Post AYF7jZLnGmJFVLhFUe by TheChancePants@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AYDk8LV9IzEHjZOUlM by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-30T13:02:19Z
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I wish I could unlearn this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYDkAEcdqvk4ygndBY by MonarchMommy@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T13:02:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts good lord
(DIR) Post #AYDkOUmSZaqx98BxDc by RnDanger@infosec.exchange
2023-07-30T13:05:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts How do they get intoxicated? 🤔
(DIR) Post #AYDkgj625Pw4l42Xbs by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-07-30T13:08:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts How the fuck do they do that "I'm just going to stand here on this totally vertical cliff face" thing then? I smell a rat.
(DIR) Post #AYDkj7mLHxibt8yQ6a by JanPV@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T13:08:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damned scientists and their genetic engineering!
(DIR) Post #AYDlHxwzozftXgZQau by DXB04@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T13:15:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I always thought beer was the tears of cows. I guess I need to get my facts straight.
(DIR) Post #AYDlS0sxlRclXaTVIm by TimWardCam@c.im
2023-07-30T13:17:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Which reminds me:Mother, to health visitor: [complains about baby whining too much, or somesuch]HV: Do you drink alcohol before breast feeding?Mother (shocked and horrified): No, of course not!HV. Ah, then I think that might be your problem.
(DIR) Post #AYDmt3K6uNE8sHd7z6 by carquint@wien.rocks
2023-07-30T13:33:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts - I don't dare to ask where Whsiky comes from 😱
(DIR) Post #AYDpNna7gYcewCuNvM by miyelsh@urbanists.social
2023-07-30T14:01:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts beer cheese is cheese made from intoxicated goat milk.Delicious with soft pretzels.
(DIR) Post #AYDpOxVKHLZC0BDZRY by glennsills@dotnet.social
2023-07-30T14:01:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought that was just Guiness...
(DIR) Post #AYEDdvFJM53gF2OYfA by JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to
2023-07-30T17:21:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait till they learn about the coffee: Kopi luwak
(DIR) Post #AYEgtVCcqfykm1v7L6 by WayneKoberstein@mastodon.social
2023-07-31T00:00:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ugh
(DIR) Post #AYExMWl7ju6pGVv1Gq by zendao42@universeodon.com
2023-07-31T03:05:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Suddenly, I want drunken goat cheese
(DIR) Post #AYF6JWPxS2zwvQezaK by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
2023-07-31T04:45:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts For some reason the names Lauren Boubert and Marjorie Taylor Greene popped into my head at the mention of the term, "intoxicated goats."
(DIR) Post #AYF7jZLnGmJFVLhFUe by TheChancePants@mastodon.social
2023-07-31T05:01:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Which came first, the beer or the goat?
(DIR) Post #AYH5uxcHZvZSMDdJI0 by zazzoo@wonkodon.com
2023-08-01T03:50:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ah-ha! This explains why I keep waking up in barns.
(DIR) Post #AZ9Bk8XtAwQjFq7R0i by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T06:10:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts But how did they get the goats drunk?
(DIR) Post #AZ9CBS8GScThov9tFw by TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T06:12:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZ9E2nlAsdbMCPMRDE by drinkswriter@epicure.social
2023-08-27T06:35:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts can confirm. Also, cider is from pigs. Whisky, highland cattle. Vodka, bears. Gin, llamas.
(DIR) Post #AZ9GdRUYpoMzl8Bo6y by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T07:05:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Like Heidrun, the meade-giving goat of Norse mythology?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hei%C3%B0r%C3%BAn
(DIR) Post #AZ9MD4ZS221CrmHnKC by manuelcaeiro@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T08:07:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Only after the 16th century. Before that it came from the cauldrons of women with tall pointy hats:https://theconversation.com/women-used-to-dominate-the-beer-industry-until-the-witch-accusations-started-pouring-in-155940
(DIR) Post #AZ9Oql1KL453ivNLfc by mollymay69@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T08:37:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZ9d56wZ1ZcP85t0LI by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-27T11:16:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mead comes from the work of intoxicated bees. You just need to let fruit ferment enough and make that the sole food source of the bees.When you harvest, you get the joy of getting your mead and seeing the drunken bees fly around like... hmm... drunken bees, I guess.:bobdobbs: Pipe of Seriousness:tm: time. I was really a beekeeper.
(DIR) Post #AZ9hzBeh5oRlmBWRRQ by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-08-27T12:11:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts what are the goats drinking?
(DIR) Post #AZ9yBo5vbJTzjdIgM4 by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-27T15:12:53Z
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@lowqualityfactsThis checks out, but how do the goats get drunk in the first place? More beer? Is it beer all the way down?!