Post AXpCeBT3brbt7vsY0u by mekkermuis@troet.cafe
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(DIR) Post #AXp0zL06A9YxK9ebr6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T14:43:23Z
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I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.
(DIR) Post #AXp15TqiB1RCVNBzcW by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-07-18T14:44:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts She clearly hasn't factored in the "unboost/reboost" feature.
(DIR) Post #AXp1AzhfAhPUkLaazw by thisisdys@mastodon.ie
2023-07-18T14:45:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts "There isn't enough people in the world for this!"Sounds to me like there isn't enough ambition either. Live your dreams!
(DIR) Post #AXp1DDg0Bs4wf9sDZI by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
2023-07-18T14:45:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was promised cats. :blobcatcoffee:
(DIR) Post #AXp1GW1KRcLqQNQ88G by TradingPlacesResearch@econtwitter.net
2023-07-18T14:46:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts only 9,999,999,997 to go
(DIR) Post #AXp1Ii4CcxSWMfoLUe by Branwen74@mastodon.online
2023-07-18T14:46:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yadda yadda yadda, gotta try anyhow.
(DIR) Post #AXp1adSOVNwlHQfqwi by Saposcat@mendeddrum.org
2023-07-18T14:48:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts the solution to this is the same as the solution to the birthday candle problem as you get older. Just as you let each single candle represent x number of candles, each boost can be equal to x boosts.
(DIR) Post #AXp1bKlhTTwJbl2NVY by Pierrette@mastodon.uno
2023-07-18T14:50:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts well boosting cats it’s my thing check profile
(DIR) Post #AXp1cznMQJT78jbetc by JudyOlo@universeodon.com
2023-07-18T14:50:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts I represent 5 billion people, so you are half done. Find another me and, voila, tell the g-friend you triumphed. 😊😊💕😊
(DIR) Post #AXp1eEFg9vHKGZRLaS by intothewestaway@mastodonapp.uk
2023-07-18T14:50:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts 9,999,999,990 to go.
(DIR) Post #AXp1oHLvU9S2mM9dJo by johnsqfrench@mstdn.ca
2023-07-18T14:52:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Only playing along because your post is funny. Your GF is clearly smart. Sounds like she’s a keeper. Happy #caturday (because every day is Caturday for my felines).
(DIR) Post #AXp1rgfjnvfgAu2vzc by SonofaGeorge@mstdn.ca
2023-07-18T14:53:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts But first: what did you bet?
(DIR) Post #AXp1sIJ1so5MtTiKsC by KFuentesGeorge@universeodon.com
2023-07-18T14:52:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you get just 10 boosts a day, you'll be well on your way in no time. Rooting for you, bestie <3 <3 <3
(DIR) Post #AXp23kbh06srqxuGXI by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T14:55:18Z
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@SonofaGeorge My best kidney.
(DIR) Post #AXp24Rk0d45PdD80y8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T14:55:24Z
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@intothewestaway So close.
(DIR) Post #AXp29L5QnWG8ROTtvU by TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
2023-07-18T14:56:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Only nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred seventy-four to go. We can do this!
(DIR) Post #AXp2DE3es72TngVO7c by intothewestaway@mastodonapp.uk
2023-07-18T14:57:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts On a scale from 1 to a googleplex... I'd say pretty darn close.
(DIR) Post #AXp2OdNH5PojVG7XM0 by siobhanmcelduff@mastodon.ie
2023-07-18T14:59:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts 38 so far - you're nearly there!
(DIR) Post #AXp2r152Xezb8N7pHU by AidanK@mastodon.ie
2023-07-18T15:04:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts At 45 boosts already, you are well on your way.
(DIR) Post #AXp2xXcKU1fdmbo7G4 by darth_anxious@toot.community
2023-07-18T15:05:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts well isn't she the Petite Madame Know-it-all ! I'll take a few 1000 million boosts on myself for starters, just to show how us dudes do the mathemathix !
(DIR) Post #AXp31MU1owqsPUkKiu by octothorpe@mastodon.online
2023-07-18T15:06:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts They're good cats!
(DIR) Post #AXp34Xp67Fl8Rt7RPk by nicolasvivant@colter.social
2023-07-18T15:06:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts ratio
(DIR) Post #AXp35cSkLsgt7yB2NU by SloanStudio@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T15:06:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts But how many bot accounts are there? Infinite!!!
(DIR) Post #AXp36whSazBQBLgwhE by dragonsidedd@sciencemastodon.com
2023-07-18T15:06:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hacker community: /challenge accepted/
(DIR) Post #AXp3BXtiEnKGhscFrU by Mcdyer@masto.ai
2023-07-18T15:07:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was going to help, but you're at 69 so I can't. Sorry, my hands are tied.
