Post AXnrc94fFG7EvfhCym by nomiddlename@theblower.au
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(DIR) Post #AX38SEX7WRKu61zang by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-25T12:20:54Z
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I love armadillos.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AX38jjRdqYdqtEm2Oe by wauz@mastodon.bayern
2023-06-25T12:24:07Z
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@lowqualityfactsWell, armadillos love taking up careers in pro football.In Europe, this is a career for hedgehogs.
(DIR) Post #AX3922jyqOhxwn5D3g by bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot
2023-06-25T12:27:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Surely that only happens if the wind changes?
(DIR) Post #AX3APfi6DoibQM2AhU by phi1997@mastodon.social
2023-06-25T12:42:52Z
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@lowqualityfactsEventually, it pupates and becomes a butterfly
(DIR) Post #AX3BEYYcZkma0areS0 by glennsills@dotnet.social
2023-06-25T12:52:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think you are confusing armadillos with pill millipedes. Those guys total get stuck so it is cruel for you to bother them.
(DIR) Post #AX3E6zk9ukS7s2LZrc by An0n@metalhead.club
2023-06-25T13:24:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts That is also how medicine balls came to exist
(DIR) Post #AX3G74tix09LlSzLKS by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-06-25T13:45:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts true, but if two armadillo balls roll into each other, they meld into 1.
(DIR) Post #AX4TmqJbXKDzK2yP8i by twentyninedollars@sfba.social
2023-06-25T19:02:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts The city of Bowling Green is named after the native green armadillo of Cincinnati which roll into balls and are used by children and young adults in junior bowling leagues throughout Ohio.They still survive for many years as balls, and consume corn chips and black licorice. Do not feed them chocolate.
(DIR) Post #AXnrZC8ZOtVLYn7FA0 by wkfry@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T01:23:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Me, too.
(DIR) Post #AXnrc94fFG7EvfhCym by nomiddlename@theblower.au
2023-07-18T01:23:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqeGxMgVOHI
(DIR) Post #AXnrnwj0z7jw6VCFrU by m0xee@social.librem.one
2023-07-18T01:25:51Z
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@Ukulele19 What if we bring all of them close to each other and form a Unified One & Only Armadillo Ball (UO&OAB) how big would it be? 😲Maybe we can just abandon Earth and move to the Armadillo Ball? 🤔 @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXns98KJ2ujOANk4mG by costrike@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T01:29:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts The hardest decision an armadillo has to make. Always asking, "Is it my time?"
(DIR) Post #AXoV9W54cmGq3Fn5vM by jabsonik@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T08:46:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts ... and that's how planets are formed.