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       @Some_German_Guy @stevetim @Arkana @Shadowman311 I guess we’ll never know since both are equally believable.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIXcoH4Z6Wm2so0pM by Some_German_Guy@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:35:47.500202Z
       
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       @Sultry @Shadowman311 asscreed peaked with brotherhood.the game where you played a feather indien was the beginning of the end.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIXgrCTd2zWHJaO0m by stevetim@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:36:31.561095Z
       
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       @johnnyappleseed @Some_German_Guy @Arkana @Shadowman311 All of those stories came along much later, and because they are somewhat stereotypical stories about a first encounter with black people it is about 50/50 whether they happened at all or whether the later Japanese writer just thought it was the kind of thing that would have happened.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIXrfPPoDRWtSnBCK by stevetim@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:38:28.847312Z
       
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       @johnnyappleseed @Some_German_Guy @Arkana @Shadowman311 The modern judeo-liberal version of the story is the same phenomena through a very different lens, they didn't find new sources about this wog but rather they just dreamt up things that historical negros would do according to their worldview, like being the most awesomest warrior and wise sage etc.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIY858xtbA7LEvPtI by stevetim@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:41:26.864325Z
       
       7 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @johnnyappleseed @Some_German_Guy @Arkana @Shadowman311 There were in fact two non-Asian samurai, both White men.Unlike Yasuke, there is an enormous amount of documentation of their lives.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Adams_(pilot)en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Joosten_van_Lodensteijn
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIYSncSFJgJ4Wb67U by Some_German_Guy@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:45:11.069380Z
       
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       @stevetim @johnnyappleseed @Arkana @Shadowman311 yea, but cant have a white guy as main character.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIYW9lsLGo6dybYgK by CrustyB@nicecrew.digital
       2023-08-01T20:45:47.714284Z
       
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       So he was basically Rochester from "The Jack Benny Show."
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIYYdZ6XW5zcxoX9k by Arkana@freespeechextremist.com
       2023-08-01T20:46:15.041342Z
       
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       @stevetim @johnnyappleseed @Some_German_Guy @Shadowman311 Yeah they seem highly regarded tooScreenshot 2023-08-01 at 14-44-11 Jan Joosten van Lodensteijn - Wikipedia.pngScreenshot 2023-08-01 at 14-45-20 William Adams (pilot) - Wikipedia.png
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIYxehvQhjEPSryjo by Some_German_Guy@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:50:45.768509Z
       
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       @Arkana @stevetim @Shadowman311 @johnnyappleseed its just tiresome how bad things are getting.remember when "loosely based" on history at least made sense?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIZ22MNQs6qvOsbui by stevetim@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:51:29.636584Z
       
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       @Arkana @Shadowman311 @Some_German_Guy @johnnyappleseed Yeah Adams is much better known than Joosten, he gets mentioned in Japanese history textbooks and has been a minor character in a number of Japanese historical dramas about the period.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIZ3D5v0VJsVUjztY by Griffith@5dollah.click
       2023-08-01T20:51:45.564278Z
       
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       @Some_German_Guy @Arkana @Shadowman311 @johnnyappleseed @stevetim it was at least fun
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIZ7EG8cORhHIRAtU by akariposter@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:52:29.904766Z
       
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       @Some_German_Guy @Arkana @stevetim @Shadowman311 @johnnyappleseed Fun fact, this movie did better in Japan than the US despite all the cultural appropriation and White hero complaints made against it here lol
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIZGKFxgrQKU4gzvE by EvilSandmich@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:54:05.760996Z
       
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       @Shadowman311 >We wuz samurais n such
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIZHBmOgzrQU1H9Ky by Some_German_Guy@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:54:16.890780Z
       
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       @Griffith @Arkana @Shadowman311 @johnnyappleseed @stevetim yea it was.and its pretty much the best depiction of the battle of shiroyama.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIZbjovq4sPqoGAAC by PoalackJokes88@poa.st
       2023-08-01T20:58:00.705055Z
       
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       @Arkana @Shadowman311 @Some_German_Guy >Jesuits bring african slaves into Japan>8 years later, Japan bans all JesuitsWe could learn so much from these people.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIa0S1f8VLbtvzxhY by Some_German_Guy@poa.st
       2023-08-01T21:02:28.386324Z
       
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       @akariposter @Arkana @stevetim @Shadowman311 @johnnyappleseed white savior my ass, if anything the story is of the japanese saving a broken solder and giving him a reason to live and die for.and cruise pulled it off perfectly.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIa9iS5QvXrS6mAa0 by Griffith@5dollah.click
       2023-08-01T21:04:07.140239Z
       
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       @Some_German_Guy @Arkana @Shadowman311 @johnnyappleseed @stevetim good movie
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIpJkWA6eww4EvNVA by D-Droid@poa.st
       2023-08-01T23:54:02.144036Z
       
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       @Shadowman311 Nah I’m expecting some shit about how blacks were the original Japanese actually and that you need to rob and push elderly asians into subways to avenge your fallen kanga
       
 (DIR) Post #AYIqgeQ92buflwatwu by SettlerLife@poa.st
       2023-08-02T00:09:20.129493Z
       
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       @Arkana @Shadowman311 @Some_German_Guy >JesuitOF FUCKING COURSE
       
 (DIR) Post #AYJ7JOg36iShVNWy7E by johnnyappleseed@poa.st
       2023-08-02T03:15:39.944327Z
       
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       @Some_German_Guy @akariposter @Arkana @stevetim @Shadowman311 Exactly, Cruise’s perspective is the audience’s perspective since it’s an American film for an American audience.He comes to Japan as a an alcoholic with no reason to live nor any cause to die for. He’s just there to earn a paycheck as a military advisor to the new Meiji government.When he is defeated by the holdout samurai and subsequently spends a year in their community, he learns about them and he is so enthralled with their ways and determination, he too joins their cause.Just like you said, they give him a reason to fight. And we the audience get to see and learn what Cruise’s character learns. It’s a good way to construct a narrative set in Japan but for an American audience.So it’s not a White savior story, it’s just a story about Japan in the 1870s from a White man’s perspective. Anyone who says otherwise is dumb and/or they just hate seeing White protagonists (and are probably a nigger or a kike).
       
 (DIR) Post #AYJLgxObaa8PCZV3nU by gav@cawfee.club
       2023-08-02T05:56:44.267241Z
       
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       @Arkana @Shadowman311 @Some_German_Guy somali slave, got bought by the portugese, nobunaga said oo! shiny and he  got his pet monkey
       
 (DIR) Post #AYJlIO8Jdo8lh7pHAO by Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital
       2023-08-02T10:43:40.579690Z
       
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       Another assassin's creed? If my crew isn't singing pirate shanty's while I steal cargo on the high seas what's the point?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYJskfHACK5AeJOXbM by deVoid@mugicha.club
       2023-08-02T12:07:13.447177Z
       
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       >feather Indian That was Assassins Creed III. Released after Revelations. I have nostalgia for all the games with Ezio as the protagonist so even though the games werent REALLY that good I like Brotherhood a lot.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYJt1IRQLhtMkh7nEW by deVoid@mugicha.club
       2023-08-02T12:10:13.937704Z
       
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       East meets west with templars coming in on Portuguese trading ships would be pretty cool but alas der negro