(DIR) Post #AXp3EOh4uhOF1x4AF6 by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-18T15:08:30Z
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@lowqualityfactsNot boosting: I’m with her.
(DIR) Post #AXp3KobrTJhZ91gcMq by zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
2023-07-18T15:09:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts 20 billion? Pfft, those are rookie numbers. Let's go for TREE(3) boosts.
(DIR) Post #AXp3UHqi85MgR49GVc by FeralRobots@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T15:11:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Don't humor him!"
(DIR) Post #AXp3ohuMx6Wh31b3ya by betsyvr@union.place
2023-07-18T15:15:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I boost all cats with white socks
(DIR) Post #AXp43anXfaUnL8V8ym by hopeward@sfba.social
2023-07-18T15:17:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hey, don’t drag {the population of Earth} into your fights!
(DIR) Post #AXp4IjuQ4svzwNwOZ6 by m0xee@social.librem.one
2023-07-18T15:20:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts So you are in fact Fishy, pretending you're human and Ruby is your girlfriend! You've been playing us the entire time! And this is just a pretext to show us how amazing you look together. Oh you! 😼
(DIR) Post #AXp4MUtlpPrMXqQfOy by the_other_jon@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T15:21:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts @flargh 2^214 is way over 10 billion. I think it’s called “the algorithm.”
(DIR) Post #AXp4ZizSkLdu0xOn7Q by cnx@larkspur.one
2023-07-18T15:23:39.155156Z
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@lowqualityfacts, was bout to boost but then realized me ain’t part of the mastodon community
(DIR) Post #AXp56HehOjginEDDYu by vosje62@mastodon.nl
2023-07-18T15:29:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts excuse accepted!:dancing_banana: :dancing_banana: :dancing_banana:
(DIR) Post #AXp6aTnstbNn6yTGSW by erro@toot.io
2023-07-18T15:46:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts These cats are good cats I am happy
(DIR) Post #AXp6xglUs5V9yHQB1M by christinkallama@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T15:50:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Within what time frame?
(DIR) Post #AXp7aUNwpiGeryuLLt by Fangh@shelter.moe
2023-07-18T15:57:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is that a technique to federate all the instances through this toot ?
(DIR) Post #AXp7aznC3tsiHFxRVQ by puzdey@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T15:57:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Удачи, брат ! 👍
(DIR) Post #AXp7kDmFR6zuFxulRg by EddieMcCabe@mastodon.world
2023-07-18T15:58:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣
(DIR) Post #AXp7mZcjBO8IaiaDsO by IvidappAvidapp@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T15:59:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Woah woah woah .....hold on...let me boost 😂😂🤣
(DIR) Post #AXp7rQHtJzJZ5G9Kgi by Coffee@toot.cafe
2023-07-18T16:00:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Bold. So who gets your girlfriend should you lose this bet?
(DIR) Post #AXp80LRahOekfTwO5A by visionsofnapa@sfba.social
2023-07-18T16:01:46Z
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@lowqualityfactsOur cat, Empress of the Universe, says "Thou shalt boost, unboost and reboost the cats of @lowqualityfacts. Go forth and be boostful." #cat #CatsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AXp92LsOA9oAXezokS by tkk13909@fosstodon.org
2023-07-18T16:13:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Based on the amount of boosts this post has gotten since you posted, it will take approximately 126.25 years at the current boosts/minute.
(DIR) Post #AXp9FpPvdpmNvU6tSC by BKLronin@photog.social
2023-07-18T16:15:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts People are so boostgeil. We should favorite more.
(DIR) Post #AXp9IWlJSP74wAOpTE by nosmaharba@mastodon.world
2023-07-18T16:16:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts why wouldn't she believe you? Facts are facts...quality bedamned
(DIR) Post #AXp9zCmtb6aPRJUSIK by chrishazfun@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T16:24:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXpA1OQxGhqQ8eGqye by EtherNRhum@mstdn.ca
2023-07-18T16:24:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Imma paws what I was doing for this. Not getting up though. #cats #catsofmastodon #blackcats #kitten #minimumeffort
(DIR) Post #AXpAHdkc5UuYHEDGvQ by yarkitude@socel.net
2023-07-18T16:27:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I love that this implies you have at least three kidneys, if you read it like a grammar nerd. :D
(DIR) Post #AXpAkuILejk7z9wpM0 by speculater@toot.io
2023-07-18T16:32:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is the content I pay for!
(DIR) Post #AXpArKHNxXSQJQYg6q by AcesAreWild@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T16:33:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fuck it, might as well try!
