Post AYA5JPIkq0P76tsA6a by JudyOlo@universeodon.com
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 (DIR) Post #AYA0AwhWn35SJubdvU by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-07-28T17:43:13Z
       
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       If I were Trump, I would simply claim that I deleted security footage so nobody could see the super cool secret handshake we do at Mar-a-Lago. Americans would understand. Everyone loves a good secret handshake.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYA0yY86Q6SIangmlU by bobthomson70@mastodon.social
       2023-07-28T17:52:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts or it was to hide the UFO he stole, erm, borrowed.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYA1pqPNBvRud9BEOW by unabogie@urbanists.social
       2023-07-28T18:01:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this is silly. The deleted security footage was to hide the fact that Trump has been secretly saving millions of children from Hillary Clinton and they all escape through the tunnels under the bathroom where the boxes hide the trap door. Duh!
       
 (DIR) Post #AYA3G3T1MSx2cBwrrs by Mayor_of_Smartarse@mastodon.world
       2023-07-28T18:17:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If you were Trump, you couldn't have written anything that clever.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYA5JPIkq0P76tsA6a by JudyOlo@universeodon.com
       2023-07-28T18:40:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts He didn't want anyone to see his 💩tty golf shirts (they are made in China).
       
 (DIR) Post #AYA74veqSIZd1gQgE4 by DSWadeLPC@mstdn.social
       2023-07-28T19:00:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts folks that support him would buy that hook, line and sinker!