Post AYEHEixCJsbehAA9IG by MickG59@mastodonapp.uk
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(DIR) Post #AYEFQUMQCcrp0BRWxU by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-30T18:52:58Z
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Your body can build up tolerance to rising sea levels, hazardous air quality, and dying ecosystems. Here's how.
(DIR) Post #AYEFXcDVOMMbOWfeQS by Verso@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T18:54:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts and how do we get rid of our tolerance for billionaires?
(DIR) Post #AYEFcCsn0k8QGoAdCi by rina@norden.social
2023-07-30T18:55:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts "you're a frog, harry"
(DIR) Post #AYEG8ez44CeKgua3Jw by bloodravenlib@mas.to
2023-07-30T19:00:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damn, thought that was a joke until I saw it was WaPo. That is some "cut out the avocado toast" level of "advice."
(DIR) Post #AYEGAFoAdll9BnFFaK by stg@c.im
2023-07-30T19:01:11Z
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@lowqualityfactsOrphan Crushing Machine strikes again. Yes you can survive the orphan crushing machine if you do all these things you shouldn’t have to. Yes we can stop it and shut it down but why would we do that?
(DIR) Post #AYEGC6WQ8atMy2pCNs by DemocritusDiscoBall@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T19:01:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fucking chefs kiss, mate.
(DIR) Post #AYEGHToKye5Qe2li2i by DrArtAnalytics@mstdn.social
2023-07-30T19:02:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYEGXH1IIl9hbjMNeq by Steve8282@mastodon.world
2023-07-30T19:05:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just hop on Tiny’s mega yacht.
(DIR) Post #AYEGe3eqNcLeC15tc8 by reinesis@topspicy.social
2023-07-30T19:06:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well good job I'm always in heat, will definitely build up resistance.
(DIR) Post #AYEH4X7zQviR7cLqN6 by billcipher@mstdn.social
2023-07-30T19:11:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Alternative title: The Jeff Bezos own media company tells readers to practice "boiling the frog" on themselves.
(DIR) Post #AYEH5PUBKdYLi59KSW by notthatdelta@mstdn.social
2023-07-30T19:11:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts haha here's Low Quality Facts with another hilarious...Oh. OH.
(DIR) Post #AYEHEixCJsbehAA9IG by MickG59@mastodonapp.uk
2023-07-30T19:13:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Like it does in the crematorium 😄
(DIR) Post #AYEHRZ5YJGG5raC3pQ by gr3yg00@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T19:15:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Where do I sign up for the body replacement - transhumanism ftw \o/
(DIR) Post #AYEHwxy5rEAK0Gg60u by MCN42@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T19:21:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I cannot, however, build up A tolerance for Doomer bullshit
(DIR) Post #AYEIJCWSQSR9VtLztI by ladychelseaofthevoid@social.vivaldi.net
2023-07-30T19:25:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts your body can build up tolerance to bullets if you only do one at a time
(DIR) Post #AYEJkK6ISUxmmzc8Jc by helava@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-30T19:41:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts your body can build up a tolerance to increased corporate profits. Here’s how: you and everyone you’ve ever loved dies so that a few billionaires can make an amount of money they will no longer ever even notice.
(DIR) Post #AYEKQuOftqJ1WUW5U8 by hudsonart@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T19:49:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Water World is a good example of human adaptation. I welcome our gilled overlords.
(DIR) Post #AYEKUmi8Q0TYqLT18a by CosmoDM@mastodon.online
2023-07-30T19:49:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was sure the image was going to be this one (by K.C. Green)
(DIR) Post #AYEKYOJl3O4cLbmiEy by CStamp@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T19:50:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts How are these assess explaining people in India dying from the heat? I wish we could turn off the a/c for the people involved with this article.Also a WP article: https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2022/10/11/extreme-heat-heatwave-deaths/These folk are as bad as the bible: something in it to justify anything. ;)
(DIR) Post #AYEKgflU4M4Em9hbBA by Herman@mastodon.world
2023-07-30T19:51:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYEL6cq3ZUlTEHDTBw by cynthiarose@sfba.social
2023-07-30T19:56:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts So… exposure therapy? For extreme heat that’s simply incompatible with life? Not great, Bob!
(DIR) Post #AYELJqkPAbTQ8CsXE8 by timo21@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-30T19:58:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts can we please have: "here is how you can grow gills"
(DIR) Post #AYEMGQtsud7x3NFOFc by MrShoggoth@toot.community
2023-07-30T20:09:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts - The best way to survive a Titanic-style disaster is to develop your breath-holding skills.
(DIR) Post #AYEMPty6CwHdoQjXoe by cweickhmann@qoto.org
2023-07-30T20:11:18Z
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@lowqualityfactsAlso in this issue: Jeff Bezos explains how his Amazon workers don't need peepee breaks because they developed a tolerance. The method is simple, it's low pay and fear. The human body is amazing, isn't it?