(DIR) Post #AXpAz81VPYL6cKqpYO by ho70sfymw@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T16:35:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXpBBiQzrSBz1GmCZs by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T16:37:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts She doesn't believe in your dreams. Dump her.
(DIR) Post #AXpBgI7Nkr4YNUBJEe by Jaageri@mastodo.fi
2023-07-18T16:43:10Z
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@lowqualityfactsShe is right.
(DIR) Post #AXpBuzGm7Ct0GQaAr2 by cwilcox808@c.im
2023-07-18T16:45:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts There you go, all the proof you need. Congratulations!
(DIR) Post #AXpCeBT3brbt7vsY0u by mekkermuis@troet.cafe
2023-07-18T16:53:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Since I just now reboosted my boost, this post has gone once around the world and has thus seen 4 billion ppl.
(DIR) Post #AXpCiTzAhbLpiYwx04 by mekkermuis@troet.cafe
2023-07-18T16:54:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts P.S. send pictures of your girlfriend or I'll unboost!!!
(DIR) Post #AXpCj7PQ7wWLzGWxpQ by Leepvogel@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T16:54:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts You know this ain't twitter, right?
(DIR) Post #AXpD3mke7veC03JVGC by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T16:58:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Awww, they deserve a hillion bajillion boosts!
(DIR) Post #AXpD7juicQHMMEuVTU by NoctisEqui@mastodonapp.uk
2023-07-18T16:59:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pretty kitties! They look sweet too.
(DIR) Post #AXpDu4a751YsMDJrwe by gravitos@wetdry.world
2023-07-18T17:07:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts its advised to add #catsofmastodon tag to this post, so more cat enjoyers see it
(DIR) Post #AXpE5EIfHqmLgUThp2 by JStatePost@newsie.social
2023-07-18T17:10:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 I'm going to quietly walk past all the valid reasons to boost this clever toot with well-composed #AltText to simply say, "Fishy" is an absolutely wonderful name for a #TuxedoCat. Also I like how well the two cats are getting along with each other. 🥥
(DIR) Post #AXpEDNfULA673W2Z0a by jeff@federated.fun
2023-07-18T17:11:38.553987Z
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@lowqualityfacts i can spin up a server with 100 billion users and boost your post with every single one of them.
(DIR) Post #AXpENvXdFsPP0XOWYq by WillA763@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T17:13:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts You were crossing your fingers when you whispered 'cubed.' Right? Right?
(DIR) Post #AXpEgwJuaGyUvP2iMS by fbievan@social.linux.pizza
2023-07-18T17:16:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts someone startup the botnet rq
(DIR) Post #AXpEkDQJS1iKq2bC1Q by JStatePost@newsie.social
2023-07-18T17:17:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 You have a girlfriend? Do we know her? Is she in #Canada? 🥥
(DIR) Post #AXpFBbEJ3122UW2a36 by GordonIsenburg@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T17:22:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damn, you made me bite your bait this time...
(DIR) Post #AXpFvj764IcwGMfCsa by xojo@mas.to
2023-07-18T17:30:29Z
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@lowqualityfactsMeoow.
(DIR) Post #AXpHeE4aQH0QyhGwC0 by Gillybean@newsie.social
2023-07-18T17:49:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts While it's a very nice cat, maybe that doesn't kill birds, never wise to promise a girlfriend promises you can't keep.
(DIR) Post #AXpI8bVHsAD4KnFLjk by bobjonkman@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-18T17:55:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts High Quality Boost for Low Quality Facts.Gotta save that kidney.
(DIR) Post #AXpILWfb9hOj6jEOW0 by a8e@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T17:57:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Given the current boost rate per hour it will take approximately 4.150 years to accomplish that goal. Seems like you can make it!
(DIR) Post #AXpIRRHW6PCS8JmqQq by cegron@piaille.fr
2023-07-18T17:58:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts @nicolasf 107 pour l’instant 😸
(DIR) Post #AXpJ4LHEMS8gnuCfr6 by Paleoautist@sauropods.win
2023-07-18T18:05:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Such pretty kitties 😊
(DIR) Post #AXpJg6YXXbxy9VJ3Lc by stewbsss@mastodon.world
2023-07-18T18:12:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts She doesn't know that cat pics are heavenly images which are to be cherished and can get not only 10 billion boosts but 10 trillion boosts! We'll prove her wrong
(DIR) Post #AXpJl6F68Obwcyau5A by JStatePost@newsie.social
2023-07-18T18:13:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 I, for one, miss the low-quality handwriting with which you usually craft your toots, Mr. Facts, but I will overlook its absence this one time. 🥥
(DIR) Post #AXpK9bQzobgwJkqM1A by noplasticshower@zirk.us
2023-07-18T18:18:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts stop
(DIR) Post #AXpKxaTHfbtRoGkRKi by dbsalk@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T18:26:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't even like cats, but the opportunity to prove someone wrong on the internet is too good to pass up. 🤣😎
(DIR) Post #AXpLTravXdxyBQiIYS by boscoandpeck@universeodon.com
2023-07-18T18:32:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts the journey of a billion boost starts with just one... 🧘
(DIR) Post #AXpLwcMNGMkjKccLui by roo_44@mas.to
2023-07-18T18:38:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Whoa, whoa, whoa, I got to defend you here. From what a can tell your comprehension with numbers is the same not matter how big or small.
