Post AY7qSUcf85GD8Vw1VQ by gourd@retro.pizza
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 (DIR) Post #AY7qSUcf85GD8Vw1VQ by gourd@retro.pizza
       2023-07-16T02:46:17Z
       
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       Kamen Rider Blade Rewatch Episode 5: I love that Tachibana's reaction to hearing that Chief Karasuma caught on fire like a goddamn Orphanoch is after five seconds look for a Scooby Doo fake spontaneous human combustion plan involving holograms and react like it's an obvious thing.I LOVE THAT ISAKA CAME UP WITH A SCOOBY DOO FAKE HUMAN SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION PLAN WITH HOLOGRAMS TOO XD#KamenRider #KamenRiderBlade #tokusatsu
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7qSWhLPeC5Zc8n56 by gourd@retro.pizza
       2023-07-16T02:50:24Z
       
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       Kenzaki uh... has issues?
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7qSXJz5z6PVSDeJE by Polychrome@poly.cybre.city
       2023-07-27T16:44:54.516136Z
       
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       @gourd jinkies! it makes sense when you think about it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7qSYX8aZDZGXNfRw by gourd@retro.pizza
       2023-07-16T02:54:31Z
       
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       He's like a depressed low-key but more self-aware Eiji from OOO at times, jeez.Combine this with his statements in the previous episode about how it'd be cool if he sacrificed himself saving the world and uh... there's some real issues here with valuing himself. ...given where the series goes... 😢
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7qSaOLgDNN1rHg1o by gourd@retro.pizza
       2023-07-16T02:56:50Z
       
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       two tsunderes bouncing off each other :P
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7qScAx2zqcYt20QK by gourd@retro.pizza
       2023-07-16T03:01:50Z
       
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       Okay so we gotta talk about the other Scooby Doo plot of the episode.There's this place called the Whistling Cave, where people hear it's haunted with the voices of the dead, and anyone who goes there comes down sick with a mysterious ailment, which is used as an excuse to keep out tourists.This all turns out to be the Centipede Undead hanging out in a cave for some reason just poisoning random humans?I think he's trying to drive away tourists so he can prospect for gold. :P
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7qSe4dzPzURu5zs0 by gourd@retro.pizza
       2023-07-16T03:04:42Z
       
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       But don't worry, Hajime can cure the victims with his totally human knowledge. He needs the antibodies from the Undead to cure the venom....antibodies... sure...Which have to be taken while the undead is alive!...I'm going to assume he's thinking he's dumbing that down for the humans who he doesn't want to have to explain to in a hurry that actually undead don't die they get sealed yadda yadda but it's amusing nonetheless. :P
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7qSfnhZNcvnwBUjw by gourd@retro.pizza
       2023-07-16T03:09:30Z
       
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       Oh no! What if Tachibana defeats the Undead first!...right... Tachibana...nevermind
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7qShhOVnlngxFUBc by gourd@retro.pizza
       2023-07-16T03:12:38Z
       
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       I would love to know how Tachibana came up with his theory here that sealing all the Undead will fix his body that is BREAKING DOWN....like he's already running off hypochondria, paranoia, and anxiety canonically for the body breaking down idea... I don't even know where he got this.It's not that he thinks he'll be able to rest then, he makes allusions to a "new power" earlier in the episode....the idea of Tachibana trying to invent King Form on his own is hilarious and worrying.
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7qSjUhpwoDGBKNge by gourd@retro.pizza
       2023-07-16T03:13:16Z
       
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       Solid episode, but the next one is when we get to everyone's favorite [Citation Needed] Wesker cosplayer Isaka in full. oh god, Isaka XD
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7qhvX5MQQqwLgaB6 by Polychrome@poly.cybre.city
       2023-07-27T16:47:42.621284Z
       
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       @gourd that kick should have had a little "nope" superimposed over it.