Post AXxOS8vKvb0cZlRaoS by lePetomaneAncien@fosstodon.org
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(DIR) Post #AXxIMkyVwSrv7wykJE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-22T14:35:47Z
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Country singer: *gets off their private jet, has their butler pop open a bottle of Dom Pérignon, walks onto stage adorned in $100,000 worth of jewelry*Country fans: Hmm I fear they might be a city slicker.Country singer: Driving a tractor through my small town, wearing jeans and drinking beer.Country fans: Oops false alarm, that's an authentic country boy right there.
(DIR) Post #AXxIeKLBhr4PjcxjLE by maddad@mastodon.world
2023-07-22T14:38:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts 👍
(DIR) Post #AXxImSxvWVWenixmhE by cestith@mastodon.social
2023-07-22T14:40:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm sorry, but I thought this account was for low quality facts. This one is of extra fine quality, and priced the same. I'm bargain hunting my facts now. 😉
(DIR) Post #AXxImVzoFxoYCQrpY0 by researchbuzz@researchbuzz.masto.host
2023-07-22T14:40:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Right? What is that guy worth, about $70 million?
(DIR) Post #AXxIySo3wNhtma4Pc8 by DavBot@nerdculture.de
2023-07-22T14:42:37Z
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@lowqualityfactsHit country chorus right here:Beer beer, Truck truckSights on a white tailed buckAmerica America yeah. x2
(DIR) Post #AXxN9HjdqM18RoPy6a by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2023-07-22T15:29:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts *chef's kiss* perfection
(DIR) Post #AXxNd38wezWZsZRjCC by RnDanger@infosec.exchange
2023-07-22T15:34:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts I actually worked as a stagehand at a Dwight Yoakam show. His band arrived hours before set time in a bus. He landed in a private jet minutes before set time.
(DIR) Post #AXxNkGJi4yjclOv8XA by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
2023-07-22T15:36:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts At least with country music it's so easy to separate the trash from this ..Excuse me while I cleanse my ears with this.https://youtu.be/ibjTycdj9g4
(DIR) Post #AXxOS8vKvb0cZlRaoS by lePetomaneAncien@fosstodon.org
2023-07-22T15:44:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Waylon Jennings: Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way?
(DIR) Post #AXxf8p6O6CekonzEI4 by KikoKate@mstdn.party
2023-07-22T18:50:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I had the privilege of mixing monitors for The Kentucky Headhunters playing The Cocky Bull in Victorville, California. This was a thinly disguised rock band. At a certain point, the drummer, resplendent with mutton chops, sans shirt, said to me, “I can’t wait to finish this gig. I need to get back to rebuilding my tractor.”He was, absolutely, the real deal.
(DIR) Post #AXxggqr0By703Ga0vo by Archy@dice.camp
2023-07-22T19:08:19Z
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@lowqualityfactsI'm reminded of Bo Burnham: https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0
(DIR) Post #AXxlhZ3ULsQouWZzuK by atomicangel@infosec.exchange
2023-07-22T20:04:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts I spat out my soda, this is on point.
(DIR) Post #AXxqz8MqoYAj7ipjBQ by spandauAnders@ioc.exchange
2023-07-22T21:03:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts you clearly are not in Houston. 100° 8 months out of the year but those country women DO NOT HESITATE making their man buy them $40k mink coats.
(DIR) Post #AXxyMQgfZGHsHS9tJo by nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social
2023-07-22T22:26:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't even think you meant to, but you just basically summed up like 99% of our society in the US (and maybe much of the West in general.)
(DIR) Post #AYtUbftgayOsgbdN1E by derekdahlsad@mastodon.social
2023-08-19T16:26:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts on digging deeper, those authentic songs were written by a consortium of songwriters who had a number of disco hits in the 70s
(DIR) Post #AYtUuebzbAbGCZPMLg by brianxlong@mstdn.social
2023-08-19T16:29:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts johnny cash and hank sr. would kick the shit out of most of those talentless autotune fucks in cowboy hats... on general principle.
(DIR) Post #AYtV4CqJhJoWyQf9rk by elkarrde@ohai.social
2023-08-19T16:31:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's an extra fine quality fact!
(DIR) Post #AYtXnGURBUX9Dz2h1s by obi0bi@mastodon.social
2023-08-19T17:01:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts I hate country music but I will listen to a song about when the singer's woman, dog AND SMART TRUCK leaves them too
(DIR) Post #AYtgH0HinYKpHnmnfU by wauz@mastodon.bayern
2023-08-19T18:37:00Z
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@lowqualityfactsAfter receiving Golden Record, you ain't no punk no more...
(DIR) Post #AYtgW53XLDY6QZLArw by Karnbot13@mastodon.social
2023-08-19T18:39:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts It is thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7im5LT09a0