(DIR) Post #AXpMWOk9MlfTWeneuO by EarthOne@social.snorklr.com
2023-07-18T18:44:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Clearly your girlfriend doesn't comprehend Magic Numbers.For example: by applying the quantum physics of string theory in multi-universes, I count for a billion views just by myself.See #NeildeGrasseTyson 🌌
(DIR) Post #AXpN5Q5fHaPhwDCFM0 by br00t4c@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T18:51:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I do it for Spam. 1 meeeellion boosts
(DIR) Post #AXpO1GO5W1tAdnOavo by AskPippa@c.im
2023-07-18T19:00:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts You might reach that number on Twitter because so many users there have multiple fake accounts, and/or are trolls.
(DIR) Post #AXpQfMYUCfQ3GGVYe0 by ericsburdon@me.dm
2023-07-18T19:30:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was the 100th booster! That means I get something special right?
(DIR) Post #AXpTeKphQBGzUalEdE by pattykimura@beige.party
2023-07-18T20:04:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I read somewhere on the internets that there 48 billion Mastodon users. I have seen no compelling reason to believe otherwise. 👍
(DIR) Post #AXpUoS4rROzUoLEyUi by mounderfod@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-18T20:17:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts 323 boosts, we're halfway there already!
(DIR) Post #AXpVHKSUqXU3a047qi by mdkcore@hachyderm.io
2023-07-18T15:08:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts so let approve the the time-travel signal boost pull-request that is going to be implemented any time soon (or past)
(DIR) Post #AXpWyG19KlMODDJ9U0 by cetan@toot.community
2023-07-18T20:41:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts one, two skip a few, ninety-nine, 10 billion. #done
(DIR) Post #AXpXPGlSfH4CLbqm4u by Eamon1916@beige.party
2023-07-18T20:46:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts I boosted then unboosted 3 times.That works, right?
(DIR) Post #AXpXPiuI22lXd6CDj6 by pidgeon_pete@mas.to
2023-07-18T20:46:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts doesn't it really depend on how the number of boosts is stored in the database that determines if it 'could' get 10 billion.
(DIR) Post #AXpY8NTmXtqyCk5eLI by annamal@mastodon.nz
2023-07-18T20:54:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts I know this is a trap but do not care because that is a gorgeous cat
(DIR) Post #AXpYAfbU8COAzkmo40 by engarneering@floss.social
2023-07-18T20:54:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts i clicked boost twice
(DIR) Post #AXpYb1XPCe1IYHRcYq by paul@notnull.click
2023-07-18T20:59:55.933950Z
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@lowqualityfacts I shall provide to you one boost. I have been asked to boost this by the kittycat civilisation of catopia by which the population is 1 billion. therefore this boost counts as 1 billion boosts.
(DIR) Post #AXpZpYrgBsdJvEQJQu by DeltaWye@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T21:13:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts big cat smol cat
(DIR) Post #AXpZr1PpWbQWlD5r9s by energiepirat@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T21:14:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🐱 😸 😺 😹 😻 😽 Internet storage capacity will get busted by just one picture
(DIR) Post #AXpb0cnjzl85GpQ8DQ by gavinisdie@masto.ai
2023-07-18T21:26:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts bots to the rescue xd
(DIR) Post #AXpbf1xbsCS0sqIssa by glennsills@dotnet.social
2023-07-18T21:34:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, I see you are up to 27. What do you have to pay her if you lose?
(DIR) Post #AXpd3gHtgmcwrP6wK0 by BenAveling@mastodon.au
2023-07-18T21:49:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts before I boost this 9 billion times, what’s The Bet? What happens if you lose?
(DIR) Post #AXph4FXh0pD01A1f1c by Nazani@universeodon.com
2023-07-18T22:34:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah whatever, why are you letting a cat sit on somebody's framed embroidery that took hours of work?