(DIR) Post #AYEMSq7GzBlMjaQRNo by osma@mas.to
2023-07-30T20:11:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts It used to be a widely held expert belief that small amount of deadly toxins ingested daily created a tolerance for them. Homeopathy, it was called. Fortunately science won and that craziness died out along with crystal therapies and the belief that respiratory viruses could be stopped by washing hands.
(DIR) Post #AYEOVQA88dC1167XPc by Lightrider@mastodon.acm.org
2023-07-30T20:34:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts #fuckingcapitalists
(DIR) Post #AYEOwVkLU6nI9cyfSq by arnan@mas.to
2023-07-30T20:39:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts whoa experts just figured that out? How smart of them 🤣🙄
(DIR) Post #AYEP2RlpBGdVYmV2rQ by johnmastodon@mastodon.online
2023-07-30T20:40:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts since billionaires have more importance in life they should start therapy first. I'll wait here for results.
(DIR) Post #AYEPPTqpbv8MfppCvA by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-07-30T20:44:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts The fucking Washington Post?!?? Jesus christ.
(DIR) Post #AYEQ2FrfXuDcaahozA by sciarazz@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T20:51:49Z
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@gemuetsmorchel Wie so ein Frosch. Der wird dann auch im Wasser gekocht.
(DIR) Post #AYERhoSVviLJhzJtjc by Ericdh@mindly.social
2023-07-30T21:10:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts small gradual exposures to facsim can help you adapt to the new world order.
(DIR) Post #AYESEqa73jJ5qccsue by roo_44@mas.to
2023-07-30T21:16:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Should we trust him.
(DIR) Post #AYETpdSQurX1oV8jo0 by patamystic@sfba.social
2023-07-30T21:34:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts @cynthiarose #wapo is gonna put @lowqualityfacts out of their job
(DIR) Post #AYEUUca552T0y3GE0O by Ivanimeil@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T21:41:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts What gets me the most is the "Climate Solutions" subtitle. it`s like, just train for it, man, next question.
(DIR) Post #AYEY2DlAAg7th69p0y by miguelpergamon@kolektiva.social
2023-07-30T22:21:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have become unstuck and now float uncontrollably randomly through parallel parody dimensions! 😱
(DIR) Post #AYEYDfE4OPWa448Q0O by Npars01@mstdn.social
2023-07-30T22:23:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts The astronomical sums of money that is being spent on convincing folks that wildfires, unbreathable air, water shortages, extreme heat domes, torrential flash flooding, and gigantic hurricanes are not happening right in front of them...Let's all pretend we don't know who funds climate denialism...https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7zqxm/how-koch-industries-fake-scientists-and-rush-limbaugh-invented-climate-denialhttps://www.thedailybeast.com/how-charles-koch-successfully-peddled-the-snake-oil-of-climate-change-denialhttps://www.motherjones.com/politics/2022/05/climate-denial-koch-fossil-fuels-charity-astroturf-greenwashing/https://drexel.edu/news/archive/2013/december/climate-change
(DIR) Post #AYEYgGEkNeYGxb5UiO by staidwinnow@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T22:28:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just need more to move back into the ocean.https://youtu.be/jesI7dU1L4Q
(DIR) Post #AYEZJ2tztNxktgsNlo by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-07-30T22:35:44Z
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@lowqualityfactsOutrageous! They stole your bit!
(DIR) Post #AYEZrK9OGnuiEnQBHs by Grumparse@aus.social
2023-07-30T22:41:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Its almost like the science is run by self interested Christian business men
(DIR) Post #AYEdGNqjxAT2oRL40e by jobsboils@mstdn.social
2023-07-30T23:20:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Put your faith in Elon Musk and emigrate to Mars!"
(DIR) Post #AYEgGr9xHOBJZuF9Wq by escatei@mas.to
2023-07-30T23:53:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Next we will read that our bodies will build a tolerance to Death. Not buying this fantasy.
(DIR) Post #AYEgLgFHHl6FB027pw by WayneKoberstein@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T23:54:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, just survive long enough to get old, and have poor circulation, then you’ll be cold all the time.
(DIR) Post #AYEhcv8PHTp2EPbViq by WhatTheFlekk@kolektiva.social
2023-07-31T00:08:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts now THIS is a low quality fact
(DIR) Post #AYEizwdrwTvPWNrZ3o by geoffreysperl@mastodon.social
2023-07-31T00:24:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Please note: Side effects to building up this tolerance means impotence and a life expectancy of 46.73 years.
