Post AY783uoGEXLv8CpX2O by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
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 (DIR) Post #AY77uAlC4i0rhmkYOu by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-07-27T08:24:00Z
       
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       Reminded that I bought an IoT Mr Coffee and successfully got code exec so it ran a web server that just returned the Mr Coffee scene from Spaceballs
       
 (DIR) Post #AY783WM59eYHHrSgme by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-07-27T08:24:14Z
       
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       The exploit was fucking hilarious
       
 (DIR) Post #AY783uoGEXLv8CpX2O by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-07-27T08:24:19Z
       
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       I should write that up
       
 (DIR) Post #AY78VFtVwth6LLKA3E by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-07-27T08:31:10Z
       
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       Haha found the bug bounty submission and (1) wow I more than paid for that Mr Coffee and (2) it is even more hilarious than I remembered it being
       
 (DIR) Post #AY78eERQijBmRXT66i by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-07-27T08:31:42Z
       
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       WHY DOES THE COFFEE MACHINE SHIP NETCAT
       
 (DIR) Post #AY78p7h29PkAhOxads by jonny@neuromatch.social
       2023-07-27T08:33:52Z
       
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       @mjg59please show coffee exploit I would pay personal bug bounties if I knew they were only coffee pot expensive
       
 (DIR) Post #AY78yX4FB9ia0DIrGC by maswan@mastodon.acc.sunet.se
       2023-07-27T08:34:21Z
       
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       @mjg59 How else would the coffee get to the cup?
       
 (DIR) Post #AY798GCElBP6ZcgFw8 by liw@toot.liw.fi
       2023-07-27T08:36:26Z
       
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       @mjg59 Is that related to @netkitty ?
       
 (DIR) Post #AY79iiq5kC8VpghzpA by mhcat@social.sdf.org
       2023-07-27T08:44:29Z
       
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       @mjg59 But does it ship nethack? That's my coffee machine you've got there.
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7BKK3kQH8XwDaaum by cy@chaos.social
       2023-07-27T09:02:18Z
       
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       @mjg59 418?
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7D1UmWX91VbAgPuS by 0x58@infosec.exchange
       2023-07-27T09:21:44Z
       
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       @mjg59 Coz everybody loves cat. I'm told.
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7Fa6eORbi6niVmXQ by swamptin@freeradical.zone
       2023-07-27T09:49:24Z
       
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       @mjg59It was a auto-correct issue. They meant to ship with Nescafe.
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7IftM75RVpASPaQi by PeterUpfold@fosstodon.org
       2023-07-27T10:24:25Z
       
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       @mjg59 I’d love to read it!
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7Lh7JIzMXKbENFeC by andy@tinnies.club
       2023-07-27T10:58:25Z
       
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       @mjg59 Please do!
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7OKkWtJ4NxRBkqno by RupertReynolds@hachyderm.io
       2023-07-27T11:28:17Z
       
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       @mjg59 I'm so sheltered, I didn't know about a Mr Coffee machine available in The Big Room :-)
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7SDStas07oXL9i9w by s@social.sd.ai
       2023-07-27T12:11:25Z
       
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       @mjg59 added to my l"cries of a dying society" list
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7dGacdhMFOrfuy9o by joncamfield@mastodon.social
       2023-07-27T14:15:23Z
       
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       @mjg59 so was it - or did you make it - RFC 2324 compliant?
       
 (DIR) Post #AY7xHyffliWYp9HARc by grumpybozo@toad.social
       2023-07-27T17:59:27Z
       
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       @mjg59 Because it is more secure and versatile than telnet?
       
 (DIR) Post #AY8CCXPNCcoG8NW3xw by codeneko@infosec.exchange
       2023-07-27T20:46:37Z
       
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       @mjg59 I WAS HUNGRY ALRIGHT
       
 (DIR) Post #AY96RptRl9d0hDesEK by EndlessMason@hachyderm.io
       2023-07-28T07:16:37Z
       
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       @mjg59 the net is a series of tubesa coffee machine is a series of tubesThe defence rests, m'lud
       
 (DIR) Post #AYOMXLi2BUSUF4ji7c by bea@infosec.exchange
       2023-08-04T15:57:42Z
       
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       @mjg59 not everyone needs all the power of socat?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYOWY6Hs0WpcF7UlAu by ian@mckellar.social
       2023-08-04T17:51:54Z
       
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       @mjg59 only thing worse than a coffee machine with netcat is a coffee machine without netcat.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYOdbukRYEB3IBcrFA by chronovore@infosec.exchange
       2023-08-04T19:09:33Z
       
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       @mjg59 it's a full stack coffee machine, duh.Now the question is why does my toilet have a VNC connection going?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYRuhteQp8QgK48F7I by lyda@mastodon.ie
       2023-08-06T09:04:59Z
       
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       @mjg59 I don't drink coffee but now there's a coffee machine I kinda want.