Post AYEC1jXGLWM8xp1BCa by mycotropic@geekdom.social
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(DIR) Post #AYDpn01QZMZolDhFLM by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-30T14:05:40Z
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People greatly underestimate the value of libraries in our society. Here's some FREE things you can do at any library:-Write your greatest enemy an anonymous letter, claiming to have hidden money in a local library book.-Disguise yourself as a librarian, and offer to help your greatest enemy find the book they seek.-Murder your greatest enemy in a secluded corner where no witnesses will be present.-Hide the body behind the shelf of Guy Fieri cookbooks, where it will never be found.
(DIR) Post #AYDqRfy628RMRDXCIC by mmanciop@mastodon.online
2023-07-30T14:13:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts why murdering them when you can make their life a living hell? Tell them the money is hidden in a code inside Guy Fieri’s books, amd watch them descend into madness on speed-track.
(DIR) Post #AYDrX9Fmg93QfOyt6m by LikeItOrLumpIt@mstdn.social
2023-07-30T14:25:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm only here for the "Library" content. 😂Also. SHHHHH 🤫People are reading. (and murdering)
(DIR) Post #AYDrjrrGfLFmTqZww4 by adhdeanasl@beige.party
2023-07-30T14:27:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts If only there were a place where I could research silent methods of murder
(DIR) Post #AYDsJokxfvdrHllt4K by RickiTarr@beige.party
2023-07-30T14:34:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well this was a joy to read
(DIR) Post #AYDsR0hVfHt0MDaQbo by Laukidh@infosec.exchange
2023-07-30T14:35:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts instead of murdering them, knock them out and “book” them up inside a quiet reading room where they will never be found.
(DIR) Post #AYDsqK46nzEfefE8AK by AirlockDoc@c.im
2023-07-30T14:39:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts So many ways this could be expanded on. A Romance, A Who done it, A buddy cop style, or a horror, heck even a Comedy. Hide this shit before some Hollywood type tries to use it as a reason the writers are not needed. That said, I would watch that story.
(DIR) Post #AYDsxfHIKr8VTJtaO8 by PetterOfCats@mastodon.world
2023-07-30T14:41:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts now I got to come up with a different plan for next weekend. Thanks…
(DIR) Post #AYDuKak3SzVq1AqOgK by kopio@mas.to
2023-07-30T14:56:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don't forget to explore the hidden chamber behind the false wall mounted book shelf.
(DIR) Post #AYDuUECO8Tu4zvgxEG by lednabm@c.im
2023-07-30T14:58:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂🤣😂🤣
(DIR) Post #AYDvfCDBxoczyUrTZQ by HLB217@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T15:11:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Guy Fieri is a saint and I'll have none of this anti flavour town slander
(DIR) Post #AYDwof1iIfGju2ZNM8 by smileodonicthys@jorts.horse
2023-07-30T15:24:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts my greatest enemy is myself I don’t think this will work
(DIR) Post #AYDxu1Hj4VNqL0B85Y by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-07-30T15:36:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts do they have books you can read, too? What a bargain!
(DIR) Post #AYDz8q6P1xPvxAVqD2 by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T15:50:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts There is such an abomination as a Guy Fieri cookbook ? 🤯😱
(DIR) Post #AYE3St4w4dxknCdpia by australopithecus@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T16:38:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Careful, that first idea is a great one, but the rest of these are dangerous!- NEVER impersonate a librarian, they take "stolen scholar" very seriously- Do not attempt to hide from a librarian within its area of dominion; instead, ask at the information desk to be directed to the proper section for murders- Do not leave bodies you are finished with strewn about haphazardly; instead, place them in the reshelving carts for proper handlingLibrary survival 101: safety first!
(DIR) Post #AYE49W63OcHVy2UXtw by Battle_Masker@mstdn.party
2023-07-30T16:46:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts now hold up... is this why Miss Marian hasn't been at the library recently? was she never a real librarian?
(DIR) Post #AYEBAJwalQgWFHOdrU by Kyote@stranger.social
2023-07-30T18:05:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYEC1jXGLWM8xp1BCa by mycotropic@geekdom.social
2023-07-30T18:14:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts learn more here; https://nightvale.fandom.com/wiki/The_Librarian#WelcomeToNightVale
(DIR) Post #AYEE1mhol7emhk6hvs by ysera@meow.social
2023-07-30T18:37:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts The sad thing is that I can totally do this at the main branch of my local library, and the atmosphere will be perfect.
(DIR) Post #AYESfoPzD6gCxOkPGC by lolonurse@ohai.social
2023-07-30T21:21:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #AYEVF1jRtwQKIElpXE by panuhoglund@mastodontti.fi
2023-07-30T21:50:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is this a Tom Gauld comic plot?
(DIR) Post #AYEZTtZ0x83z7VEd04 by triplee@hachyderm.io
2023-07-30T22:37:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts That first one is close to an Encyclopedia Brown story. The trick is the kid stole the money and said it was between two pages that wouldn’t actually be together.
(DIR) Post #AYGZM9hrRIaPBXbOaW by WotNow_4Jane@mastodon.social
2023-07-31T21:44:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts The murder method would have to be non-messy though. Leaving a blood stain on the carpet or , God forbid a BOOK , would probably result in a fine ...
(DIR) Post #AZ9yPvjtyUMrUzjSds by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-27T15:15:36Z
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@lowqualityfactsThis seems… strangely specific. If the police raided your home, would they find a librarian disguise in your closet?
(DIR) Post #AZ9yWVtwREpDOHZEw4 by btrinen@social.seattle.wa.us
2023-08-27T15:16:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m going to my local library today!
(DIR) Post #AZA0dFIImV9zouIdf6 by grubbslinger@infosec.exchange
2023-08-27T15:40:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Patron: what’s the smell? Librarian: oh that’s just the Guy Fieri cookbooks, they’ve always smelled like decomposition and hate.
(DIR) Post #AZA1QJjR4SMrlyOGI4 by EugeneCobb@mas.to
2023-08-27T15:48:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts These are great & helpful ideas. Haven't used a library since my local library took an architectural masterpiece & painted it kitchen yellow. Then, the librarian forbade people from using the elevator to the 2nd floor. Will have to see if any of those cookbooks reside in a discreet place. May be able to drag her corpse out of the duck pond, & put it there. Poor ducks have suffered long enough :)
(DIR) Post #AZA1qZAeI9s3BWdT5k by phantomkitty@furry.engineer
2023-08-27T15:53:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts make sure you use one of the library's candlesticks as the murder weapon. That way the police will first look for six suspects, none of which is you, for who did it.
(DIR) Post #AZA2Sipso160AH7ICu by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-08-27T16:00:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts They're also good places to start knife fights and they basically let you poop anywhere.