(DIR) Post #AYEkaPIKzPBalVk4aO by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-07-31T00:42:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes you can build up a tolerance right up until you die of heat exhaustionLike the frog in the slowly heated water builds up a tolerance to the rise in temperature right up until it's cookedOr you can build up a tolerance to falling from a tall building right up until you hit the ground
(DIR) Post #AYEmi38HTIrKFtoI52 by noblessefemina@fosstodon.org
2023-07-31T01:05:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts maybe billionaires and their lackeys can practice building up tolerance for a headshot
(DIR) Post #AYEnK1Zzh5jURWsf5s by NovemberMan@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-31T01:12:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hey, anything to keep producing for our oligarch overlords 🙄
(DIR) Post #AYEoef8WQqLgs9R4fA by oversteeper@mastodon.online
2023-07-31T01:27:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYEoiUh7CHqDe4RXzE by Dfgggg@mastodon.social
2023-07-31T01:28:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts I never would have guessed that regularly exposing yourself to heat could get your body somewhat used to hear :tinking:.
(DIR) Post #AYEpm4o7UDOGTEzYPI by aka_quant_noir@hcommons.social
2023-07-31T01:40:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts The body of christ can build up tolerance to digestive acids, fecal bacteria, fungi, and municipal waste treatment. That's the good news.
(DIR) Post #AYEpxoPqFuXF6lERdY by Ceejaybeau@mstdn.party
2023-07-31T01:42:22Z
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Man, they just wrote it for you
(DIR) Post #AYEqmYHS0R7ZplVAKe by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-07-31T01:51:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Where can I find iocane powder? I want to try something.
(DIR) Post #AYExjGS4XGfPLjqiKe by LaserRadiation@mastodon.social
2023-07-31T03:09:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like that the solution is to just evolve to live in hell rather than stop things from becoming hell
(DIR) Post #AYEzPRIUhbpX6S2ldY by wndrgAlbatross@mastodon.social
2023-07-31T03:28:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts congratulations! I knew you'd make it to the big leagues 😅
(DIR) Post #AYF7S6H47a1mP49gGW by Andreas_Sturm@mastodon.social
2023-07-31T04:58:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts great, nothing must be changed, go on and on, let the planet burn 🙄
(DIR) Post #AYFXECvLCP2DmT1u4W by SometimesIGetBored@c.im
2023-07-31T09:47:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts brilliant
(DIR) Post #AYFiFIEU2tZQ1yhhCa by Lyle@cville.online
2023-07-31T11:50:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts technically we are all carbon based life forms, so in a sense, our team is winning
(DIR) Post #AYGMe5RUjTjnlkAPbs by zuzuruz@mastodon.world
2023-07-31T19:23:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts now they’re pissing on us and calling it rain.
(DIR) Post #AYGN9mNBAUr1tOGDC4 by DaniDanis@mstdn.social
2023-07-31T19:28:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYGVO5lwdb0LkKBEtE by wertham@mastodon.social
2023-07-31T20:59:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts That bullshit was actually published in WaPo??? Or is that supposed to be a parody?
(DIR) Post #AZAfzHkCRufTuTybiK by maartenpelgrim@mastodon.nl
2023-08-27T23:23:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts dude, this is HIGH quality! Total break of promise...
(DIR) Post #AZAgiCXkdGVaoMZUSu by MaryAliciaZiff@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-27T23:31:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would have preferred reading about the pitch meeting when an Editor said: "Okay, this climate thing isn't going away, how can we monetize it?"Writer: "Okay, hear me out! How about a series on how to survive climate change by speeding up evolution!"Editor: "I like it!"🤦💁🤷😏
(DIR) Post #AZAhj016n690ClFPCy by omimesis@mastodon.social
2023-08-27T23:43:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts until it’s boiled to a nice tasty human soup 🍜
(DIR) Post #AZAj0CRRwsePcJKlwe by FirefighterGeek@masto.ai
2023-08-27T23:57:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts First, you really need to wean yourself off the addiction to clean water, oxygen, and protein.
(DIR) Post #AZAliisIvM9OrAFkLg by JoeQuinlan@mastodon.social
2023-08-28T00:27:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your neck can build up tolerance to the guillotine, Oligarch.
(DIR) Post #AZAmJqbZ9AZNXs7srA by jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-28T00:34:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just like I built up tolerance to bullets. First I had my brother shoot me with a cap gun, then a water gun, then BBs, then a pellet gun...
(DIR) Post #AZAmu1NGaGsnN3gdTU by tnypxl@mstdn.social
2023-08-28T00:41:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I heard our bodies work the same way with radiation.
(DIR) Post #AZApPCWpMYA0qn9cbg by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-08-28T01:09:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts My plan is to escape into Canada and eat pinecones.
(DIR) Post #AZAq0acekE8cI7i0Vk by Tengrain@mastodon.social
2023-08-28T01:16:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts I swear to blog when I read the headline I thought that someone had made the equivalent of the NYTimes Pitchbot but for the WaPo.
(DIR) Post #AZAw81yM3Wdcrrn0vA by unnameduser@mastodon.social
2023-08-28T02:24:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Buy magic toothpaste, keep clean, take cold showers, save the planet!"
(DIR) Post #AZAxeq6PJFgTZ0lRXk by CastBackTees@mastodon.social
2023-08-28T02:41:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts "New Study Shows Humans Live Until Death"