Post AY2mIHE2iIfF5DUbvU by cwwilkie@zirk.us
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(DIR) Post #AY1w0RYgMW3YIjK18S by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-24T20:18:48Z
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The modern depiction of Jesus is absurdly incorrect.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AY1w609RArr72LAEBU by Eamon1916@beige.party
2023-07-24T20:19:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts There's a well known saying... God only made so many perfect heads... The rest he covered with hair.To say Jesus WASN'T bald is to imply he's not perfect.
(DIR) Post #AY1wLry7MfTcIBR59c by mloxton@med-mastodon.com
2023-07-24T20:22:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts also, only had three teeth - which was where the whole "wise men" joke came from
(DIR) Post #AY1wcDiwFNpsOk8HGy by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-24T20:25:39Z
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@lowqualityfactsWhich explains his last words: “My hairline, why hast thou forsaken me?!”
(DIR) Post #AY1wiplxhBrw8qhTuK by marcin_sawicki@social.abstractionleak.com
2023-07-24T20:26:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's why Paul says it's a disgrace to man to have long hair (1 Corinthians 11:14)
(DIR) Post #AY1wj9jrSi4Y47s5PU by JorgeStolfi@mas.to
2023-07-24T20:26:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts And wore a handlebar moustache.
(DIR) Post #AY1wnXnTxIaPq7eooi by FirefighterGeek@masto.ai
2023-07-24T20:27:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seems like I keep seeing he depicted as a a tall, white skinned, dude with light brown hair and blue eyes -- and absolutely ripped. He must have really stood out there in Jerusalem of 2000 years ago. I wonder if the sermon on the mount actually started with "Dude, do you even lift?"
(DIR) Post #AY1wswyNmPMBMwKkoi by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
2023-07-24T20:28:38Z
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(DIR) Post #AY1ySzxsEXz91jqgV6 by ecksearoh@infosec.exchange
2023-07-24T20:46:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts according to multiple references the historical character now known as Jesus was brown skinned, bald, and hunchbacked, no taller than 4' 6", with the features of an Iraqi Jew. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_appearance_of_Jesus?wprov=sfla1
(DIR) Post #AY20CTvplNzAxC99W4 by TSAguilar46@mastodon.social
2023-07-24T21:05:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Biblical scholars? What the hell do they know? He wasn't bald according to the scientific reconstruction of what he really looked like. Judge for yourself.P.S. Would you listen to this guy or even give him as much a nickel if he stopped you in the street and asked for a small donation?
(DIR) Post #AY20W7h49bt3m6bYbA by 1dalm@deacon.social
2023-07-24T21:09:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts You know, I kind of think that the fact that so little of the guy's physique is described in the bible, which allows for equally correct depictions of him in every demographic and ethnicity, is kinda a big part of his character.
(DIR) Post #AY243ODM3D22QqGIFM by Jesper_Buhl@helvede.net
2023-07-24T21:48:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Jesus had a faux-hawk and a goatee. Everyone knows this.
(DIR) Post #AY24BTJMz4WqYZvfg8 by JohnShirley2023@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-24T21:50:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not true. he had a mohawk
(DIR) Post #AY2mIHE2iIfF5DUbvU by cwwilkie@zirk.us
2023-07-25T06:04:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Once again, more correct than you think. The only recorded eye-witness description of Jesus comes from the Coptic Christians, who described Jesus as bald, short, and with a monobrow.
(DIR) Post #AYwEYJOQnEBqEJGkBk by TheCuznEd@mastodon.social
2023-08-21T00:10:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, the whole long hair thing comes from the scarf he had to wear to protect his head and neck.
(DIR) Post #AYwEbQaqTlnVQhYspk by capla@mstdn.jp
2023-08-21T00:11:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts | | 彡⌒ミ Are you talking ＼ (´･ω･`) about hair again? (| |):::: (γ /::::::: し ＼::: また髪の話ししてる…
(DIR) Post #AYwFcY60AckuwTEW9o by morax@satanodon.com
2023-08-21T00:22:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts if he even existed at all 🤷♂️
(DIR) Post #AYwJPLeNWyliOYH1G4 by skydog@sfba.social
2023-08-21T01:04:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, that's one way to piss off a celibate priesthood!