Post AXp2nBhn62ZevdQPdg by jstritch@mindly.social
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 (DIR) Post #AX3Tyc5Lad1jRhHbai by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-06-25T16:22:05Z
       
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       Wow, that's a lot of calories.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AX3UJXdZK43VjQGkV6 by Dtl@mastodon.social
       2023-06-25T16:25:49Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts a calorie is a shrimp like creature about the size of an adult polar bear.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX3UPIXYMkMoe9CUBk by I@tooot.im
       2023-06-25T16:26:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that's about half a burito. What a cheapskate.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX3UUS0eaQBlSmGjKq by KayVay@mastodon.social
       2023-06-25T16:27:49Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Hey!  Watch how you talk about me! 🐳
       
 (DIR) Post #AX3bzSHUKHw6xfsGBM by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-06-25T17:51:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsThank you. Now I can say with a straight face that I consume more calories daily than a blue whale does.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX3c3rEPVGgbVBX9mq by nosmaharba@mastodon.world
       2023-06-25T17:52:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts "it's a glandular thing"
       
 (DIR) Post #AXov2DlGw0pw13i80m by nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org
       2023-07-18T13:36:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Well no wonder they are so fat...  They are consuming 500 calories while just floating around in the water doing nothing.Get some exercise you fatties.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXovSigoZEVrT1GGfY by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
       2023-07-18T13:41:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts ancient blue whales actually appear to us as red...
       
 (DIR) Post #AXovYpsyj0RDWUrpkO by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
       2023-07-18T13:42:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts A blue whale consumes 500 Colas and hay.#ThatsWhatIRead
       
 (DIR) Post #AXp10ZrEPVDpgx67E0 by Happycow@hachyderm.io
       2023-07-18T14:43:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I mean... it does probably consume 500 calories and then continues to consume more calories so this might be technically correct (the best kind of correct)
       
 (DIR) Post #AXp2nBhn62ZevdQPdg by jstritch@mindly.social
       2023-07-18T15:03:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Do whales have fitness trackers with activities like 'sink billionaire yacht'?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXp2vKq51OGbZaBfAe by jonathanhorowi1@sciences.social
       2023-07-18T15:04:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Only off by a factor of fifty thousand, you're getting better at this
       
 (DIR) Post #AXp4L60UtAXx3VuJJA by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
       2023-07-18T15:18:55Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts While this may seem like a lot, keep in mind that they also do a lot of bench presses all day long...