(DIR) Post #AXphEIgmAVeMfk4DB2 by BigJesusTrashcan@kolektiva.social
2023-07-18T22:36:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am part of the 10 billion & I boosted it
(DIR) Post #AXphNAwkK9E1GXljQe by chrisbloom@aus.social
2023-07-18T22:38:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts 455 boosts so far, so well on the way to 10,000,000,000 then? 😁
(DIR) Post #AXphPo4ro5ZZCvp1DU by greypilgrim@fosstodon.org
2023-07-18T22:38:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you count them like 'husband points,' you'll reach 10 billion in no time.If you count them like 'wife points,' you lose the bet.
(DIR) Post #AXpi6NEhTiUCPdidQe by GreenMazza@aus.social
2023-07-18T22:46:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry but not a cat fan…
(DIR) Post #AXpiC0Sb4TyJVnuA2i by SirTapTap@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T22:47:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts smol and medium
(DIR) Post #AXpjNJnfbeO6dJifOS by TriciaA17@mstdn.party
2023-07-18T23:00:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts I want to be a part of this party! One small boost for me, one giant boost for all of Mastodonkind!
(DIR) Post #AXpjZ9e9BOtscKuQSG by Cassandra@autistics.life
2023-07-18T23:02:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts What happens if you win the bet?
(DIR) Post #AXpsUlNGNs7BlczbVI by cosmoxi@mstdn.social
2023-07-19T00:42:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts no problem :)
(DIR) Post #AXptH7yTezF3lDSejg by arose62@aus.social
2023-07-19T00:51:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Done!
(DIR) Post #AXpvYxUPa6QuMZ1omm by lizreadsmaybe@universeodon.com
2023-07-19T01:17:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts we need to discuss the #embroidery
(DIR) Post #AXpvoB0FcXDQcOB3po by raiaren@universeodon.com
2023-07-19T01:20:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts They are sooooo adorable!! 😍 💞
(DIR) Post #AXpw4fpImtJ2qfvGIS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-19T01:23:03Z
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@arose62 Wow, that took a lot longer than I expected.
(DIR) Post #AXpxst7bjKg0W4zcCe by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-07-19T01:43:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts ... pounding on the boost :blobcatadorablepinkpat:
(DIR) Post #AXpyioAlNMsGE2E5Wy by Bam@sfba.social
2023-07-19T01:52:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts @AdditionalQuench Low Quality Fact. High Quality Cats.
(DIR) Post #AXpymHVmkaRI5UiPeC by lackattack@mastodon.social
2023-07-19T01:53:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts My like counts for 5 billion likes so this is doable
(DIR) Post #AXq0G9ead9wgMGdsAq by kaizan@mastodon.akhepcat.com
2023-07-19T02:09:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts I applaud your commitment to bad math.
(DIR) Post #AXq1BitYHDYEAC5iUq by Charlee@mastodon.world
2023-07-19T02:20:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Listen to your cutie Before covid hit there was 8 billion world wide
(DIR) Post #AXq35xQHY75dOLmMAi by JStatePost@newsie.social
2023-07-19T02:41:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 Attention everyone on the #Fediverse: A lovely guy who provides us with low quality facts on #Mastodon is trying to win a bet with his #GirlFriend and has wagered his best kidney that he can get 10 billion boosts of a #cat photo.Call all your friends right now and have them boost the toot of @lowqualityfacts The universe will thank you, we will usher in an epoch of world peace, and the cats are cute. 🥥
(DIR) Post #AXq3WkB8tmuu8OTDg8 by JStatePost@newsie.social
2023-07-19T02:46:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 At 7:45 PM on the left coast, Low, you were at 499 boosts.I, for one, predict that you will have your 10-billion boosts before dawn wherever you are in the world right now. 🥥
(DIR) Post #AXq7MTX4Kn6zQZ5Ldo by harod@mastodon.social
2023-07-19T03:29:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts +10B and -10B equals 0... that's a defeatist attitude :badabing:
(DIR) Post #AXq7eWn2xdmakAAPOy by GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org
2023-07-19T03:32:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Could get" ≠ "Will get"… like winning the lottery.«17 things more likely to happen to you than winning the lottery»https://www.reviewjournal.com/business/personal-finance/17-things-more-likely-to-happen-to-you-than-winning-the-lottery-181005/
(DIR) Post #AXq9G7I2Jn3QcA9Ks4 by amueller@muenchen.social
2023-07-19T03:50:47Z
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@lowqualityfactsmy boost is every time one more than your bootst 😜
(DIR) Post #AXq9fcFYLZTDsI9Azw by acremote@mastodon.social
2023-07-19T03:55:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts karma whore
(DIR) Post #AXqEZPuvmmzpevMfwm by Kirino@seal.cafe
2023-07-19T04:50:22.095503Z
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No, you can't.
