Post AY3hGwMEVd2PSapKU4 by rina@norden.social
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(DIR) Post #AY3gQiHfabQOklmxpA by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-25T16:33:42Z
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This is why I avoid apples at all costs.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AY3gUDVJyCHYRwqQjI by BigMcLargeHuge@mstdn.social
2023-07-25T16:34:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is this when it's eaten or does it have to be shot at the elephant, like some twisted vegan railgun?
(DIR) Post #AY3gk3S56zB5uGsi12 by suetanvil@freeradical.zone
2023-07-25T16:37:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts It turns out that elephants are extremely susceptible to cyanide; it takes, like, a barrel of apple seeds to kill a human.
(DIR) Post #AY3hGwMEVd2PSapKU4 by rina@norden.social
2023-07-25T16:43:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts :mastodance:
(DIR) Post #AY3hHjoybY92rveTaa by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-07-25T16:43:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts also, pectin.
(DIR) Post #AY3hJZsSXwfSbk9rqS by raymierussell@mastodon.scot
2023-07-25T16:43:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts An elephant contains enough cyanide to crush a human foot if it stood on it...
(DIR) Post #AY3haUVLm8TorqPixk by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-25T16:46:40Z
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@lowqualityfactsThis is why I avoid elephants: they’re always trying to eat my apples, even though they know how bad it is for them. They just can’t resist.
(DIR) Post #AY3hfPxa6FHuDiy4oK by not_serious@mstdn.social
2023-07-25T16:47:30Z
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@lowqualityfactsone apple a day might kill you
(DIR) Post #AY3hu2IqL2cnC1sqjg by OrvanRabbit@fursuits.online
2023-07-25T16:50:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/318706#cyanide-intakeApple seeds have the potential to release 0.6 mg of hydrogen cyanide per gram. This means that a person would have to eat 83–500 apple seeds to develop acute cyanide poisoning.This is why I don't use memes as a source of information.
(DIR) Post #AY3i6ehhOH9plZWk2y by Anglophyl@mastodonapp.uk
2023-07-25T16:52:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I found parts of a crushed seed/pit in my smoothie yesterday. I had to immediately stop drinking it, which was terrible since it was delicious, and began obsessing about cyanide poisoning symptoms and whether or not I would die. 🤦♀️ My brain.
(DIR) Post #AY3iqSU59fkBBkzy76 by vey981@lor.sh
2023-07-25T17:00:43Z
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@lowqualityfactsSpouse says, "Why are you saving apple seeds? Are you going to become a Johnny Appleseed? You ought to, because you would make more money and have more time for me than that stinko job you have now! Look at this dump we are living in!...."
(DIR) Post #AY3iuNcfAjzhGjskj2 by captainjoedove@mastodon.world
2023-07-25T17:01:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts what really? Is that why we don’t put them whole in smoothies?
(DIR) Post #AY3jtDPzj57JHkxtfE by SteveSilent@thecanadian.social
2023-07-25T17:12:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts You very rarely see hummingbirds where I live, last time I saw one it was in an apple tree.
(DIR) Post #AY3mi5lq7SiYFAZQxc by Ciela@todon.eu
2023-07-25T17:44:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh, that is what happened to Maurice. I am sorry, Maurice.
(DIR) Post #AY3t3ysd1Bg8y8ZBWi by Tacki_Hatchy@cubhub.social
2023-07-25T18:47:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts no wonder apples ward off doctors...
(DIR) Post #AY5M2OTxwz8XceaPRo by niclas@angrytoday.com
2023-07-26T11:54:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts So are you saying that all the apple seeds that I have eaten prove that I am more cyanide tolerant than an elephant?
(DIR) Post #AYyXbYUHPqfNMGBW5Y by LadyChryse@mastodon.social
2023-08-22T02:53:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Does anyone else remember the GI Joe cartoon after school where they used apples to poison some giant monster because the apples disguised the cyanide? Just me? Ok.
(DIR) Post #AYyZmkYh4kdPtEiOgK by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-08-22T03:17:49Z
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@lowqualityfactsThe number one cause of death for doctors is cyanide poisoning.
(DIR) Post #AYydixc4zqrP2JkOYa by nantucketebooks@fosstodon.org
2023-08-22T04:01:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts In the original script, John Wick's name was Johnny Appleseed for this reason.
(DIR) Post #AYyh9vaAxEvIQ4PJlQ by toybox@nrw.social
2023-08-22T04:40:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is that why Mastodon won't work on an iPhone?
(DIR) Post #AYz7CtAKzgYobKOVk0 by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-22T09:32:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts And an elephant contains just enough cyanide to kill a human being. That's why I don't eat elephants. Well, that and the fact that it would probably spoil before I'm done with it.
(DIR) Post #AZ0KOFkSriZuO609rc by jigmedatse@social.jigmedatse.com
2023-08-22T23:34:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now that fact is low quality indeed... Unless elephants are much much much more susceptible than I...