Post AXtgnO7qclvGLajj2O by JudyOlo@universeodon.com
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(DIR) Post #AXtg5R7G91IwseVHIO by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-20T20:42:45Z
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A 100% fictional creature.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXtgBKTBlgis0MZReS by cetan@toot.community
2023-07-20T20:43:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts huge if true, especially for my baby. I wonder what ate it.
(DIR) Post #AXtgC78eooPkwsLEx6 by staidwinnow@mastodon.social
2023-07-20T20:43:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts So who ate the fiance of Elaine's friend?https://youtu.be/ghCTZF61ey0
(DIR) Post #AXtgK0Ju3Oxu7MMcs4 by Flux@social.fluxfox.dev
2023-07-20T20:45:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts can confirm... they must have just seen a dog. Kinda like how people believe in big foot
(DIR) Post #AXtgXCyGKTI37PXPLU by jon_wnc@mstdn.social
2023-07-20T20:47:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts good point. on the flip side, why must so many people insist jackelopes aren't real?
(DIR) Post #AXtgnO7qclvGLajj2O by JudyOlo@universeodon.com
2023-07-20T20:50:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I beg to differ. Elaine is not a liar...
(DIR) Post #AXtgrUh49913sNARCC by australopithecus@mastodon.social
2023-07-20T20:51:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts For those wondering, purported dingo sightings usually just turn out to be either a mimic octopus or an unusually large funnel-web spider (but it's worth mentioning that either of these can and will eat your babies).
(DIR) Post #AXthRnrsKmARlkXM3s by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-20T20:58:00Z
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@lowqualityfactsThen what stole my baby?!
(DIR) Post #AXthXm1a6JmLmzvKYi by energiepirat@mastodon.social
2023-07-20T20:59:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialCorrect, A Dingo is a German Bundeswehr Military Vehicle.
(DIR) Post #AXtiRTL8ky8W3adCwS by Taffer@mastodon.gamedev.place
2023-07-20T21:09:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m pretty sure my “dog” is a dingo
(DIR) Post #AXtmrTILwhsZGNyr7g by creachadair@mastodon.social
2023-07-20T21:58:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait, what? Shit. Then who is that watching the baby?!
(DIR) Post #AXto7PzK6nLDavFOwy by Dinosaur_with_a_Juicebox@smashingly.gay
2023-07-20T22:12:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts my husband used to work with someone who thought hyenas were invented by Disney for the Lion King.
(DIR) Post #AXtzs6FiOyQjUYNPmK by aethervision@universeodon.com
2023-07-21T00:24:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Okay. But if a fictional creature (a Dingo) eats a real creature (my Baby), is that situation known as Schrödinger’s Snack?
(DIR) Post #AXu3kuWxz5NGvXH0TI by biptoot@mas.to
2023-07-21T01:07:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts I KNEW IT
(DIR) Post #AXuLlo8r1Q2KZoZXv6 by MelbPTUser@aus.social
2023-07-21T04:29:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait until you hear about dropbears 😜
(DIR) Post #AXvAgE8IZPv36xPOkK by stib@aus.social
2023-07-21T14:00:13Z
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@lowqualityfactsWeirdly enough taxonomists actually agree with this. Dingos aren't a separate species from dogs, so that fact is not completely low quality.
(DIR) Post #AXvNBehh1s9JwjiVXM by misfitkotld@dice.camp
2023-07-21T16:20:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dingo is real!
(DIR) Post #AY2TevWNg2qtIf9nUm by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
2023-07-25T02:35:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Unlike drop bears, which are 216.897e25% real.
(DIR) Post #AYoNshDhGAN6F4MbJY by Barebower@mas.to
2023-08-17T05:17:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Unlike Sasquatch who chooses to live in the shadows and only in places with a high proportion of rednecks...
(DIR) Post #AYoO3cvjY6rI7hApRg by AnotherDayInHell@beige.party
2023-08-17T05:19:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts They are just feral dogs. Right?
(DIR) Post #AYoOjiLTo0fv54HjIO by thatgiga@mastodon.uno
2023-08-17T05:26:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts and a bingo?
(DIR) Post #AYoPf4dra2IEjqEce8 by biplanepilot@poweredbygay.social
2023-08-17T05:37:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Then what, praytell, ate my baby?
(DIR) Post #AYoa6ObkSFWQ1PudLU by lobokai@mastodon.social
2023-08-17T07:34:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts All dogs truly want to be a dingo.But not all get that distinction.I think they're in a league of their own. Every dog is special, treat them well!
(DIR) Post #AYp2e3or3A7E6qsr5c by AGT@mastodon.scot
2023-08-17T12:53:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts A bingo is a cross between a bison and a dingo.
(DIR) Post #AYpqoRxr83qVbAF2Zs by MaskedXLunar@mastodon.social
2023-08-17T22:16:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYq0lZbpFUpnysCiKu by pdkoenig@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T00:07:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts The conspiracy of cartographers runs deep.