(DIR) Post #AXqGGyA6RNSkH0nC88 by pergus@mastodon.nu
2023-07-19T05:09:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m afraid she’s wrong. There are 25 billion people on earth, if the moon’s population is taken into account.
(DIR) Post #AXqGsRIx3FpJN9nYw4 by gerowen@mastodon.social
2023-07-19T05:16:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts There aren't 10 billion people in the world, let alone on Mastodon, 😅
(DIR) Post #AXqH2SuJwnhpEt3fto by Mikarnage@mamot.fr
2023-07-19T05:17:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts baby shark has *13 billions* views, so everything is possible!
(DIR) Post #AXqIwAvk4ZBdefqrKa by MattPCart@mas.to
2023-07-19T05:39:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts joke's on her: I have three Mastodon accounts and could boost this from each. 👍🏻
(DIR) Post #AXqJWsPVtLlYvoHG5I by PeachySummer@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-19T05:45:55.810746Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your cats think that you are a nigger.
(DIR) Post #AXqK6rGnbrPtoqMIk4 by dgar@aus.social
2023-07-19T05:52:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts You got pretty close!
(DIR) Post #AXqLILa9LlzUyCS5R2 by katrakikas@mastodon.social
2023-07-19T06:05:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts even though she’s right, I boosted 😅
(DIR) Post #AXqLYyDRTjQfQKl0gC by RanaldClouston@fediscience.org
2023-07-19T06:08:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts I favourited it instead. I hope that counts to your total. Maybe you could multiply boosts by favourites? That seems fair.
(DIR) Post #AXqLgf4OXwcKMPC1Im by ErictheCerise@kolektiva.social
2023-07-19T06:10:01Z
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@lowqualityfactsDisappointed. It's going slower than I expected.Obv didn't expect to hit 10B overnight, but I figured we'd at least have a few 100M by now.
(DIR) Post #AXqN2qOjD4v7onqS4e by ElHadjiMurad@wandering.shop
2023-07-19T06:25:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh, go on then.
(DIR) Post #AXqQ5ECVyvCc5Fxccy by Paprikagehirn@nerdculture.de
2023-07-19T06:59:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts what am i reading? am i having a stroke? i think i am having a stroke.
(DIR) Post #AXqR1RovVDKh7Ugl3Q by PabloMartini@climatejustice.rocks
2023-07-19T07:09:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts he's the one that did the same stunt on FaceSlap years ago! DOH!
(DIR) Post #AXqSMWZn7CrNuCDu6K by Stegosaurus@sciences.social
2023-07-19T07:24:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now if it was a dog...
(DIR) Post #AXqnamOTCXqk3OZBU8 by js@mastodon.nl
2023-07-19T11:22:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts i boosted with the force of six million boosts
(DIR) Post #AXquGrvnbPxP7EboEy by Ncstarguy@universeodon.com
2023-07-19T12:37:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts, you had me at cute kitties.
(DIR) Post #AXrBDcsonDmQnTFolU by JStatePost@newsie.social
2023-07-19T15:46:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 Are we at 10 billion yet, Low? 🥥
(DIR) Post #AXrBHti0B5aQ8fEQCG by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-19T15:48:10Z
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@JStatePost Any minute now.
(DIR) Post #AXrbdwrVjRPr67r30i by tyrorexdmz@mastodon.social
2023-07-19T20:43:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts What cute cats!
(DIR) Post #AXrtabVQTYQjAX4zbc by JStatePost@newsie.social
2023-07-20T00:04:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 It now sez 634 boosts under these sweet darlings, Low.That's 634 #BILLION, right? 🥥
(DIR) Post #AXvbNy6I8YiEwBzJqK by Sonikku@techhub.social
2023-07-21T18:59:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts @steveriggins clearly not accounting for the fact that the population of Earth will eventually surpass 10 billion, and Mastodon is forever.It’s the long game.
(DIR) Post #AXwiI04Ymm4O9aEtlI by ElHadjiMurad@wandering.shop
2023-07-22T07:51:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts re-boosted. We must be getting near the 100 mark by now...
(DIR) Post #AXwkaGYeQqpUP29TBg by ThetaSigma@fandom.ink
2023-07-22T08:17:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ten Billion isn’t a large number. If you suddenly found yourself covered in ten billion ants, you wouldn’t be saying, “that’s a large number of ants”, you’d be screaming, “HELP! I’M BEING EATEN ALIVE BY A HUGE SWARM OF ANTS!”
(DIR) Post #AXwlBTN3kxKur9THua by juanejot@fosstodon.org
2023-07-22T08:24:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I struggle to comprehend all these buttons. Now, where did that young man who was helping me, go? He said he was taking my wallet to be relaminated. I didn’t even know it could get delaminated! I wonder if that young man will tell me when he comes back, how to turn off Siri. She just keeps listening, but not responding. I bet she’s writing down every word I say, the sneaky electronic minx! Why, I should look up a way to turn her off just to spite her! Siri, look up…
(DIR) Post #AXx3FEUGplDz1pmqG0 by WallabyWatch@aus.social
2023-07-22T11:46:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts get rid of the cats Cats killGet rid of them and don't promote them on social media.Now
(DIR) Post #AXxkoO9ZBRaxAi72vY by martinneujahr@mastodon.social
2023-07-22T19:54:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like it but she may be right regarding your large number weakness 😉
(DIR) Post #AY3WK3CIR8M02vSYng by Rajumisra@c.im
2023-07-25T14:40:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just a number game and fun, frolic!😌😌
(DIR) Post #AY46aGoRBEMrFwKinI by pixelpusher220@universeodon.com
2023-07-25T21:26:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I boosted it 10 times. I'm sure that's how it works
(DIR) Post #AYMmDxYfBfpnXlTvtY by mrpieceofwork@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T21:38:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts 2740 years later...
(DIR) Post #AYWWaK0xUluwf2K7jU by Lorry@mstdn.social
2023-08-08T14:30:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I liked it but didn't boost it, because it's not a picture of a #puppy and I don't want to upset my millions of followers with cat pictures.If you only hit 9,999,999,999 likes though, I'll help you out.
(DIR) Post #AYjdF6dPGtF5ohcJZw by daswarkeinhuhn@6a02.digital
2023-08-14T22:15:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts shoot for the moon
(DIR) Post #AYjdLqBso9auqNxEi8 by bkahn@mstdn.science
2023-08-14T22:17:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Explain to your girlfriend that because of the super high quality of Mastodon users, one boost here is easily worth ten thousand on X or whatever birdbrain's site is called this week. So do the math and it's easy peasy.
(DIR) Post #AYjdWFkadFbX0o9YrA by Twinkler@masto.ai
2023-08-14T22:18:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts ok I’ll bite.
(DIR) Post #AYjdXjpOI46qaL6h72 by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-14T22:19:13Z
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@lowqualityfactsI do not boost cats; cats boost me.
(DIR) Post #AYjdz01YBK0KdRnGhE by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-08-14T22:24:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Roses are redViolets are blueI'm schizophrenicAnd so am II count as two! 🤪
(DIR) Post #AYjeAcnINM0W41fZ4q by Lichtenbergian@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-14T22:26:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Here are my 300 million boosts — hope this helps!
(DIR) Post #AYjez6HH1yBTz6lBia by the_roamer@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-14T22:35:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tell her that you have the 10 billion boosts already but that these won't necessarily show up in your timeline. Make sure that if challenged, you are prepared to.give a little lecture on federated networks and the ActivityPub protocol.
(DIR) Post #AYjgW4RoxHARosykcK by Jyoti@mas.to
2023-08-14T22:52:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lubly kitties! :ablobmeltsoblove:
(DIR) Post #AYjjxVhe1pds219jyy by mintyfresh@mastodon.social
2023-08-14T23:31:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tell her to check back in 100 years. Boy, will she be surprised.
(DIR) Post #AYjlXTPa7oG3IvQ56u by JStatePost@newsie.social
2023-08-14T23:47:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 I feel as if I'm experiencing something the French call deja vu, Low. 🥥
(DIR) Post #AYjmzsdu0h6dcSEA6K by INIT6@infosec.exchange
2023-08-15T00:04:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts It shows 10,000,001,337 boosts, so congrats, I think are in order.
(DIR) Post #AYjotoYkThe77u3IEC by INSTALLGENTOO@freespeechextremist.com
2023-08-15T00:26:33.826779Z
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@lowqualityfacts Who?
(DIR) Post #AYjrBJNPM0KzXFDc36 by mysti@sfba.social
2023-08-15T00:51:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Boosted but you should hang on to that gal!
(DIR) Post #AYkzN5EWl1c9wA9IDw by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2023-08-15T13:58:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts the 70 Billion Cat Boosts of Mastodon, where are the hiding ?The 70 Billion Cat Boosts of Mastodon, where are they hiding ?https://youtu.be/eou8RRpA9RY
(DIR) Post #AYqNLFeV7i8FVCsCae by KanaMauna@sauropods.win
2023-08-18T04:20:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts She just doesn’t understand that you’re in it for the long long game.
(DIR) Post #AYqXgW9LyoJqI95ETQ by FOxyShelby@mamot.fr
2023-08-18T06:16:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nice gloves and socks!
(DIR) Post #AYqfZZX9ncZEOQPsga by fozy@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T07:44:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wow! We're almost there, just 2.4K short of the target, keeping boosting!
(DIR) Post #AYqjFYpJ7Qr6DycSuG by st_and@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T08:26:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYtb03yNKkmS1wq8Ke by Colin_6@mastodon.social
2023-08-19T17:37:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think you’re going to lose this one but consider yourself boosted!
(DIR) Post #AYtimy7oZ09flLWQl6 by hexaheximal@mastodon.social
2023-08-19T19:04:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts we all need to make a bunch of alt accounts and boost it on all of them 😎
(DIR) Post #AYyqSxDpyuWmav6dto by minervakoenig@mastodon.social
2023-08-22T06:24:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts I love your cats but I'm not falling for this b.s.
(DIR) Post #AZXnc84ZHQrn7OWknA by mwayne0013@mastodon.social
2023-09-08T03:07:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts It appears even the cats have given up on explaining it to you.
(DIR) Post #AZXo3JgmCPcwxqMYme by dustinrue@mastodon.chateaude.luxe
2023-09-08T03:12:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts we may not get this to 10 billion today but we will in time.
(DIR) Post #AZXo4chczZRADwNsrA by ncrav@mas.to
2023-09-08T03:12:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts she forgot the account for all the future boosting of course!
(DIR) Post #AZXo9hkhe443KhFHsm by CastBackTees@mastodon.social
2023-09-08T03:13:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I boosted it 14 million times.
(DIR) Post #AZXoJau7xcpwzRMyB6 by nantucketebooks@fosstodon.org
2023-09-08T03:15:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts With cats like those, anything is possible.
(DIR) Post #AZXpaS93sck0hWxQie by jmcrookston@mastodon.social
2023-09-08T03:29:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't know why she has to be so mean about people who have difficulty with numbers.Anyway I checked your post by the way and I see that you already achieved your goal!!You got 10 billion boosts! Of your cute picture of 800 million cats!!Congratulations!
(DIR) Post #AZXpfHdYNPnBYgWVG4 by tarheel@mstdn.io
2023-09-08T03:30:13Z
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@lowqualityfactsUm... Ok, since it's low quality facts....@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZXpta9QL3jP26FSwS by eco_amandine@mastodon.cr
2023-09-08T03:33:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts nice cats 😊
(DIR) Post #AZYCFXe0XMhgcYQj32 by brad@twit.social
2023-09-08T07:43:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts girls are so dumb.
(DIR) Post #AZYiE3azo5ZHvV8xFY by Jennifer@bookstodon.com
2023-09-08T13:41:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts ten billion is totally doable.
(DIR) Post #AZYiLuYhI462DOoUmO by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-09-08T13:43:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts How do you know there aren't 10 billion people on earth? Have you counted? Most people don't have internet, so there's that.If Fuckbook and Shitter can say they have 13 billion users, there ya go.
(DIR) Post #Ac2JhQ4MIfSE2wAGHI by kithrup@wandering.shop
2023-11-21T16:11:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ten billion in base 2 is only 1024 in base 10. I HAVE FAITH IN YOUR CATS
(DIR) Post #Ac2MVggB1DFjwsx1CC by MercurialBuilding@cawfee.club
2023-11-21T16:44:14.656967Z
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@Ukko @lowqualityfacts @meso >mesocc @メソ@デアゼベソチズ.カフェ
(DIR) Post #Ac2MVz2Sl5m6tDW4Qq by mdwalters@furry.engineer
2023-11-21T16:44:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts 13 million on one instance i assume
(DIR) Post #Ac2NLyuoSjIfZ6jU6y by MercurialBuilding@cawfee.club
2023-11-21T16:53:35.249040Z
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@Ukko @lowqualityfacts @meso >adachicc @meso
(DIR) Post #Ac2NZH6g8eOjkWcb0S by Leepvogel@mastodon.social
2023-11-21T16:55:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts There you go ...
(DIR) Post #Ac2b3hAH7QOIet8iJ6 by caseyjonesed@awscommunity.social
2023-11-21T19:27:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts my boost is in reality equivalent to 1.2 million boosts. just saying!
(DIR) Post #Ac3R4LB3Y2jcN78MUK by kirby@lab.nyanide.com
2023-11-22T05:10:01.300490Z
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@lowqualityfacts hey man im on pleroma but ill try to prove her wrong